Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

That's not the worst of it. The worst part is the "flexible funding" part.

Yes. She will collect those 10 bucks someone gave her

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No one, and I mean NO ONE wants to see that!

Jeezus, if ever there was a fetish to challenge rule34, it's gotta be Neanderthal cavewoman porn.

People actually draw that but most draw Neanderthal's as human instead of how they actually look. Degenerates may actually learned something.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Update:

Four days in and we have one single $10 pledge from one donor. You go girl!

Plus there is this:

Which makes me think of the background in Mishima's 'Yukoku'. Wonder if Wogs and Cynthia will reenact the events of the film in circa Y2K 3d animation once the fundraiser flops.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Plus there is this:

No sound or something fucked up on my side?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

No sound or something fucked up on my side?

That's on you. Could hear it clearly here.

People actually draw that but most draw Neanderthal's as human instead of how they actually look. Degenerates may actually learned something.

They looked human enough for specific values of human that is.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That's on you. Could hear it clearly here.

They looked human enough for specific values of human that is.

Unless you look at the facial characteristics of a Neanderthal. Those aren't very human like. Even when it came to the females.

 

[For The Internet]

The way I see it, the scammer probably suggested she crowdfund on Indigogo instead of Gofundme specifically because she keeps whatever troll/pity donations she gets and she can pass it on to them. Obviously they didn't expect her to get the 10-15k, but they were clearly hoping there'd be money in it for them.

I know it's $10, but I'm a bleeding heart and hope she does actually keep it and doesn't send it along with (an undoubtedly a much larger sum of) her own money. Seeing how excited she is over this is giving me Miyamoto saga vibes, but the reason that was able to be so funny was because they weren't extorting Chris like the Idea Guys.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The way I see it, the scammer probably suggested she crowdfund on Indigogo instead of Gofundme specifically because she keeps whatever troll/pity donations she gets and she can pass it on to them.

That's some inept scammers. She never managed to get more than $500 on her other crowdfunding projects and rewards were way more realistic (the DVD was $10, not $100). If they want to scam her and scam her donors using her as a proxy they should work with her on making and promoting the campaign.

I know it's $10, but I'm a bleeding heart and hope she does actually keep it and doesn't send it along with (an undoubtedly a much larger sum of) her own money.

Luckily I don't think she has this kind of money to send.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

The way I see it, the scammer probably suggested she crowdfund on Indigogo instead of Gofundme specifically because she keeps whatever troll/pity donations she gets and she can pass it on to them.

While it's certainly possible that the scammers scamming her currently suggested she do that as well, Cynthia also has a long (like, 7+ year long) history of making flexible goal campaigns so that she pockets whatever money she manages to raise.

Check out her campaign history: https://www.indiegogo.com/individuals/2223383/campaigns

The oldest was from April 2014 and was flex goal, and one (https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-wogglebug-s-franchise-books-films-and-toys#/) managed to pull in 365 dollars, all of which Cynthia got to keep without having to actually produce anything. In fact, every campaign she's ever posted has been flex goal.

So, while it's certain she's getting scammed for the umpteenth time, she's also something of a scammer herself.

 

[For The Internet]

That's some inept scammers. She never managed to get more than $500 on her other crowdfunding projects and rewards were way more realistic (the DVD was $10, not $100). If they want to scam her and scam her donors using her as a proxy they should work with her on making and promoting the campaign.


Luckily I don't think she has this kind of money to send.

They're definitely inept. I don't think she has much to send either, but whenever Cynthia gets any money she pours it into Wogglebug stuff so if she happens to have anything in her pockets I can definitely see her sending it straight to their coffers. She's usually very low on funds, thankfully.

While it's certainly possible that the scammers scamming her currently suggested she do that as well, Cynthia also has a long (like, 7+ year long) history of making flexible goal campaigns so that she pockets whatever money she manages to raise.

Check out her campaign history: https://www.indiegogo.com/individuals/2223383/campaigns

The oldest was from April 2014 and was flex goal, and one (https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-wogglebug-s-franchise-books-films-and-toys#/) managed to pull in 365 dollars, all of which Cynthia got to keep without having to actually produce anything. In fact, every campaign she's ever posted has been flex goal.

So, while it's certain she's getting scammed for the umpteenth time, she's also something of a scammer herself.

I know that it's her preferred method of crowdsourcing but I can also see a scammer, if they directed her to do so, telling her to do it on Indigogo and pass on the proceeds. After all, if they're familiar with her history they'd know she once managed to get a few hundred in the past and might have stupidly hoped that it was possible for lightning to strike twice.

Regardless of whose idea Indigogo was, someone's out there trying to get money out of Cynthia. Obviously it's a fool's errand, but w.eens gotta w.een.

 

[Picklechu]

Cynthia can always get on Twitch while she works on her terrifying projects, or Chaturbate to show off her ginormous ass, to raise funds to give to her newest scammer the production company that's totally going to finally make her fap fantasy dreams come true after all of these years.

When this inevitably fails, she'll memory-hole it and go back to doing exactly what she's been doing. Sun rise, sun set, Cynthia faps to a magical cockroach and gets scammed and ripped off.