Would you attend a mayonnaise festival? - Something for the honkies

[Quantum Diabetes]

We'd have a miracle whip booth of you're wondering

 

[verygayFrogs]

Ok but would it be mayonnaise or cum?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Ok but would it be mayonnaise or cum?

Mayonnaise. The cum festival is later, in June. Usually there's a pride parade first.

 

[Mediocre]

ayo white boi, go back to yo mayo festivals.

 

[Kyururu-kun]

Would it be on Cinco de Mayo?

 

[User names must be unique]

why not they already have festivals for drums, piano, guitar etc.

 

[Orion Balls Deux]

Will there be foods featuring mayo (such as potato salad and crabcakes with tarragon aioli) or do I have to eat it off a spoon like a basement dweller who needs to keep his caloric intake up?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Will there be foods featuring mayo (such as potato salad and crabcakes with tarragon aioli) or do I have to eat it off a spoon like a basement dweller who needs to keep his caloric intake up?

All of that. All the mayo goodness any cracker ass motha could want

 

[Dysnomia]

We don't need a mayo festival. White people are celebrated every day.

 

[Lil' Hog]

Burning Man already exists.

 

[Orion Balls Deux]

Burning Man The Gathering already exists.

FTFY

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

To burn it to the Goddamn ground. in Minecraft

 

[General Disarray]

We have one every year. It's called the State Fair.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

We don't need a mayo festival. White people are celebrated every day.

Actually we'd have Wonderbread, Aldi bologna and Hellman's to celebrate our less fortunate wypipo.

 

[Dark Edea]

Not in the summer.

 

[I Love Beef]

You might as well call it an anime convention, most will be turned to the Japanese mayo section

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Unironically yes

 

[OfficerBagget]

When I was poor as shit I'd have a mayo sandwich after school. Fuck yea I'd go.

 

[DJ Grelle]

Only if it is for legally traditional mayo
which means
at least 80% fat
at least 7,5% chicken egg
as defined by royal decree

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Probably not
Mayo is okay on a sandwich, is a necessary component for coleslaw. Not that great. Ketchup is better.