Windows 95 is 25 years old today - Where do you want to go today?

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Update August 24th, 2020: Today marks Windows 95’s 25th anniversary. Check out our retrospective originally from its 20th anniversary below and updated slightly to reflect the new anniversary date.

Twenty-five years ago today, people were lining up at CompUSA or Best Buy at midnight. It wasn’t a new Call of Duty game, Apple’s latest iPod, or any type of hardware at all that shoppers were waiting for. It was software, and not just any software: Windows 95.

Microsoft’s Windows 95 release on August 24th, 1995 was a highly anticipated launch. Jay Leno helped launch the software alongside Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, with a lot of jokes and the appearance of the entire Windows 95 development team on stage. It was a huge day for Microsoft with TV commercials blasting the Rolling Stones’ “Start Me Up” with images of the new Start button that we still (just about) use today. Microsoft even hired Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry to create an hour-long cyber sitcom all about Windows 95, and the software was so popular that 7 million copies were sold during the first five weeks.


Away from all the fanfare around the launch, PC geeks were choosing between Pentium or 486 processors, IDE or SCSI hard drives, double-speed CD-ROMs, and Sound Blaster audio cards to experience the best of Windows 95. Microsoft added a lot of features to Windows 95, but the biggest was a new Start button, menu, and task bar that made it a lot easier to discover applications and navigate the operating system. Multitasking improvements and the graphical interface were a big leap from Windows 3.1 and the days of MS-DOS, but the interface was rather similar for Macintosh and OS/2 users at the time.

Windows 95 wasn’t all about the Start button, though. Besides being a 32-bit OS, an important addition was support for long filenames, up to 250 characters. It sounds like a basic feature in 2020, but at the time it made naming documents a lot easier. Another big feature was the introduction of Plug and Play, to automatically detect and install hardware. While the process of Plug and Play has been greatly improved in more recent releases, Windows 95’s implementation was often referred to as Plug and Pray thanks to the often unreliable device install process that resulted in IRQ conflicts and lots of driver fun.

WINDOWS 95 HAD A LOT OF NEW FEATURES

Microsoft had other equally ambitious plans for Windows 95. A new Microsoft Network (MSN) application came bundled with a prominent icon on the desktop. MSN was designed to provide access to email, chat rooms, newsgroups, and the first WWW homepages through a dial-up connection. Microsoft charged a monthly fee to access MSN, and if you used it for more than three hours a month, there were extra charges. It was the early days of the internet and dial-up connections, and MSN now exists as a web service through various tailored apps or a browser.

Microsoft also introduced its first idea of syncing data between multiple machines in Windows 95. The My Briefcase aimed to sync files between a laptop and desktop machine, and in modern releases of Windows, it’s all cloud-powered thanks to Microsoft’s OneDrive storage service. Microsoft even introduced user profile support in Windows 95 to allow multiple family members to sign in and have their own separate profiles with links and applications. If you weren’t happy with all the new features of Windows 95 then you could have purchased Microsoft Plus! for Windows 95 at the time. It included the Internet Jumpstart Kit (an early version of Internet Explorer), theme support, and a number of system utilities. Subsequent updates to Windows 95 also introduced new features before Windows 98 arrived three years later to improve things even more.

Enjoy a brief look back at Windows 95 in the photos and videos below, especially Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer dancing to “Start Me Up.” It’s classic, just like Windows 95.



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This is all pretty neat, didn't know Windows 95 was that old (well, not that it wouldn't give away its age based on the name itself)
 

JEB!

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Gee bill, TWO copies?

