Worst restaurant, fast food or food menu names - bad names

[Quijibo69]

Food menu names or the place itself. I think Sambos has to be the worst here's an ad:

 

[InactionMan]

If you can find a worst fast food restaurant than Taco John's, I'll eat a bug.

 

[AnOminous]

If you can find a worst fast food restaurant than Taco John's, I'll eat a bug.

If you've eaten at Taco John's, you probably already have.

 

[A Skeleton]

I used to live near a snack bar called The Outhouse. It was every bit as bad as it sounds

 

[FatFuckingClown]

A diner called Harry's, and wouldn't you know it, I pulled exactly seven nasty-ass, long-ass strands of hair out of my omelette.
(No, it didn't take me until the seventh strand to react, I was just counting how many there were in order to gage how "worth it" it might have been to go buck. I think it's fair to say that I was justified in going BUCK.)

 

[Coleman Francis]

A diner called Harry's, and wouldn't you know it, I pulled exactly seven nasty-ass, long-ass strands of hair out of my omelette.
(No, it didn't take me until the seventh strand to react, I was just counting how many there were in order to gage how "worth it" it might have been to go buck. I think it's fair to say that I was justified in going BUCK.)

Harry's?? Are you sure it wasn't "Hairy's"?

 

[neverendingmidi]

I saw a gelato place in Hong Kong called XTC. I'm not sure if it was an additive or not.

 

[Keine]

This place is a piece of Portland's Chinatown history.

 

[Yaoi Zowie]

I once saw a Black Angus sign where the "G" was burned out, does that count?

 

[Guardian G.I.]

The proper literal translation for this is "assorted ice cream", but the Russian love for contracting words was just too strong.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

This place is a piece of Portland's Chinatown history.

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We have a Mee Heng Low in my town. Pretty good place I've heard!

 

[Pikimon]

If you can find a worst fast food restaurant than Taco John's, I'll eat a bug.

Thats a Great Plains thing isn't it? Please describe its shittiness

 

[NumberingYourState]

"Great Enchiladas"

Okay, just describing tex-mex as "great" isn't really tactful...

 

[Lackadaisy]

Thats a Great Plains thing isn't it? Please describe its shittiness

There's a few here in CO, and I'd compare them to a low-rent version of Del Taco which itself is a low-rent version of Taco Bell etc.

 

[timecop]

not gonna lie "bloomin' onion" sounds like a condition one would get on their asshole

 

[Jaded Optimist]

"Glamburgers" must be the stupidest term for a burger list. Cheesecake factory is dumb but I'm curious what came first, their use of glamburger or the use of it in undertale?

 

[InactionMan]

Thats a Great Plains thing isn't it? Please describe its shittiness

Their biggest problem is they add some kind of starchy filler to the beef to the extent that it doesn't even taste like beef anymore. It's truly revolting.

 

[Pikimon]

Their biggest problem is they add some kind of starchy filler to the beef to the extent that it doesn't even taste like beef anymore. It's truly revolting.

its beef ffs, its pretty hard to fuck up

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

its beef ffs, its pretty hard to fuck up

Where there's a will, there's a way!

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

There's a taco chain called Taco Mayo in Oklahoma, and every time I see one I think of a taco with mayonnaise on it and get grossed out.