Worst thirstposting in a lolcow thread? -

[Big Nasty]

It used to be pretty bad for a while in Gloria's thread, where there were so many posters clearly lusting after her that mods got to tell them to knock it off.

 

[Aquinas]

Hey big nasty, i got some free steam games for you, why dont you add me on skype

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

It used to be pretty bad for a while in Gloria's thread, where there were so many posters clearly lusting after her that mods got to tell them to knock it off.

Every Chris thread. I can't explain it. Women just love Chris and want to fuck him! It only got worse after his anti-Trump comments, soon he'll be swimming in anarchist pussy.

 

[Aquinas]

wtf i love chris now

 

[AnOminous]

Alison Rapp thread hands down, although the Laci Green thread is getting almost as bad.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Whenever shows up on the radar.
might not be a lolcow but still it's the worst I can think of. Like seriously, wtf guys.

 

[BlueSpark]

Have a read: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tila-tequila.22727/

 

[fakeandgay]

Basically anything in the laci green thread.

 

[女鬼]

Not a particular thread, but harakudoshi/ @Lachlan Hunter McIntyre did pretty much nothing but thirstpost. Nearly every post pf his was about boobs or anal sex.

See this retarded derail for example: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tacky-clothes-of-tumblr.19435/page-14#post-1850418

 

[LongtimeLurker]

Pixyteri, mang. Her first thread completely devolved into "would you or would you not fuck her" like five times.

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

I was afraid barely-18 noodz-poster Julie Terryberry's would become one, but she grossed out so many people early on that nobody dared. Too, it was obvious how seriously disturbed she was; thirstposting would have seemed almost cruel.
I hope you're happier wherever you are now, Julie.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-think-i-have-a-crush-on-chris.1564/


> i have a confession to make you guys
> You guys know about Chris's "cakefarts" video?
> ...I wish my face was that cake...
> I'm super drunk right now.
> I love chris's ass.
> I wish I could bury my face right between those cheeks of his and take a big long whiff.
> Oh and he wouldn't have to worry about toilet paper...That's for sure!
> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
> Yes...."Hard".
> Hey does his duck bend upwards or downwards?
> I want to teach Chris a position called "Pancake Style".
> Pancake style is basically doggy style. But your doing it in the anus. the receiver poops and the fecal matter is turned into a mush by the giver's pelvic thrusts.
> Because the mushed up feces looks like pancake batter.
> And since chris can't control his poop i think he would like trying that position out...If he's the receiver of course.
> Hey I'm sorry if I want to give Chris's shitty, pink and tender butthole a good poundin'!
> LIKE ME!
> I don't understand why people think I'm a ween
> I dunno what a ween is. I just see people use that word and use "Julay" afterwords.
> Hey guys, I have a question. I need someone to take a picture of themself holding up a print out sheet saying "Hi (person's name here)!" while smiling and flipping off the camera.
> Where online would I go?
> I'm not asking for anyone's identity or anything. I'm in the middle of a prank war with someone.
> Oh exploitable isn't what I'm looking for. Like I need a COMPLETELY random person to actually take a picture of themselves holding up a sign.
> Guys, I have to be honest...I secretly want to pound CWC's shitty, hairy, asshole...
> I don't care, he needs a good 'ol doggystle poundin'
> Can I make a thread about it? I want him to see it.
> Gimmie 10 minutes. I'll make a thread about it.
> POSTED IT ON THE CHRIS THREAD!!! God I hope he see's it.
> I just NEED his fanta flavored cum right now....
> God damn right!
> I want Chris to sit on my face cakefarts style
> Poop poopoo peepee farts boogers butthole
> I wonder what Chris's boogers looks like? They'd make some good lube
> And why does me being sexually attracted to Chris make me an A-log?
> Why The Dude? I never did anything to you
> Sexual Chris
> It's just tender lovin'
> Okay, what if I just kiss Chris at least?

 

[DumbDosh]

Katlynn Yost, I remember just endless posts about whether you would want a blowie from the horsemouth.

 

[Overcast]

Whenever shows up on the radar.
might not be a lolcow but still it's the worst I can think of. Like seriously, wtf guys.

Oh , that's an emote and name I haven't seen in a good while. *nostalgia*

Well, I did recently see a little bit of thirst posting in the Trump Victory Salt thread, but that's all I can think of at the moment that isn't already mentioned by other people.

 

[Trombonista]

Whenever shows up on the radar.
might not be a lolcow but still it's the worst I can think of. Like seriously, wtf guys.

Anna hasn't been relevant for like a year.

 

[melty]

All of them because men are shameless degenerates.

 

[NumberingYourState]

I'm the cottonmouth king.

 

[randomfarmer]

Any thirstposting in the Laci Green thread is the worst thirstposting. She is a fucking shambles.

 

[Big Nasty]

Any thirstposting in the Laci Green thread is the worst thirstposting. She is a fucking shambles.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

For people that are claiming that the picture of the camgirl on the first page is her: that isn't her. Look at the tip of their noses, the cheek bones and look up some pictures of Laci's eyes up-close (like in the thumbnail for the bear video on this page); they're all different.

Alison (don't worry about spelling her name wrong, Cracked.com did the same thing in their recent propaganda piece about SJW bullshit, too) sort-of looked attractive in photos several months ago, but the more recent insights into her disgusting life as well as the weight gain and eyebag-revealing photos don't do her any favours.

Is this thread now "choose the most fuckable lolcows on Kiwi Farms"? Because here's my two:

Jenny McDermott - still looks pretty decent with a good body, seems like she would be a lot of fun. (https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2015-11-10_10-6-41-png.57971/)

Elora Snow - looks very pretty, you could easily mistake her for someone who isn't completely insane if you're only looking at her and not talking to her. (

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It goes without saying that you'd have to enter some sort of witness protection program afterwards so that they don't ruin your life with their lunacy, of course.

thankfully it has been edited by staff, but still