Worst reasons you ended a relationship -

2020Suicide

Homecoming King
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I'll be honest i don't know why people keep rating this TMI also people had much better stories than i expected.

She was cheating on her man with me, I ended it.
If she can't tell a guy that's its through, she probably won't be loyal to you.
Thats not true, Dick Masterson is proof of that, and a hell of a lot more people. she cheated on her other dude because she knew she could do better by being with you/you were better at fucking her. At some point most women realize the dude they're with is the best they can do.
 

Niggernerd

Summer festival fumika
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One of my gfs in highschool was just an edgelord and i got annoyed by it so i told her to beat it.

Another would get mad because i didn't buy her shit when she wanted something. Ya boi ain't no sub weakling.

Last shitty relationship in HS, gf tried to release my pet cobalt blue tarantula because she thought it was icky. Bitch, wiggles was a real bro. God rest his soul.
 

AlexJonesGotMePregnant

he put a baby in my butt
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These are all different people:

- he was bad at sex
- he was good at sex but wanted it way too frequently (3-4 times a day, every fucking time we hung out)
- his deafness masked his low IQ for a while
- he smelled like mcdonalds dehydrated onions (i have no idea why)
- he referred to himself as a 'social scientist' because he has a sociology BA
- he was too hairy
- he wanted me to go to church
- he liked to talk over the phone but his accent was too thick to easily understand over a call
- he talked about how cool reddit is a lot
- he got mad at me for making him watch multiple neil breen movies
 

Cactus Wings

Coughing for Cash
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I'll be honest i don't know why people keep rating this TMI also people had much better stories than i expected.


Thats not true, Dick Masterson is proof of that, and a hell of a lot more people. she cheated on her other dude because she knew she could do better by being with you/you were better at fucking her. At some point most women realize the dude they're with is the best they can do.
KF is surprisingly full of normies, which is weird cause people keep acting as if we're nothing but hyper autists. I haven't seen a larger, more diverse group of both genders and anywhere from neets to fully employed and capable +40 year olds.

Also, if she's cheating for you, she's gonna cheat on you. If it truly is a one-off case, it's gonna be half a year of crying and regret and loathing, so why not just cut it short and find a functional woman instead?
The slippery slope of massive dongs is a real thing for fags
More or less. It's for dudes sitting around, whether straight or gay, and measuring up their worth as a sexual savant by the one thing they had no say in. I'm pretty sure size matters vastly less than whether it's visually appealing. I've seen some real decent dicks out there, but then you get a "Yeah I'm 10 inches ;)" and it looks like a dry, chafing, cut-up sausage from the discount butcher.
 

2020Suicide

Homecoming King
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. I'm pretty sure size matters vastly less than whether it's visually appealing. I've seen some real decent dicks out there, but then you get a "Yeah I'm 10 inches ;)" and it looks like a dry, chafing, cut-up sausage from the discount butcher.
i haven't seen dicks outside of porn and leaked lolcow nudes, but you're right. people don't bring it up though because circumcision play's a huge part on how the dick looks. and uncircumcised ones look mostly the same.

Also it is pretty amazing how diverse this whole place is, usually forums nowadays have a real web veterans vibe, but this seems to be a lot of people's first experience venturing beyond normie sites.
 

Sure Thing Idiot

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Hyper focused veganism and blind positivity were the reasons I had to peace out. Maybe it's not everyone's worst but I don't care how much we click or hot you are I'm not going to spend an hour every time we wanna go out finding a restaraunt that uses canola oil instead of lard fryer oil and if they do if the vegetable fritters are used in a separate fryer from the one that cooks the fish and chips. If I'm having a bad day I don't want to hear someone put a positive spin on it either. It's okay to feel down and I'm not gonna pretend the universe has it all mapped out and my chakras are trying to align when all I'm saying is I had a bad day at work and I'm bummed out
 
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Spastic Colon

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Worst reason I ended a relationship: the dude had a mustache. He was nice looking, smart, had a great job. He was a little older than me (about 10 years), but that wasn't the deal breaker -- it was the mustache. Got nothing against them -- it's just that my dad has one and when I kissed him it weirded me out because I associated the mustache with my dad. Never dated another guy with a mustache after that.

Worst behavior that led to a break up: Found out he had a girlfriend. It was around Christmas time and he had his Christmas cards out for display and I was looking at them when I discovered one from a woman with an "I love you" in it. Asked him about it and he admitted that they were together. It was an arranged marriage kind of thing and I guess I was the last fling before he settled down with her. My roomate (who was dating his best friend) thought I was a lunatic and making stuff up when I told her about it because he had never mentioned this girl before. He married her about a year later and the roomie had to apologize to me. Hope he's miserable and his wife got really fat. I wasted a year of my life on that douchebag. And I'm pretty sure he left the card out purposely as a cowardly way of breaking things off.
 
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