Worst philosophical arguments you've seen -

Doc Cassidy

Notorious Bum Driller
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@autisticdragonkin was the king of this, read through his shallow thoughts posts if you want a good laugh. He was an autistic philosophy major so you can imagine how hilarious it is when a person incapable of abstract thought studies a field devoted entirely to abstract thinking.

He would make bizarre claims like how sitting on furniture is the same as child abuse. When people would call him a tard he'd get angry and declare that no could understand him because he was just so much smarter than everyone else and they just weren't capable of thinking on his level. Seriously, go through his shallow thoughts posts, he was a trip.

Slimy Time

Rape Face #3
Philosophical/political arguments about the hijab or niqab being feminist symbols unironically. Doubly funny/terrible when they come from Muslims who grew up in restrictive middle eastern countries and can only spout off this political-philosophical nonsense whilst they are in Western states.
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