Would it be in bad taste to run a deadpool on Lolcows? - A-logging, or fun and profitable?

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Let's be honest here: we have a lot of cows who are unhealthy, crazy, or both, who probably don't have much mileage left on them. Would running a "Dead Pool" (Betting on if a popular cow is going to die in the upcoming year) be tasteless, in the spirit of the Farms, both? What about a "Jail Pool", betting on when, if at all, our cows who are blatant fucking criminals are going to get a visit from the boys in blue? Throwing this out here for popular opinion.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Only if the number is less than say...six. If we can't drum up at least six cows to fit in either category I think'd be too close to call or too out there to have a chance.

 

[Okkervils]

I'm actually thinking it might be Ashley Isaac's year...

 

[BerriesArnold]

I thought there already was one on here? Correct me if i'm wrong?

 

[PorcupineTree]

Worried about being tasteless on kiwifarms

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Legitimately surprised this isn't already a thing.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Legitimately surprised this isn't already a thing.

Every thing's a thing

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Only if the number is less than say...six. If we can't drum up at least six cows to fit in either category I think'd be too close to call or too out there to have a chance.

I'm open to suggestions, but the cows that first come to mind when I think of each are:
(For the Dead Pool)
-Amberlynn Reid: With how much that bitch eats, it's only a matter of time until she pops. There's a reason her subforum's icon is an ambulance.
-Tommy Tooter: Just because he old.
-Phil Haskins-Delici: Last I checked, he was a homeless/couchsurfing tranny degenerate who cut his dick off. Lots of chances for mortality there.
-Movieblob: he fat, he get no exercise, and his hobby is raising his blood pressure through the roof.

Admittedly, the only two people who come to mind first thought for the Jail Pool are Yaniv the pedophile and Susan "Kill my kids" Schofield.

 

[Bob Page]

Every thing's a thing

Yep.

-James Terry Mitchell Jr: I wager that to be within single digit years but more than 2 for sure for him to get v&.
-Clawshrimpy: Not sure about him being v& (though likely) but about a year before he reaches past the peak of his existential dread and an heroes.
-The Slaton Sisters: About 6 months before coronaries.

 

[registereduser]

The other Hartley Hooligan, before the end of 2019

 

[eldri]

Yaniv may cause a turf to go even more insane and kill him.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

The other Hartley Hooligan, before the end of 2019

Not technically a lolcow (or a person, for that matter), but if we're throwing out lolcow-adjacent fatalities, I'd put a tenner on poor Bhodi Schofield in the coming year.

 

[Keystone]

Grug "Onision" Avaroe: He'll continue to think his ongoing fracas with Washington Fish + Wildlife over destroying protected wetlands behind his house is totally not his fault and that he can drag his feet on restoration work as much as he wants because he's right and has all the FAX on his side; to the point where Washington state finally has enough and throws him in prison.

Ashley Isaacs: She'll absorb Ruth Bader Ginsburg's dark energy, thus killing her and making the Reaper take yet another IOU on the Lich Queen.

Zachary "Zinnia Jones" Antolak: Fatal bowel perforation from stuffing a 2 foot horse dildo up his ass. Failing this, he's forced to get a colostomy bag from utterly ruining his lower bowel.

At least one troon or other lolcow that only has like a 1 or 2 page thread will either an-hero spectacularly or go on a (likely failed) shooting spree; 100% guarantee on this.

 

[Beta Faggot]

Would it be too obvious and predictable to bet on ol' Barb?

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Wasn't there already a death pool for the day Total Biscuit would die before he died?

 

[Brother Rabbit]

Didn't there used to be a deadpool for Chris when he got the un-clit piercing? Or was that elsewhere...

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Would running a "Dead Pool" (Betting on if a popular cow is going to die in the upcoming year) be tasteless, in the spirit of the Farms, both?

Yes, a dead pool, of any kind, is tasteless by design. How is this even a question? The real question is whether or not we consider that to be a hangup or not. We were all appalled when we discovered MyDeadSpace and many of us, most of whom are definitely not just me, would kick them in the crotch if given a chance. But then we had that dead pool about those kids stuck in the flooding cave (that led to Elon Musk accusing the rescue diver of being a pedophile) and about a third of the posters in that thread expressed offense over it, although given the subject matter, I doubt many Kiwis will be offended by the idea of people placing bets on exactly when Iconoclast might die of dry rot gangrene in his lungs.

 

[HG 400]

After Terryberry killed herself we ran a lolcow-of-the-year campaign by photoshopping 'VOTE FOR ME' over pictures of her gaping spread asshole and you're worried about this being in poor taste?

 

[MG 620]

The other Hartley Hooligan, before the end of 2019

In that case, add Gwen to the list, she needs her last gremlin to be alive.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

A Deadpool and jailpool would be fun threads.