Wommart Haul - 9/25/19 - Day 1 of Fuck It

[RemoveKebab]

New Vid:

Looks like Dusty is in this one.

ipsy haul gorls!

Also she has a lack of nail polish type situation deal going on.

The ipsy bag has a crystal on the zipper and Amber gets so excited y'all. She mentions that Necky will love this because of course Necky is dumb enough to believe in crystal power(tm)


Necky heading into advanced auto parts. Isn't she dainty?


More proof that the dimensional merge is real. Amber is slowly evolving into a new Slaton OC. Chris will be most pleased that things are progressing so well here on 1218.


Necky is rocking the gym shorts (Wommart) and Blink 182 shirt (Target). Was really hoping for a Nickelodeon shirt situation.

WHAT WEIGHT LOSS????

After they went to advance auto, they went to Ruby Tuesday and then to Wommart. This is the same Ruby Tuesday as this famous video.

At Wommart we get the DSP Thumb (Sounds good):


One of my new favorite things to watch is Amber pointing from the Wommart scootypuff to various items in the store. She extends that hamhock gorls:





Dusty appears on the camera and our babygorl lights up like a Christmas Tree. She has never lit up like this around Necky (to my recollection).


Amber's reaction to hearing Dusty tell her she has the taste of a grandmother. Either that or she caught Necky trying to steal her food.


New Sweaters for Twinkie Stor:


Twinkie is really excited to see Dusty:

 

[Captain Ahab]

Love how they always leave her in the car like a dog.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Archive

 

[Cheesecake Coochie]

Whoever built their home deserves a raise. It was able to fit 4 hippos and two life sized muppets along with other wild life. It essentially a jungle safari at this point. But instead of feeding the animals greens and nuts you feed them orange chicken and white rice.

 

[CindyChafe]

With Destiny in the thumbnail oh my

Looks like she’s happy to get all made up for Destiny.

Amber said Norma has no more cancer according to a test. Does that seem right? Why would they give her radiation if she was cancer free? Norma is cancer though so it’s only a matter of time

“That looks like something my grandma would wear” — Destiny about some earrings AL bought. Finally she speaks the truth

Amber makes The Fridge hold up bottles of “mayochup”, “mayocue” and “kranch” for the camera which is apparently mayonnaise mixed with ketchup (otherwise known as Russian thousand island either/or dressing), Mayo and bbq sauce and ketchup mixed with ranch. AL calls them disgusting but she would eat the ketchup/ranch. I don’t know why I took the time to write that. Nor do I know why she took the time to film that. But here we are.

Amber says she doesn’t shop as much anymore. That’s a lah.

I’m quite surprised she posted so soon after quitting the 100 days of torture. I guess she wants us to know she is unfazed by the drama.

 

[AlNamrood]

Just look at how Amber looks at Density compared to when she looks at Becky.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

The solar system

More hideous earrings, of course.

A $10 cell phone case to protect her $1,300 iPhone

 

[literally low-key]

Mayo and ketchup is 1000 island not russian dressing.

 

[Cuck Duck]

This video should be the beginning of something interesting if Destiny is actually in it. And right after Becky was caught not being so loyal in the past (if I'm correct), too...

Spoiler: I'm stupid omg

So "Dusty" is Destiny. I can't believe it took me this long to figure it out. This is even worse than when it took me 1-3 days to realize Becky was Amber's girlfriend and not just her wearing a costume and telling ghost stories (like Filthy Frank is to Joji)

 

[formerfatcow]

With Destiny in the thumbnail oh my

Looks like she’s happy to get all made up for Destiny.

Amber said Norma has no more cancer according to a test. Does that seem right? Why would they give her radiation if she was cancer free? Norma is cancer though so it’s only a matter of time

“That looks like something my grandma would wear” — Destiny about some earrings AL bought. Finally she speaks the truth

Amber makes the fridge hold up bottles of “mayochup”, “mayocue” and “kranch” for the camera which is apparently mayonnaise mixed with ketchup (otherwise known as Russian dressing), Mayo and bbq sauce and ketchup mixed with ranch. AL calls them disgusting but she would eat the ketchup/ranch.

Not an oncologist but it sounds like Norma had her cancer treated with surgery or radiotherapy or some other treatment option, and the scans/bloodtests/etc do not currently detect cancer in her system. Just because they cant detect cancer doesn't mean it's gone, and there's always a chance the cancer could come back. Additional chemo is to reduce the chance of the cancer returning.

I'm sure Amber doesn't really understand what's going on, she definitely didn't explain it well. But it doesn't really sound off either.

 

[Orange Banana]

Back to gluttony and fingering everything at walmart.

Is anyone surprised?

 

[CindyChafe]

Mayo and ketchup is 1000 island not russian dressing.

You’re right, I’m stupid. It’s disgusting either way.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

And yet... more useless crap.

Love how they always leave her in the car like a dog.

Are you kidding? Do you know how long it takes McFat to get in and out of the car? They'd never get anything done.

And oh, this just for fun!

 

[Whale Lake 2]

And there we go again, ladies and gentlemen! Up we jump again on the carousel of death caused by morbid obesity and stunted mental development!

At least we don't have to pay for a ticket for this circus.

 

[vroomrustproof]

Lmao, what the fuck is that sample sized makeup? She pays a monthly fee for that (one of the many subscribtion boxes no doubt)

And it's very nice of Amber to talk to the camera with Becky right next to her who tries to sleep, can't move her fat ass somewhere else to record what she has to say or just try to speak lower, nah, gotta wake that bitch up, I hope Becky is proud of being a caretaker of a 600+ lb woman and getting abused by her

Also no comment of the day btw

 

[raritycunt]

Oh looks she’s wearing make up and going out more now that Destiny is around.....interesting

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Oh look. More cheap tacky shit for her to add to the earring hoard in her drawer.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

If I were Becky, I'd be a little worried that, with Destiny back, the gravy train is about to come to a screeching halt.

 

[RemoveKebab]

If I were Becky, I'd be a little worried that, with Destiny back, the gravy train is about to come to a screeching halt.

Necky and Dana would hook up one hunnid percent.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

When is she NOT going through a lot mentally? That's one of her favorite excuses for not following through on things. Admittedly she does seem kinda low energy even for her (except when Dusty is there). But honestly, gorl can do some things to help improve her mood if it's that bad. Do some arm-ups, some walkeen, play with her poor dog who spends as much time on Pillow Mountain as she does. Even a little but of exercise helps improve mood. I understand the concept of crippling depression, but a person does have a little bit of control over their mental situation. Take responsibility where you can, you're an adult now. But Big Al is allergic to responsibility I guess.