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Gentlepersons all, I give you Cynthia Hanson, aka WogglebugLoveProductions, aka WogglebugLover, aka AvengingAtheist. She's a militant antitheist who loves the Wogglebug, an obscure side-character from L. Frank Baum's Oz book series. And when I say "loves," I mean "dedicated years of her life to building a TL;DR virtual shrine to a giant talking cockroach." In her own words:
Watch her creepily-animated videos! (Warning: autoplay music!) Buy her shitty books and DVDs! Read her rambling blog and atrocious fanfiction! And, if you too wish to violently suppress any expression of religion in society in the name of a mutant insect, you can apply for membership in Cynthia'sbugfuck insane super-special club! She only wants the right people, though, so be warned: it will be a daunting task.
Before you go, a word of advice? Don't mention anyone called "dracowaltztard." It won't go over very well.
Nearly the entire Oz series and fan club around it has degraded, mistreated, and done harm to the Wogglebug's image in every way imaginable for a century and a bit more. So, therefore as one who adores him so much more than the Oz series, or any characters of it who've mistreated him, I have a right and an honor to put this in reverse for a change. I put the Wogglebug front and center in the spotlight in movies that have nothing do with Oz. I may have books among WogglebugLove Productions that I must admit are technically Oz books due to having other Oz characters, along with mentioning of other Oz situations and stories. But they are all contain my own unique visions, which are all exclusive to my franchise only, especially as they all have the Wogglebug as front and center of them in a positive light.
Watch her creepily-animated videos! (Warning: autoplay music!) Buy her shitty books and DVDs! Read her rambling blog and atrocious fanfiction! And, if you too wish to violently suppress any expression of religion in society in the name of a mutant insect, you can apply for membership in Cynthia's
Before you go, a word of advice? Don't mention anyone called "dracowaltztard." It won't go over very well.