Wolfenstein II The New Colossus - Triggered /pol/lacks and Alt Righters cry over game being about killing Nazi's

[Shokew]

This is a shitshow and both sides of the flame war are making fools of themselves. One is getting offended for no reason and the other is pulling a Ghostbusters and going "this pisses off the right therefore it's good" and "if you don't like the game you're a natzee!".
The game itself is extremely "meh". Half of the game is cutscenes and the overall thing is paced like shit, the plot doesn't know if it wants to be serious or satirical so it just jumps back and forth at practically random intervals. The characters are hit-and-miss. The game is actually fun once you get to shoot things.
I rate it "definitely not worth 60$" out of 10

..... And this really looked and sounded like a fun game to play, too. Now, I'm not so sure I'd ever waste money or resources on making this work on any PC I happen to have, honestly. And not because of all this autistic whining taking place from all sides, either. More like because this game really does sound like it sucks (IMHO, anyway.).

 

[RealDecepticonLeader]

I rate it "definitely not worth 60$" out of 10

To be fair, that applies to most games now.

Fuck,when I started gaming, games were £30.

 

[GethN7]

..... And this really looked and sounded like a fun game to play, too. Now, I'm not so sure I'd ever waste money or resources on making this work on any PC I happen to have, honestly. And not because of all this autistic whining taking place from all sides, either. More like because this game really does sound like it sucks (IMHO, anyway.).

You're not wrong.

The side hoping to piss off the "nazis" will likely never buy it, at least not in enough numbers to be worth a crap. The side who is offended by it is mostly pulling a Chicken Little act over a game with a bad advertising scheme and whose political value is effectively nil.

But the real truth is that aside from it's shock value and it's clumsy attempts at appealing to a crowd that really isn't gonna care that much, it's a bad port of a really short game that has too little gameplay that is too poorly optimized to justify it's current price tag.

Overall, I'd just watch clips of it on Youtube and lol at the salt from both sides.

 

[The Valeyard]

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[Ponderous Pillock]

Honestly, I've racked 4 hours up on this and wondering if I can get my money back. It's just naff on a storyline and gaming perspective.

EDIT: Also as a britbong, I can confirm the consolers don't seem to be touching the game. They pick bigger games for their own little display stand and the Wolfenstein shelves were still filled with jewel cases.

 

[Deadwaste]

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never pay more than 20 bucks on a game. how bout that instead? i got the last of us remastered for 20 bucks and it's fuckin dope

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Eh. I wait for a Steam sale. Two years after release.

I watched the opening cutscene in Wu's playthrough and found it unpleasant. Some asshole screaming about niggers and Jews and beating up on the dog (and your mom!) is shitty and unfun, even if you do get to kill him. Not what I'm looking for in a gaming experience. I'd rather go back to Dead Space 2 and stick a needle in my eye.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Never pay for a game.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Pay attention to who dies in the scene with Hitler. Would it piss of conservatives more or make our pet retards confused as to who they support?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Eh. I wait for a Steam sale. Two years after release.

I watched the opening cutscene in Wu's playthrough and found it unpleasant. Some asshole screaming about niggers and Jews and beating up on the dog (and your mom!) is shitty and unfun, even if you do get to kill him. Not what I'm looking for in a gaming experience. I'd rather go back to Dead Space 2 and stick a needle in my eye.

Kinda reminds me of the opening for homefront when we watch the Norks execute people on the streets.

 

[BR55]

tbh killing nazis is pretty cool no matter what purple haired losers say to defend said killing of nazis.

Thats the real tragedy here. You just can't relax and kill some Nazis anymore. Because the Salt Right get triggered because killing Nazis. Meanwhile the Antifa tards crow and gloat because triggered Alt Right and killing "Nazis". I remember the days when killing Nazis was an American past time.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Why are people who are nazis, playing a game that's been about killing nazies since the very first game?

 

[Deadwaste]

Why are people, who are nazis, playing a game that's been about killing nazis since the very first game?

:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:

 

[Xerxes IX]

This is a shitshow and both sides of the flame war are making fools of themselves. One is getting offended for no reason and the other is pulling a Ghostbusters and going "this pisses off the right therefore it's good" and "if you don't like the game you're a natzee!".
The game itself is extremely "meh". Half of the game is cutscenes and the overall thing is paced like shit, the plot doesn't know if it wants to be serious or satirical so it just jumps back and forth at practically random intervals. The characters are hit-and-miss. The game is actually fun once you get to shoot things.
I rate it "definitely not worth 60$" out of 10

Say what you will about Bethesda but they definitely won in this scenario – they triggered one side of spergs over the marketing and the game being about killing nazis and forced the other side of spergs to defend their game no matter how subpar it is because of the marketing and the game being about killing nazis.

 

[Metropolis Reigns]

Bethesda became the fourth reich of gaming by delivering watered down forms of entertainment to stroke the cucky cocks of the "antifascist" types while turning everyone that opposes the "deep" and "political" message into rabid dogs. Meanwhile, gamers are wanting good content that has, y'know, effort and originality put into it. I'm trying to figure out why Nazism is such problem after 72 years. Here I thought that those who hit innocent people with bike locks and shoot up churches were the real monsters. Thanks for clearing that up! Go Warframe and you'll never look back, it may not be perfect but DE seems to listen to their community.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Bethesda became the fourth reich of gaming by delivering watered down forms of entertainment to stroke the cucky cocks of the "antifascist" types while turning everyone that opposes the "deep" and "political" message into rabid dogs. Meanwhile, gamers are wanting good content that has, y'know, effort and originality put into it. I'm trying to figure out why Nazism is such problem after 72 years. Here I thought that those who hit innocent people with bike locks and shoot up churches were the real monsters. Thanks for clearing that up! Go Warframe and you'll never look back, it may not be perfect but DE seems to listen to their community.

Fucking no one cares.

 

[Metropolis Reigns]

Fucking no one cares.

Except you. I guess you're no one then.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Except you. I guess you're no one then.

Better than being a faggot cuck like you.

Neck yourself.

Edit: Lol they are rating me bad things!

Someone is upset!

@Metropolis Reigns, are you upset?

 

[Metropolis Reigns]

Better than being a faggot cuck like you.

Neck yourself.

I would if I could but being a robotic queen kind of limits my ability to off myself. Good try though.

 

[linchan]

Is this a good analysis of the game?