Wolves are these overhyped piece of shit animals roleplayed by angsty teens. drawn by retarded artists who couldn't understand human anatomy but wanted a lot of money and also it's the spirit animal to every autist eg. 
A lot of Wolfaboos think that wolves are quite literally gods of the animal kingdom, that are going to go extinct any second now, think Wolf's Rain was a documentary, think Sarah Palin is the worst mass murderer since Yahweh, think having a "wolf spirit" is unique and daring, ignore all facts and just prattle on about OMGWOLVES, and scream at people who disagree or who do not view wolves as the pinnacle of evolution/existence.
Every second of every day, a new wolfaboo has created an artwork or posted as a wolf, they are filling the internet with stories about their self-inserts as dogs.
For a community that isn't based around anything but dogs they are fucking crazy fan videos and artworks:
LITERALLY CANCER
And you know what? Even now there are tons of this shit just in their little circles, you can find so much autistic bullshit by following one person. Wolfaboos just proliferate. Right now a wolfaboo is probably posting right now, Go. Look.
Cry Wolf
Wolfaboos are also one of the most milkable fandoms, if you ever a picture of a dead wolf on any artsite, no matter which way it died, you will visited by a chorus of wolfaboos crying about the dumb animal forever and ever.
There are a lot of ways to rustle them as well, they are never exposed to any negativity and become very protective about their 'designs' that they've 'trademarked' or by calling them unoriginal hacks.
How to get an Idiot to Part with Their Money
Can you draw a straight line? Good. Now you have the know on how to make a bunch of cash without even trying. Because it's impossible for a wolfaboo not to get their character drawn several times over.
Wolf Artists are similar to furry artists and often overlap, the general assumption is that those who draw wolves are looking for stupid ways to be acknowledged, there is wolf porn and other kinds of weird shit.
Natural Habitat for Wolfaboos:
Yes. Wolfaboos literally have Hitler backing them up. These autistic fucks are literally as bad as Hitler. Hitler's infatuation and self identification with wolves seems to have begun in earnest in 1921 around the same time he assumed leadership of the National Socialist German Worker's Party and began receiving the patronage of one of his earliest political mentors, Dietrich Eckart. Prior to this and following the end of the First World War Hitler had made his reputation in the German Army by acting as a political spy for the German Reichwehr against the Communist revolutionaries. It was in the context of his work as a political spy he began using the pseudonym "Herr Wolf."
A lot of Wolfaboos think that wolves are quite literally gods of the animal kingdom, that are going to go extinct any second now, think Wolf's Rain was a documentary, think Sarah Palin is the worst mass murderer since Yahweh, think having a "wolf spirit" is unique and daring, ignore all facts and just prattle on about OMGWOLVES, and scream at people who disagree or who do not view wolves as the pinnacle of evolution/existence.
Every second of every day, a new wolfaboo has created an artwork or posted as a wolf, they are filling the internet with stories about their self-inserts as dogs.
For a community that isn't based around anything but dogs they are fucking crazy fan videos and artworks:
LITERALLY CANCER
And you know what? Even now there are tons of this shit just in their little circles, you can find so much autistic bullshit by following one person. Wolfaboos just proliferate. Right now a wolfaboo is probably posting right now, Go. Look.
Cry Wolf
Wolfaboos are also one of the most milkable fandoms, if you ever a picture of a dead wolf on any artsite, no matter which way it died, you will visited by a chorus of wolfaboos crying about the dumb animal forever and ever.
There are a lot of ways to rustle them as well, they are never exposed to any negativity and become very protective about their 'designs' that they've 'trademarked' or by calling them unoriginal hacks.
How to get an Idiot to Part with Their Money
Can you draw a straight line? Good. Now you have the know on how to make a bunch of cash without even trying. Because it's impossible for a wolfaboo not to get their character drawn several times over.
Wolf Artists are similar to furry artists and often overlap, the general assumption is that those who draw wolves are looking for stupid ways to be acknowledged, there is wolf porn and other kinds of weird shit.
Natural Habitat for Wolfaboos:
- Deviantart. Especially groups around wolves.
- Second Life.
- Anywhere you can find furries.
- Their own forums and other shit, look around.
- They have their own games too - WolfQuest and FeralHeart.
- WolfAdvocate: Aspie. Driven off both youtube and deviantart after gently being told wolves aren't the most important species on the planet.
- Farley Mowat: Most famous for his fictional book Never Cry Wolf, which was mostly plagerised by this this self-aggrandising, compulsive liar.
- Shaun Ellis: An ex-marine known as "The Wolfman", who abandoned his family and his regiment in order to fulfil his lifelong dream of living in a zoo eating deer entrails with captive wolves, among other things.
- Mike Wagner a.k.a PWI (Posterboy for Wolfaboo Insanity): The sociopathic founder of Heart of the Wolf, who anthropomorphises wolves to the extent of comparing wolf hunting to the holocaust.
- Literally HITLER. Hitler loved Wolves, like really loved them - he was pretty much the protowolfaboo.
Yes. Wolfaboos literally have Hitler backing them up. These autistic fucks are literally as bad as Hitler. Hitler's infatuation and self identification with wolves seems to have begun in earnest in 1921 around the same time he assumed leadership of the National Socialist German Worker's Party and began receiving the patronage of one of his earliest political mentors, Dietrich Eckart. Prior to this and following the end of the First World War Hitler had made his reputation in the German Army by acting as a political spy for the German Reichwehr against the Communist revolutionaries. It was in the context of his work as a political spy he began using the pseudonym "Herr Wolf."
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