Worst lyrics of all time - For the music fans who would rather have a piece of toast than see a ghost

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

"Like John and Yoko,
Like Ice-T and Coco,
Like Jay-Z and Beyonce,
Come and be my fiance."
- Michael Franti and Spearhead, I'm Alive

MFAS fans are the Jehovah's Witnesses of music I swear. And I thought Grateful Dead fans were bad

 

[Staffy]

This abomination is in my shitlist. The song doesn't sound too good too, it's what made me deem that 2010's was a sucky year for music among other shit

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

"She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me, while I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She even kinda crazy about my farmer's tan
She's the only one that really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy"
- Kenny Chesney

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

This abomination is in my shitlist. The song doesn't sound too good too, it's what made me deem that 2010's was a sucky year for music among other shit

Not gonna lie, that song is a complete guilty pleasure of mine.

Like I know its fucking terrible, but that synth riff fucking slaps.

 

[Staffy]

Not gonna lie, that song is a complete guilty pleasure of mine.

Like I know its fucking terrible, but that synth riff fucking slaps.

Yeah it does sound good if you remove the singing and awful lyrics

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

"Uh oh, we don't agree on it
Uh oh, I totally love it
Uh oh, I think I'm a genius
Uh oh, you're being a peñis
Colada, that is."
Liz Phair, "U Hate It" (2010)

 

[mitzi]

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob


- the beebles

 

[Tarnished Fraggle]

“Big ass rocks, like on the ground”-Lil Wayne ft Kevin Rudolph, Let it Rock

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

"I'm so 2008, you're so 2000 and late" and "my lovely lady lumps" remember when the Black Eyed Peas were a thing? I wish I didn't

"I'm coming down coming down like a monkey" Genesis - Tonight, Tonight
I like the song, but what is this opening line about?

"Invisible kid, Never see what he did, Got stuck where he hid, Fallen through the grid" nearly 20 years later and I still can't get over how bad St Anger is

"Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"
Well I imagine it will happen at the jail

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

That "Ass" Song:
"Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass. Now let that motherfucker hammertime"

 

[66andtwothirds]

blow my dick like a cello - lil yachty

suck my dick and swallow this nut, call that penis colada - Wowzers, lil wayne

 

[Callie Steph]

“I've been awake for a while now
You've got me feeling like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place
It starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know”
-Colbie Caillat

 

[TheRetardKing]

Mask by Dream might be one of the most unintentionally funny song I've ever listened to in a while. The last time I remembered laughing my ass off over music is oprah music when I was 11 or something (Thankfully, I grown out of that phase. Still though, I had some fond memories of that time.)

Some of my favorite bits from this song to make fun of include:

"I can never get off of my mattress" - A quote that'll be remembered for ages.

"That's what the point of the mask is" - He repeats this multiple times in the song. Never gets old.

"Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages"

"I need help I'm failing classes"

"They think that I need glasses" - Your vision's sucks because you won't get off the computer and go outside, dumbass.

and...

"So long, it's real" - OwO