Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

Deadpool

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Make reading a privilege? it already is. Wide spread literacy is a relatively new if you compare it to human history. It's very much a privilege to live in a society where public libraries exist.

I think this person wants to keep kids dumb enough to enjoy her shit.
My first thought was, if reading is a "privilege" it can be taken away. What shit parent would implement "no reading for you!" as a punishment.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

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Make reading a privilege? it already is. Wide spread literacy is a relatively new if you compare it to human history. It's very much a privilege to live in a society where public libraries exist.

I think this person wants to keep kids dumb enough to enjoy her shit.
I think that's just Cynthia's retard speak for how good she thinks her books and works are. They're so good that it's a privilege to read them and withholding them is a punishment. Or maybe that's how she was punished or rewarded as a child? It's possible that she's using her messed up upbringing as being somehow "normal" because that's all she knows.

But in the end Cynthia is still a retard trying everything to sell her crap movie to kids who are are retarded as she is.
 

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My first thought was, if reading is a "privilege" it can be taken away. What shit parent would implement "no reading for you!" as a punishment.
Well, my parents weren't thrilled I'm reading Guy N. Smith, Graham Masterton, Dean Koontz, F. Paul Wilson and Richard Laymon in my early teens so they felt justified to limit my supply of such novels when I pissed them 😉
 

Thundershlock

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She didnt even do a decent cover, with music.

I would double-down on creepy videos myself because it will at least get her attention.

Like, stop with this delusional fantasy of making content for children and just go hog wild on unfiltered cynthia imagination. She'd get an audience.

This whole sub culture of people who want to make children's content.

I brought this up before but defunct tv did an episode on big comfy couch. My sister showed it to me once, as it was a novel discovery in the late 90s for kids with no cable. Quirky, very memeable. Kinda like how lazy town was in its time.

Anyway, the creators of that worked on fraggle rock first and then was offered a chance to make their own show.

I'm not saying you cant make grassroots children content, but you're competing with baby shark these days. Creepy clown comfy couch rip off girl and wogglebug arent exactly....this generation's characters.

Then again they don't understand competition
 

Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r

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Cynthia roasts her naysayers.

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Coelacanth

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Cynthia roasts her naysayers.

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Oh no! Looks like she told us, boys! Time to lock the thread and worship Cynthia as the Wogglebug Queen she truly is!

In all seriousness she might've had sales but from all the money that she's wasted to get to this point she's still making a loss. hate to break it to you, but that's not a dream come true, Cynthia.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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Oh no! Looks like she told us, boys! Time to lock the thread and worship Cynthia as the Wogglebug Queen she truly is!

In all seriousness she might've had sales but from all the money that she's wasted to get to this point she's still making a loss. hate to break it to you, but that's not a dream come true, Cynthia.
At this point she's like Chris who when he started selling medallions and other Christorical memorabilia thought these sales would go on forever. But after a couple months they went back down to almost nothing and he had to beg for money again.

A couple DVDs purchased by trolls does not mean she's hit the big time. And unless you're over the age of five, or being playful, sticking out your tongue at somebody is immensely childish. Flipping them off would be the more "mature" way to do so.
 

Picklechu

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$160 in sales after thousands - maybe tens of thousands - of dollars over two decades. You sure showed us, Cynthia.

I spent most of today looking at hilarious things on Wish and AliExpress (a friend who buys and flips stuff posted in a group chat that one or the other recommended a bulk order of crack pipes, so I had to dive down that rabbit hole), and something I learned from that experience is that people will buy all kinds of shit if it's cheap.

Also, sticking your tongue out is considered most uncouth, young lady. I highly recommend reading The Wogglebug's Big Book of Manners, so you can be a gentlebug such as himself. As it stands now, H.M. Wogglebug, T.E. would be very disappointed in you.

*yawn*
 

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