Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

fuzzyrodent85

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Or it could mean that some ducks are having an orgy.

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Zoe is just angry that she can't eat the doughnut through the screen.

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Do you know what you're doing though?

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It's at five and below, if I were a witch, I would probably buy it for cleansing because it's cheaper than lavender, the main replacement that is recommended. Also, white sage is a plant, it's not really owned by anyone.

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I think the reason voodoo practitioners use honey is because it never expires. So unless mouldy strawberries in a jar are particularly magickal, it's probably not a good idea.

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After all, period blood is free!

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Why would any deity want your already bitten into leftovers? At least give them a piece before you eat it.

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I'm surprised this doesn't have any angry notes.
 
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NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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Or it could mean that some ducks are having an orgy.
That, or a dove got fucked up by a falcon.
I'm surprised this doesn't have any angry notes.
"Paganism, or Wicca"
Oh cram it, kid.
Hey, though, if anyone does actually want to learn about this sort of thing from someone who has actually done the reading, here's something educational:
 
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NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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What does that mean?
This dumbass doesn't even say which spread she's using but let's assume it's the easy one.
Past: 3 of Swords - Heartbreak and sadness
Present: The Devil - "Extraordinary efforts"
Future: Reversed 6 of Pentacles/Coins - Envy, jealousy, blahblahblah

Translation: She's fucking this dude because she's on the rebound and she's getting into him but he doesn't want a relationship with her.
Point is the whole thing is an encoded "fuckboy" joke and she thinks she's clever.
 
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NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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This may just be a trick to get Tumblr users outside and exercising.
Those tags in the last one got me curious
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Didn't work. Found this anyway.
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I can't believe this meme has gone this far.
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This never happens.
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LOL drugz dude, I'm so fun and quirky.
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Ah yes, validity. The most important thing.
The medication thing is good advice, though.
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Ok Aiden.
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The stereotype is real.
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Brooms can also be used for cleaning.
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Seems like a lot of these blogs are a lot less active in the "witch" space than they were in 2018-2019, in at least three of these blogs that I got these images from I saw the content shift from emoji spells to stuff like politics and trans stuff.
 

fuzzyrodent85

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Do these people not read Greek mythology?

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Isn't it cultural appropriation to say you're karma?

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Why do these people have such a high opinion of themselves?

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If this is a joke it's in very bad taste.


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A bunch of playing cards isn't going to reveal the inner workings of someone else's mind.

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At least this person is taking their meds instead of replacing them with shiny rocks, I'll give them that.
 
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A Sign

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But aren't so-called pop culture spreads fine to use? since tarot can be read in any layout you want.

Everything else "uwu hex da twolls" when these troon "witches" would be too chicken shit to even step outside to awkwardly creep glare at someone.

And silly hamster of course they never read greek mythology, they only read Harry Potter while they seethe over JK TERFling uwu
 

fuzzyrodent85

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They should've put more effort into the chant. Rhyming off with off is very lazy.

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GO TO THERAPY!

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Don't these people have better things to do than write three paragraphs debating the ethics of using faeself pronouns?

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If you really have an "undying love" for this deity, you would give them better offerings.
 

DungeonMaster

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But aren't so-called pop culture spreads fine to use? since tarot can be read in any layout you want.

Everything else "uwu hex da twolls" when these troon "witches" would be too chicken shit to even step outside to awkwardly creep glare at someone.

And silly hamster of course they never read greek mythology, they only read Harry Potter while they seethe over JK TERFling uwu
What the hell do they think karma is?
Now, I don't know much about hinduism but I've heard it's supposed to accumulate depending on your good or bad deeds and influences what you become in the next life. It's like christianity: no point in acting on your own sense of morals when whoever wronged you is just gonna get what they deserve when they die. But you wouldn't expect them to be anything more than deeply confused materialists with incredible delusions of power. I've long since believed the west, America in particular, has valued individual freedom to the point where it fosters subcultures like this. I have nothing against it - but this is the inevitable side effect of freedom on the rootless youth.
 
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