Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart? -

[SPARKLETWAT]

Let's just pretend Chris managed to attain his goal of winning a sweetheart. He gets married, he has his longed for daughter Crystal.

What I wonder is, would he stay faithful to one woman, or do you think he'll still chase the china if he thinks he can get a better fuck from a hotter chick?

Considering the fact that Chris is a hypocrite, I can't help but picture him going home to his waifu and declaring he slept with another woman because he thinks that's being TRUE AND HONEST, and immediately he will wonder why his marriage is over.

What say you folks?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

1- More of a what if.
2- No because he conned one woman into marrying him. Two would just be pushing his luck.

 

[Marvin]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

No, Chris wouldn't cheat. As soon as he had his heartsweet, he'd stop caring. Mission accomplished. Chris seems to have a weak sex drive. Companionship/Barb-replacement is most of his motivation as far as the heartsweet goes.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

Well, I don't think he'd have any principled objections to cheating. Classic Chris was two-timing some of his internet girls after all. In practice, Chris is now too lazy to go out and find another girl, or arrange to meet up with her somewhere his wife wouldn't find out. So he'd remain faithful by default.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

Well, I don't think he'd have any principled objections to cheating. Classic Chris was two-timing some of his internet girls after all. In practice, Chris is now too lazy to go out and find another girl, or arrange to meet up with her somewhere his wife wouldn't find out. So he'd remain faithful by default.

Essentially this, though his ease talking about visiting strip clubs and FFM threesomes, as well as the whole Ivy/Vanessa episode, is more than enough to suggest to the average person that Chris's heart can and likely will go yonder.

 

[3Yikes]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

Yes. Finding his very first sweetheart is impossible enough. He will not be searching for other women after that and there will be none interested anyway.

 

[Golly]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

I think if Chris thought the china was really accessible, he would cheat. If another woman threw herself all over him, he certainly wouldn't raise an objection.Wasn't the Vanessa Hudgens episode an example of that?

 

[LordCustos3]

Chris is a Playa!

He was seeing "Pandahalo" behind "Blanca Weiss's" back (while, allegedly, dating someone named "Chloe").
He was seeing "Ivy" behind "Julie's" back (while trying to hook up with "Vanessa Hudgens")
He was seeing "Kimmi" behind "Officer Nasty's" back.
He was seeing "Meg Griffin" behind "Lovely Weather's" back.

If he had the chance, he'd cheat like he was being paid to do it.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

I think if Chris thought the china was really accessible, he would cheat. If another woman threw herself all over him, he certainly wouldn't raise an objection.Wasn't the Vanessa Hudgens episode an example of that?

Hey, it's not Chris's fault that women would gladly die for the chance of sexing him good.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

The thread title doesn't make sense to me. It's like dividing by zero.

It's like asking if Chris would like pickles if he had a winning powerball ticket.

 

[murdoc]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

Essentially this, though his ease talking about visiting strip clubs and FFM threesomes, as well as the whole Ivy/Vanessa episode, is more than enough to suggest to the average person that Chris's heart can and likely will go yonder.

was it in one of the jackie chats (or emails?) where he said he'd go to a strip club to blow off steam or something and she got offended but he couldn't fathom why, and then she said "what if i went to a strip club to blow off steam" and he said there were already women there and was even more confused

i was going to say he'd probably be faithful to an IRL girl because he's "old-fashioned" but then my flatmate brought up that conversation and pffthahaha no
i don't think he understands shit like fidelity except you just know he'd get buttmad if his girlfriend went to whatever the gay equivalent to a titty bar is

 

[Trombonista]

Essentially this, though his ease talking about visiting strip clubs and FFM threesomes, as well as the whole Ivy/Vanessa episode, is more than enough to suggest to the average person that Chris's heart can and likely will go yonder.

was it in one of the jackie chats (or emails?) where he said he'd go to a strip club to blow off steam or something and she got offended but he couldn't fathom why, and then she said "what if i went to a strip club to blow off steam" and he said there were already women there and was even more confused

Actually, that was Ivy.

