Would Chris consider a relationship with a chubby girl? -

[AtroposHeart]

I was thinking what if Chris finally found a woman willing to put up with his bullshit, but one problem. She was fairly overweight, not to the obese levels, like a size 18/20/22.

Would Chris he desperate enough to lower his standards for it?

 

[Julaay]

I think he would. China is china. It wouldn't be his first choice, but he can also tape a picture of one of his former online sweethearts on her face. But, seriously, he would probably go for it just to brag to the trolls he was finally able to get a sweetheart.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Well, the one relationship he's had with a chubby girl - himself - hasn't worked out too well.

 

[Henry Bemis]

He tried once before with that Faeryn girl. Though that wasn't really about a relationship so much as it was about the sex.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Chris wanted Kacey to be his sweetheart, and she was chubby. Well, some say she was chubby. Accounts seem to vary.

 

[Trombonista]

Yes he would. He might make an occasional insensitive comment about her weight, but he'd still go out with her. The real issue is whether said chubby girl would consider a relationship with him.

 

[pickleniggo]

Chris wanted Kacey to be his sweetheart, and she was chubby. Well, some say she was chubby. Accounts seem to vary.

Well, he did comment about her, motioning to her that he thought she'd be skinny. Yes, I've seen a few pics of her and I have no comment other than she's pretty average. I don't think Chris would feel comfortable with someone much larger without him suggesting she eat only salad or some other insensitive shit.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Can we like, not even go there? 99% of us big women are not desperate enough to hook up with someone as nasty as Chris.

 

[shutupman]

Considering he's looking for pseudo-Barb, it's pretty safe to assume he's not as picky as he's made himself out to be.

 

[Spatchmo]

He tried once before with that Faeryn girl. Though that wasn't really about a relationship so much as it was about the sex.

Didn't he make really offensive comments to Faeryn about her weight, though? In front of her dad no less if I recall correctly.

 

[Maloongoo]

Chris says he wants a Super model blonde with Double D's and a massive income but he will settle for a lot less

besides Faeryn I think he said at one point he doesn't like red heads but he settled for Ivy, So I think he'll go for any girl who shows interest in him even if she is ugly

 

[CatParty]

Another question is what kind of girl would even consider a relationship with Chris?

 

[shutupman]

Another question is what kind of girl would even consider a relationship with Chris?

One who's blind, and has no sense of smell or touch?

 

[Uzumaki]

Another question is what kind of girl would even consider a relationship with Chris?

An imaginary one?

In all seriousness maybe a girl who grew up in a house with an abusive yet childlike father who her mother pathologically coddled. But then how did this Chris-in-Law ever get his wife? It's endlessly recursive.

I guess maybe if a girl had a pathological need to take of people she loved, abusive-foster-home-level low self esteem, has lived in extreme poverty all her life and who loves bright colors might fall into a nice rut with Chris, especially if he knocked her up with his mighty comeuppance.

On a side note: that just made me think how shitty it would be to be the male child of Chris. Being Chris's kid would be bad enough, but add to that being hated by your father for coming out the wrong gender.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Another question is what kind of girl would even consider a relationship with Chris?

Wasn't there a flurry of rumors a while back that Chris might've tried making a move on a girl with Downs Syndrome, or something like that?

 

[captkrisma]

Yes. The hooker that Chris paid would be considered curvy in some circles, so I have no doubts that he would....and didn't he have a date with Hambeast in the past?

 

[Surtur]

Another question is what kind of girl would even consider a relationship with Chris?

Wasn't there a flurry of rumors a while back that Chris might've tried making a move on a girl with Downs Syndrome, or something like that?

I thought Rocky was trying to hook him up with her.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I thought Rocky was trying to hook him up with her.

I'd love to know how that worked out. My guess is that the girl was the uninterested party. When it comes right down to it, Chris just wants something female. But honestly, foisting a mentally challenged girl onto Chris is demeaning to the girl. Rocky probably thought they were birds of a feather, but Chris's problems are caused mainly by his personality, whereas someone with Down Syndrome is likely just a nice person who has to deal with a legitimate disability. Putting Chris with her would be condoning molestation.

 

[pickleniggo]

Another question is what kind of girl would even consider a relationship with Chris?

Wasn't there a flurry of rumors a while back that Chris might've tried making a move on a girl with Downs Syndrome, or something like that?

I thought Rocky was trying to hook him up with her.

Wut.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yes. The hooker that Chris paid would be considered curvy in some circles

What, did someone actuallly dig up her info?