Allow me to introduce everyone to someone I've recently discovered who lives less than an hour away from my workplace.
Meet William Bowhall, founder of Pegasus Technologies, Ltd, unemployed musician, probable racist and 3rd Party candidate for Office of the President. He likes to complain about the black community, hit rock songs he wrote that he didn't receive credit for, and how he is being personally held back by government and media conspiracies.
His company, Pegasus Technologies, Ltd is actually a pretty good company. They offer a personalized team of IT professionals, cloud support and security solutions.
No wait, that's not his company. Here we go, Pegasus Technologies, Ltd provides digital pen technologies and solutions that combine handwriting with 2D positioning and tracking technology for tablet and mobile PCs. Damn it, that's still not him.
Pegasus Technologies develops and manufactures cost-effective RF modulators and Cyclotron controllers--shit. What the hell is Pegasus Technologies, Ltd?
Oh..."Categorized under Non-Commercial Research Organizations". Pegasus Technologies, from what can be gathered from his multitude of Facebook posts vaguely referencing it, is dedicated to the creation of revolutionary transportation technologies that can crossover into land, water, air and space travel, and are based on theories that he developed when he was 4 years old. These initial theories may have contributed to his early blueprints for the Space Shuttle program when he was in High School. No examples of theories are available.
Musically, his YouTube channel shows that he is not a bad musician. He is a good guitar player, and has taken the time over the years to have written several songs. However, he has been denied superstardom due to others stealing and then taking credit for his work:
--played a vital role in the creation of both Thriller and Sweet Child of Mine
--worked with Bob Seger to produce Against the Wind, among other songs
--and wrote the KISS classic "Beth" as a high school freshman in 1974
He has written an autobiography/screenplay titled "Blasphemy of a Nation" that he promotes with every post, chronicling his struggle as the worst in the history of America, which Steven Spielburg [sic] and Clint Eastwood have yet to produce.
He doesn't understand why the black community has appropriated MLK and the Civil Rights Movement
and really does not seem to like black people in general
He has made several attempts to achieve social change by following that old adage and writing to his congressman Mike Rogers and many others, both typed and hand-written in which he also alerts the government to several atrocities done to him, including Johnson and Johnson stealing a toothbrush design. It also looks like he's demanding the right to pass on his DNA, much like OPL.
All this has failed though, and so he has decided to run for president himself. His method of campaigning so far is spamming his message across every page he can find, whether it's a congressional page, a news source, or State Farm.
Since he began his campaign in May, he has been making multiple posts per day. He looks to be a prime source of Grade-A lulz. What do you guys think?
Meet William Bowhall, founder of Pegasus Technologies, Ltd, unemployed musician, probable racist and 3rd Party candidate for Office of the President. He likes to complain about the black community, hit rock songs he wrote that he didn't receive credit for, and how he is being personally held back by government and media conspiracies.
His company, Pegasus Technologies, Ltd is actually a pretty good company. They offer a personalized team of IT professionals, cloud support and security solutions.
No wait, that's not his company. Here we go, Pegasus Technologies, Ltd provides digital pen technologies and solutions that combine handwriting with 2D positioning and tracking technology for tablet and mobile PCs. Damn it, that's still not him.
Pegasus Technologies develops and manufactures cost-effective RF modulators and Cyclotron controllers--shit. What the hell is Pegasus Technologies, Ltd?
Oh..."Categorized under Non-Commercial Research Organizations". Pegasus Technologies, from what can be gathered from his multitude of Facebook posts vaguely referencing it, is dedicated to the creation of revolutionary transportation technologies that can crossover into land, water, air and space travel, and are based on theories that he developed when he was 4 years old. These initial theories may have contributed to his early blueprints for the Space Shuttle program when he was in High School. No examples of theories are available.
Musically, his YouTube channel shows that he is not a bad musician. He is a good guitar player, and has taken the time over the years to have written several songs. However, he has been denied superstardom due to others stealing and then taking credit for his work:
--played a vital role in the creation of both Thriller and Sweet Child of Mine
--worked with Bob Seger to produce Against the Wind, among other songs
--and wrote the KISS classic "Beth" as a high school freshman in 1974
He has written an autobiography/screenplay titled "Blasphemy of a Nation" that he promotes with every post, chronicling his struggle as the worst in the history of America, which Steven Spielburg [sic] and Clint Eastwood have yet to produce.
He doesn't understand why the black community has appropriated MLK and the Civil Rights Movement
and really does not seem to like black people in general
He has made several attempts to achieve social change by following that old adage and writing to his congressman Mike Rogers and many others, both typed and hand-written in which he also alerts the government to several atrocities done to him, including Johnson and Johnson stealing a toothbrush design. It also looks like he's demanding the right to pass on his DNA, much like OPL.
All this has failed though, and so he has decided to run for president himself. His method of campaigning so far is spamming his message across every page he can find, whether it's a congressional page, a news source, or State Farm.
Since he began his campaign in May, he has been making multiple posts per day. He looks to be a prime source of Grade-A lulz. What do you guys think?