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Ponchik

the experiment didn't work
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micro$oft wheeling out jay motherfucking leno on a stage to spew """jokes""" to calm the masses before letting bill spew marketing buzzwords for 5 minutes should've marked the beginning of the end, and i guess in some ways it did - but win95 was probably the first and last time the layman actually gave a rat's ass about a goddamn operating system launching

this wasn't entirely because bill spent loadsamone on marketing either, win95 was really the only time microsoft spent years researching and retooling the desktop for normies that actually didn't piss anyone off in the long run (except for steve jobs and unix diehards, i guess, but who gives a shit about the former)


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seeing them take all of this work and fucking burning it to the ground with windows 10™ is still infuriating tbh

And Microsoft is still trying to maintain compatibility with Windows 95 features.

the classic control panel is still getting its limbs chopped off in new windows 10 builds, the classic "i'm 12 and i want my desktop to look like a macintosh plus album cover" win95 theme itself was broken beyond belief and disabled in windows 8, and it's honestly a fucking miracle that most win32 programs from the 90s still work today on 64-bit windows. trying to suggest that microsoft gives a shit about maintaining support for "classic" windows features with windows 8 and 10... existing is like suggesting apple cares about backwards compatibility on macos after specifically nixing opengl and 32 bit support

shit like this in particular makes me sick

Are the copies at the top for supercomputers?

no they juryrigged those to crush and suffocate any would-be shoplifters who didn't feel like kindly donating $109.95 to mr. gates for... paint and doom95
 

Maurice Caine

You talkin' to me?
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micro$oft wheeling out jay motherfucking leno on a stage to spew """jokes""" to calm the masses before letting bill spew marketing buzzwords for 5 minutes should've marked the beginning of the end, and i guess in some ways it did - but win95 was probably the first and last time the layman actually gave a rat's ass about a goddamn operating system launching

this wasn't entirely because bill spent loadsamone on marketing either, win95 was really the only time microsoft spent years researching and retooling the desktop for normies that actually didn't piss anyone off in the long run (except for steve jobs and unix diehards, i guess, but who gives a shit about the former)


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seeing them take all of this work and fucking burning it to the ground with windows 10™ is still infuriating tbh



the classic control panel is still getting its limbs chopped off in new windows 10 builds, the classic "i'm 12 and i want my desktop to look like a macintosh plus album cover" win95 theme itself was broken beyond belief and disabled in windows 8, and it's honestly a fucking miracle that most win32 programs from the 90s still work today on 64-bit windows. trying to suggest that microsoft gives a shit about maintaining support for "classic" windows features with windows 8 and 10... existing is like suggesting apple cares about backwards compatibility on macos after specifically nixing opengl and 32 bit support

shit like this in particular makes me sick



no they juryrigged those to crush and suffocate any would-be shoplifters who didn't feel like kindly donating $109.95 to mr. gates for... paint and doom95
At this point Win10 is basically a capped version and a shadow of what 7 was.
 

L50LasPak

We have all the time in the world.
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The first computer I ever personally owned was a Windows 95, which was about as old as I was. I was six years old, and my household had two other, much newer machines so my family was basically like "Well we were gonna throw this away anyway, why not give it to the kid?". There's obviously only so much a little kid can do with a computer, but my earliest memories of the internet and playing computer games came off that machine. I unceremoniously discarded it when its time came, but something about it still sticks in my memory in a way that 98 and XP didn't.

"Its now safe to turn off your computer." :semperfidelis:
 

Ponchik

the experiment didn't work
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I’m not a huge fan of 95, 98SE is far superior for DOS Windows.
i have a hard time viewing 98fe/se as anything other than glorified service packs that existed solely so microshit could shove internet explorer 4 and disney/msnbc advertising down everyone's throats:
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this shit was installed on 95 and nt4 too if you bothered installing ie4 (some programs required it), and now that it's been two decades, absolutely none of this technically matters anymore. doesn't mean i can't spend 10 minutes gawking at nathan lineback's old "ie4 is evil" page
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it's almost like history repeats itself or something....
They did WHAT???
to be more precise, i think they simply deprecated it instead of physically removing it from the os. apple is apple regardless
At this point Win10 is basically a capped version and a shadow of what 7 was.
personally i'm just jaded because i can't use win2k/7 for the next 4 decades. linux is seemingly the only viable option moving forward and i'm not entirely sure how i'll adjust
I'll raise you Beck.

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