Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger -

[Null]

http://wizardchan.org/​

The second incarnation of the Wizardchan thread, originally found here:
viewtopic.php?f=21&t=1912

Wizardchan is a Kusaba-style Imageboard specifically catering to depressed and lonely men. It forbids meet-ups, giving out contact information, and outright bans women (denying that they have any right to complain about a disadvantaged life). The result is a community almost entirely about self-loathing, intolerance towards gays and females, and less than spectacular personal hygiene.

The original thread was locked after an unmaintanable influx of overwhelmingly negative emotion directed at the Wizards by people from our forum. This thread will be different. Anyone who outright a-logs or shitposts will be banned from the Lolcow forum in order to keep civility. Just because people from Wizardchan can act shitty and say ridiculous things, that does not entitle you to be aggressive or antagonistic.


Please limit discussion to the following:

• Actual posts and comments made on Wizardchan.
• Actual posts made on our forum by Wizards.

If it's the latter, calm your tits and treat the spectacle for what it is. Don't get angry. If you are physically incapable of not taking the Internet seriously, refrain from posting.

 

[The Mass Debater]

Aww, I was hoping we could make a lolcow thread about the Wizardchan thread, and eventually achieve an infinite stream of autism. But seriously ill find something to kick things off for once:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76468.html
Ah! A good ol' hygiene thread. Relatively undepressing.

Does anyone else have next to no personal hygiene?

I have not showered in about 3 and a half weeks and this is normal for me, I only had one today because my parents would not stop going on about it and me smelling.

It's like I just don't care at all, I am a NEET Hikki so its not like I go outside anyway.

I just cant find the energy to care, Showering is such a pain in the ass although I suspect my obesity has something to do with it.

I am wearing the same pants for 3 months already every day. I only have one pair of shoes, three pairs of t-shirts and two pair of sweaters. I am just too stingy to buy clothes because they are so damn overpriced.

>>76479
I could use some new clothes but I'm afraid of going shopping. People there will judge me.
>Wow he's buying new clothes, he thinks those advices on the internet will work. Ugly manlet will look ugly even in good clothes.

Besides, I don't even know what to buy to not look even worse. Female friend would come in handy to get advices but >implying even one female wanted to be acquaintanced with me in my life

I feel ya, I only shower when I have to go out and see an old pal. Otherwise I only do it on mondays and ride it out.

And I have to be constantly reminded by my parents to brush my teeth.

 

[KatsuKitty]

>overhear mom talking about me on phone
>decide to evesdrop
>Apparently my aunt was bitching about how my cousin keeps bringing girls home and fucking them
>mom's like "that's the one thing i love about having an ugly son is i never have to worry about that"

love you too mom..

I somehow get the feeling a lot of this shit is outright made up.

 

[Watcher]

I posted this in the previous thread

Wizards and low attention spans
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/75405.html

>tfw this is the major reason why my life sucks so much and I havent achieved anything

>tfw can't finish vidya or anime anymore

at least i have porn and imageboards

>tfw becoming more retarded everyday
I can feel it, I cant even do basic arithmetic operations correctly and im forgetting everything. Years of an horrible diet consisting mainly of fast food, very fucked up sleep schedule and thousands of hours of porn and IBs are taking its toll.

>tfw laying in bed 20+ hrs per day
>tfw getting winded doing basic everyday tasks to survive
>tfw too mentally exhausted for vidya
>tfw too lazy to eat/drink unless absolutely starving/dehydrated
>tfw headphones pop out of jack and have to move slightly
>tfw accidentally pull cord out of wall and having to get up
>tfw having to take a shit
>tfw piss bottles are full

I was "diagnosed" with ADD by teachers at my school. I was taking concerta and focalin but I hated it. My dick shrunk, I was paranoid as shit, thought everyone who laughed was laughing at me, had horrific mood swings, and felt like a zombie. When I took it though I had an incredible drive to study and work, I was like a genius. I was even showing my math teacher different formulas to solve equations. I stopped taking them because of the aforesaid reasons. Now I'm retarded but to me its worth it. I'm trying to make a tulpa but forcing takes ridiculous amounts of concentration. Is there any better way to force without much concentration?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Is hygiene really that hard?

And I agree with Katsu. I wonder how many trolls are on on this chan making stuff up.

 

[Watcher]

I somehow get the feeling a lot of this shit is outright made up.

I think it's largely just embellishing. Most likely his mom was just going "oh yeah my son doesn't have to worry about that" and he misconstrued it as saying "she's calling me ugly"

 

[KnuckleSandwich]

>overhear mom talking about me on phone
>decide to evesdrop
>Apparently my aunt was bitching about how my cousin keeps bringing girls home and fucking them
>mom's like "that's the one thing i love about having an ugly son is i never have to worry about that"

love you too mom..

I somehow get the feeling a lot of this shit is outright made up.

Alot on there might be made up, but is it made up by actual 'wizards' just to sound more pathetic and hurt than the others or by 'trolls'?

I inclined to believe the former, at least for a small part of it.

 

[Trombonista]

Why do they shorten hikikomori to hikki? That extra k should not be there!

 

[Silver]

I can not even imagine not showering for even just one day. o.e (Except when I go camping, but.)

 

[Springblossom]

>overhear mom talking about me on phone
>decide to evesdrop
>Apparently my aunt was bitching about how my cousin keeps bringing girls home and fucking them
>mom's like "that's the one thing i love about having an ugly son is i never have to worry about that"

love you too mom..

I somehow get the feeling a lot of this shit is outright made up.