Anyway, while Chris was cheating left and right on his Internet girlfriends, I have the feeling he'd be more faithful if he first met a sweetheart in person, or met her in person early in the relationship.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

He would cheat. He'd consider the girl he's cheating with his TRUER sweetheart who won his heart better than his other sweetheart.

 

[Holdek]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

He also told Panda that he wanted to give Caitlin a chance by going on a few dates with her, even though he continued to put Panda at the top of his sweetheart list. Presumably this was supposed to be flattering to Panda. And I don't think Chris has the foresight to even clumsily attempt to make Panda jealous.

Essentially this, though his ease talking about visiting strip clubs and FFM threesomes, as well as the whole Ivy/Vanessa episode, is more than enough to suggest to the average person that Chris's heart can and likely will go yonder.

was it in one of the jackie chats (or emails?) where he said he'd go to a strip club to blow off steam or something and she got offended but he couldn't fathom why, and then she said "what if i went to a strip club to blow off steam" and he said there were already women there and was even more confused

i was going to say he'd probably be faithful to an IRL girl because he's "old-fashioned" but then my flatmate brought up that conversation and pffthahaha no
i don't think he understands shit like fidelity except you just know he'd get buttmad if his girlfriend went to whatever the gay equivalent to a titty bar is

I actually think the confusion was because Chris doesn't know that strip clubs with naked males that dance for women exist.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

Essentially this, though his ease talking about visiting strip clubs and FFM threesomes, as well as the whole Ivy/Vanessa episode, is more than enough to suggest to the average person that Chris's heart can and likely will go yonder.

was it in one of the jackie chats (or emails?) where he said he'd go to a strip club to blow off steam or something and she got offended but he couldn't fathom why, and then she said "what if i went to a strip club to blow off steam" and he said there were already women there and was even more confused

i was going to say he'd probably be faithful to an IRL girl because he's "old-fashioned" but then my flatmate brought up that conversation and pffthahaha no
i don't think he understands shit like fidelity except you just know he'd get buttmad if his girlfriend went to whatever the gay equivalent to a titty bar is

I actually think the confusion was because Chris doesn't know that strip clubs with naked males that dance for women exist.

Or, as a few have said, this is indicative of his disbelief that women have equally capable sex drives as men, which is frankly all the more reason he'd like to bend or break the rules of a (traditional Western monogamous) relationship. While his woman will surely be more than content with his lovin', his hormones are just slam-bangin' around too much to reserve for just one person.

 

[Seahorses]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

I'm sure Chris cheats on his right hand with his left hand.

 

[The Tyrant]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

That...sounds like an oxymoron. Or rather, I suppose it depends on your definition of faithful; if it means he only imbibes in the lust for one woman, yet going to strip clubs, then...sure? However, it is quite obvious that the flames of temptation are far too strong for him to contain, what with him cybering with Fake Vanessa whilst being 'dedicated' to his sweetest Ivy. Then there was that one time, long ago, with I think it was PandaHalo and Julie or Sarah or both, I forget, when... you know what, never mind, he is not capable of self-control. So...a very simple no.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

I'm sure Chris cheats on his right hand with his left hand.

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[Marvin]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

That...sounds like an oxymoron. Or rather, I suppose it depends on your definition of faithful; if it means he only imbibes in the lust for one woman, yet going to strip clubs, then...sure? However, it is quite obvious that the flames of temptation are far too strong for him to contain, what with him cybering with Fake Vanessa whilst being 'dedicated' to his sweetest Ivy. Then there was that one time, long ago, with I think it was PandaHalo and Julie or Sarah or both, I forget, when... you know what, never mind, he is not capable of self-control. So...a very simple no.

Fatty doesn't have the flames of tempation. He's looking for a Barb replacement to handle his more serious, permanent worries (paying bills, managing the house, etc) for after Barb dies. He's looking for a Barb replacement with occasional sex.

 

[CatParty]

Re: Would Chris remain a faithful man if he got a sweetheart

I'm sure if he ever was lucky enough to find a sweetheart, he wouldn't fuck it up. As dumb as he is, even he knows lightning very rarely strikes twice.