WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!!!!! -

[wheelpower]

 

[Croissants]

Was she filming in the movie theater?

Also Jesus Christ, this woman is 27 already. Stop acting like a 14 year old kid.

 

[stronkwonk]

Hahaha, the first few seconds- "I've been-barded!" c'mon girl. no one's this stupid. Also what's with these fags'n'hags and Bath'n'bodyworks?

 

[OstREEEch]

“I just woke up”, not “my month long bronchitis is still going strong”.

 

[SweetDee]

Hahaha, the first few seconds- "I've been-barded!" c'mon girl. no one's this stupid. Also what's with these fags'n'hags and Bath'n'bodyworks?

Amber stinks. I'd get her soap too.

 

[wheelpower]

Ugh that beige plate from Red Lobster looks disgusting. Also who orders appetizers at Red Lobster when you get the biscuits and a starter salad too?

 

[jurassic bark]

Ugh that beige plate from Red Lobster looks disgusting. Also who orders appetizers at Red Lobster when you get the biscuits and a starter salad too?

Fats and sads.

 

[theriddler3]

"Now you get nothing, bitch. I heard you."

I don't think they're close enough for that to be a completely playful statement.

Edit: weightloss journey "Imma have a piece of this brownie (right after I just announced my new weightloss journey). Mm mmm!"

And hick humor about Amber popping. Sure, most like a good poop joke, but they also don't broadcast it to the world.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt because it was her birthday. Still, they go out to eat all the time for no reason whatsoever and it is always someplace where the food is fatty and laden with sugar and salt. If Becky starts to lose more weight than Amber, is she going to come up with reasons for celebratory pigouts? If, and this is a big, fat, optimistic if, she sheds weight easily at first and then hits a plateau, does she have the sense to know she needs to keep going?

 

[angelicbitch]

Yes, Amber. Keep liking comments about your cry-me-a-river background. It'll make them pity you more.

 

[C3PBRO]

Haven't watched it yet but that thumbnail is cringy and contrived as fuck. I can see it, she sat there and took a smattering of selfies pretending to be candid, and that's the one she chose.

 

[HY 140]

Also what's with these fags'n'hags and Bath'n'bodyworks?

to try and smell good i guess

 

[Xenomorph]

As fucked as this is, every year she can celebrate one is at this point, luck.

 

[jurassic bark]

Haven't watched it yet but that thumbnail is cringy and contrived as fuck. I can see it, she sat there and took a smattering of selfies pretending to be candid, and that's the one she chose.

That's all I can think of when I see those insufferable "storytime" thumbnails on youtube.

 

[Calling]

That brownie looks sad as fuck. I'm willing to bet it came from a box.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

I have a hard time believing she doesn't like cake.

 

[EH 110]

I have a hard time believing she doesn't like cake.

She "doesn't like pizza," but she's done at least 2 pizza mookbongs. She's "allergic to eggs," but we've seen her eating eggs. She "only likes chicken nuggets at McDonald's," but she ate a McChicken sandwich and fries.

So, yeah, "not liking cake" doesn't mean she won't chow down on one. Besides, she bought an ice cream cake at Walmart a couple of months ago.

 

[C3PBRO]

So not only did she film in the theater, but she spoiled it for viewers by filming the end of the movie? What a fat asshole.

"I'm gonna use a spoon."

No shit.

Guess I shouldn't be surprised that in a household where half or more of the inhabitants are unemployed, they'd be too lazy to do the dishes.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Her meaty diabetes fingers clutching at that fried shrimp was fucking nasty.

 

[Malibougie]

All I got from the vid was

“I want sum shrimp”