Winter Survival -

[WhiteKnight]

I believe it is to be expected that a brutal winter season will affect most of the country this year. I wonder with the ever increasing deterioration of 14 BLC, how will Chris and Barb fare this season? I am wondering how they keep their house heated. I think the sheer mass of the horde will be a severe fire hazard. I can imagine Barb using a space heater and crashing into slumber, unknowingly burning the house (and our favorite autist) down.

How do they manage to habitate during the winter?

 

[Shadow Fox]

Like bears, they will bunker down in their nest of filth and sleep all winter, surviving off the fat stores they've painstakingly built up over a year of consuming Hungry Man dinners, Healthy McWraps and q-sands.

 

[Stuff and Things]

How do they manage to habitate during the winter?

They eat lots and lots of McDonald's burgers and sweet tea, and then they hibernate.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Ah, but this is where Barb is smarter than us. The hoard serves as a great insulator. Throw in a couple of beagle pup's body temperature and you've got yourself a sauna.

 

[MrTroll]

The only difference that winter brings to the Chandler household is that Chris is even more dangerous when behind the wheel.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Cuddling to save body heat.

 

[Stalin]

Does Virginia even get that cold?

 

[Shadow Fox]

The beagles are there as emergency rations, in case Chris and/or Barb rouse from their slumber before the spring thaw and are in need of a quick snack. Since the dogs are no doubt as fat and poorly exercised as their owners, their flesh should be tender and flavorful.

 

[Some JERK]

Does Virginia even get that cold?

Cold enough for this anyway...
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[3Yikes]

According to Wikipedia, the average temperature during the coldest months is like -3 Celsius. Not really that cold. An electric heater in their shared room should be enough, imho. And besides, when have we ever heard him bitch about being cold during those times?

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Christ with that jungle outside imagine all the rats that will be in the hoard in the winter months.

 

[CatParty]

they'll continue on as usual. no big deal.

 

[Bgheff]

What if Chris and barb freeze?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Christ with that jungle outside imagine all the rats that will be in the hoard in the winter months.

> implying there were no rats in the hoard before

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Brutal winter? I'm going skiing this February!

But Chris and Barb will survive. They live in an area that's used to wintery conditions and even Chris must be expected to shovel the snow (so you can FUNCTION)

 

[random_pickle]

Brutal winter? I'm going skiing this February!

But Chris and Barb will survive. They live in an area that's used to wintery conditions and even Chris must be expected to shovel the snow (so you can FUNCTION)

After seeing the state of their front yard, I kinda doubt that. Do you think we could get anyone to take some pics of the chander house in the snowy season?

 

[CatParty]

Brutal winter? I'm going skiing this February!

But Chris and Barb will survive. They live in an area that's used to wintery conditions and even Chris must be expected to shovel the snow (so you can FUNCTION)

After seeing the state of their front yard, I kinda doubt that. Do you think we could get anyone to take some pics of the chander house in the snowy season?

that's like trying to photograph hoth with chris as the wampa

 

[CalmMyTits]

I would love to see the Chandlers get a winter like we get up here. We can get like a foot of snow overnight, so it'd be hilarious to see Chris try to dig his car out of the snow to make q-sand runs.

 

[Something Vague]

I would love to see the Chandlers get a winter like we get up here. We can get like a foot of snow overnight, so it'd be hilarious to see Chris try to dig his car out of the snow to make q-sand runs.

Same here, heck, we can sometimes get even more than that on particularly nasty winters.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If he gets snowed in, it'll just be:
"HELP! HELP! HELP!!!"

When no one comes he'll just tuck himself into his cleavage and wait for a thaw.