Alot on there might be made up, but is it made up by actual 'wizards' just to sound more pathetic and hurt than the others or by 'trolls'?

I inclined to believe the former, at least for a small part of it.

I'm pretty sure they embellish their stories to make 'normalfags' sound worse than they actually are. I remember one really obvious case from the old thread; a wizard said he accidentally poked a girl in the eye, then got the shit beaten out of him by her friends and nearly got charged with assault.

Like Cuddlebug said, she probably was just saying something fairly harmless and he misconstrued it as 'my son is an ugly failure' or whatever.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

Is hygiene really that hard?

And I agree with Katsu. I wonder how many trolls are on on this chan making stuff up.

Trying not to white-knight, but from experience, anxiety disorders and depression tend to make things seem a lot harder than they really are and they're pretty common among the wizards. One of the more obvious signs of severe depression is not being able to even get out of bed, so it's completely possible for there to be people that feel the same way about personal care. Throw in the fact that a lot of them don't interact with other people much, so there isn't really any pressure from others to do it.

 

[Null]

So they refuse to interact with women, then wonder why women won't talk to them.

They don't really wonder why women don't talk to them. They just resent them for it.

 

[Obnoxion]

/v9k/ really is a toxic environment. I'm
amazed that you guys go there so much. I
browse wizardchan every day, and I don't
even go there. It's the worst board on the
entire site.

Yeah, I can't stand going there at all, which is why I leave it to others to search for interesting morsels, and even browsing this thread often leaves me too drained to make a semi-coherent reply.

Wizards and low attention spans, originally linked by Doctor Cuddlebug:
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/75405.html

That entire thread just screams "depression" at me, I had the same issues when I was down in the dumps.

It's quite maddening, frankly. It seems they're not doing anything to help themselves. They're just... feeling feels. It's only going to make their misery worse.

Don't get me wrong, it's probably okay to vent a little bit if you're frustrated or sad. Then there's ranting endlessly. I was a Wizard once. I had found a place for lost, depressed people like me on the net, and for a while I felt happy about not being alone. I hoped I could help fellow depressed Wizards, but I discovered that in the end, we are alone in our endeavor, and no amount of support from the outside can make the fundamental change for us. And so nothing ever changed, and thanks to forced anon, it was nigh-impossible to tell if anyone was making any meaningful progress.

It took me a brush with death after overdosing on drugs and being hospitalized to realize I was wasting my time. (I did not get to fly through the tunnel with the light at the end, though)

I have a really hard time taking Wizards seriously. Tell you what, while I care, I think most of them are going to snap out of their madness eventually.

I originally planned to come here to defend the Wizards, just like the others, but there is nothing to defend. We gave up on life and we are losing, there is nothing more to that.

The only way out is to just shut up and start doing things.

It's so simple, and yet so hard.

I have sung my song of truth, but this simple bit of wisdom changes nothing on its own. I'm repeating myself, and these words are uncalled for. The people here all already know that.

I guess all that's left is to sit back and enjoy the show, guilt-free. And if, like me, you find yourself unable to laugh... chances are you should get off your posterior and start doing something to improve your current situation instead of browsing this thread.

Please tell me, Mr. Sidek, are you happy with where you are in life? You are a strange one: IIRC, you are an ex-military, American Muslim convert, who emigrated to Romania and lives off of government money while doing volunteer work. I also remember you recounting your DXM trips back on Wizardchan.

 

[Night Terror]

Based Null. I still don't think I'll post much here, but I wanted to thank Null for getting this aggressive sperging under control, and I have to stay on topic don't I?
Sometimes I can't bring myself to shower right away because I feel depressed or grumpy, but after I shower I usually feel better, even if it's hours after I intended to shower.
There's a few wizards who say that they shower daily, because there's no excuse for poor hygiene, whether you're going outside or not. It's kind of amusing how there's this huge disparity between wizards with some sensibilities and the ones who have none at all.

 

[Clarity]

I suddenly have an urge to go take like 5 showers right now.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So they refuse to interact with women, then wonder why women won't talk to them.

They don't really wonder why women don't talk to them. They just resent them for it.

So is there such a thing as a woman wizard? Or are they just like unicorns in that they're mythical beasts?

 

[Null]

So they refuse to interact with women, then wonder why women won't talk to them.

They don't really wonder why women don't talk to them. They just resent them for it.

So is there such a thing as a woman wizard? Or are they just like unicorns in that they're mythical beasts?

No. This is both answered in the OP and in their FAQ.

 

[Springblossom]

So they refuse to interact with women, then wonder why women won't talk to them.

They don't really wonder why women don't talk to them. They just resent them for it.

So is there such a thing as a woman wizard? Or are they just like unicorns in that they're mythical beasts?

According to Wizardchan, women can never understand true loneliness, depression, or unhappiness. Any woman who says those things means that the dozens of men lining up to fuck her aren't rich, good looking, or fit enough to meet her standards.

They're not sexist or misanthropic, they're just saying what everyone else is afraid to!



On a sidenote, Null, why's this thread's subtitle 'Every Dog has his Day'? Just wondering.

 

[Watcher]

On a sidenote, Null, why's this thread's subtitle 'Every Dog has his Day'? Just wondering.

[youtube]958GzzqgWnw[/youtube]

It's an expression that means "Everyone will get what is coming to them"

 

[Mr. 0]

I have to ask, but how the hell do you people read through what's in that site? I tried going over there and looking for something to potentially dissect on here but... there's just nothing that looks like it would be a worthwhile read.