CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Worth the Weight -

[Blueberry]

Thank Jesus

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

YES! Are Commander is coming back!

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We salute you Commander Stryker and await your return.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Looks like the fucking terroists will stop at nothing to keep Jace from fueling the fight.

That plane was headed for Deagle Nation HQ and they won't release the identities of the people in the plane because this conspiracy goes all the way to the top.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2...nville-home/HtjRK2hJt4RuMCs0Tdx87H/story.html

 

[StressOverloader]

God Bless Commander

 

[FatNero]

 

[millais]

Well, the Commander certainly has his work cut out for him. The trannies have multiplied in his absence and show no sign of relenting.

 

[Splendid]

Brings tears to my eyes.

 

[John Daker]

Semper Fidelis to all are armed Kiwis. Press 1 to respect Commander

 

[galact0r]

You can't see it, but I am saluting the screen right now.

Welcome back Commander.

 

[Sammy]

I'm surprised Jace likes the band "Simple Minds." Rather fitting actually. Maybe Kyle helped him with the music choice. I just hope this isn't some byproduct of some Pastor Faggot programming, like he's not allowed to listen to his old music or something.

THE HYPE IS REAL

Welcome back Commander.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I hope someday I can call in and give Jace my 2 cents. Regarding his happiness, and whether he is the Commander or not. Of course, I might not even make it far in the call if Jace just screams angrily like he always does.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

I knew our lord and savior was just biding his time in order to make his magnificent comeback even more glorious.
The commander is back in action and no trannies or stuttering douchebags are going to get in his way.
Semper Fidelis

 

[Falcon Lord]

My body is ready.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Press 1 for the glorious return of our Commander!

 

[Gringo]

Fucking hell yeah. Time to brew up another batch of moonshine (mixed with Mtn Dew, of course), put the 1-key back in the keyboard, and FINISH THE FUCKIN' FIGHT!

Already posted in the fanart thread, but posting it here as well, in case someone wants to charge up for DN 2.0 with some rock n roll featuring the Commander.

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Frobert-spank%2Fcant-even-fuckin-board

 

[Darwin Watterson]

http://deaglenation.tv/itstime/

I heard a rumor about Jace and co. making an appearance at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Able to confirm or deny?

 

[Burned Man]

Kept us waiting huh?


Are you a supporter of the Marine Corps? Great, because a former decorated member of the United States Marine Corps needs your support, AND HIS NAME IS JACE CONNORS!!! He gonna get out of the bible cube and put realism into content at this year's Fact Zoooooooooone.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Alright everyone, I, the ever-angry commander is certain there are Muslim terrorists keeping Biggie hostage in Azerbaijan. That's right, they faked his death and we are going to rescue Biggie.

Yeah that's right bitches. I have a gun, can't you see how mad I am that the terrorists have Biggie hostage?

I am the commander bitches, and it is time I send someone in to Azerbaijan to rescue Biggie. I will enlist you, Eli. My best friend who isn't Tyce, and is only my friend for the specific reason.

Yeah dude, I am going to Azerbaijan dude! That is so chilllllll, everything is so chillllll. Oh man, did I just lose another IQ point?

Alright everyone, it is decided, I am going to send Eli to Azerbaijan to rescue Biggie. I hereby dub this operation as Operation: Nupacolypes. Press for your support.



Oh oh Jace, I have a question about my trip. It's just a chill question you know. It's chillll because that's all life has to be.

What is it Eli? How dare you question the commander!

Can I just go to Azerbaijan, waste over $100000 of your money on Hookers and Runescape like I did in Israel? I don't really care for looking for Biggie that much. Isn't he dead, like Tupac?

Eli, go right ahead. You failed so disastrously in Israel that I actually trusted you again when I sent you to Canada before you went MIA. Oh that reminds me, I am so angry at that stupid Wu. Did you even kill him like I asked you to?

Who's Wu?

 

[dickwad]

How can you guys say your body is ready? My body isn't ready for dank 4h stream full on patriotism, juggalos and war on terror on such a short notice. I seriously need to rank up my gaming for this shit. Besides I know Jace is a true commander and the last stream was a ruse to fool tranny wu. No fake commander could stand to so many "young mans" said in a angrily but calm manner. Will be there commander. Semper fi

 

[Konstantinos]

I should have never doubted the commander.