Would you become a fake cow for the money? -

[ClownBrew]

or would it bother your conscience/dignity/good name?

 

[Bastard_Call]

Money ain't shit if you don't live a rich life. Do you know any especially happy cows, much less fake ones?

 

[Just A Butt]

How much money are we talking here? Chris Chan’s tugboat, DSP’s tipjar, or Belle’s cumjar?

 

[L50LasPak]

Another one of these threads.

 

[soy_king]

For the right amount of money, I'll go full pre-op. Cash on hand though.

 

[Rupert Bear]

I'd do it just to show off my eccentricities. I would be free like a bird.

 

[Jabroni]

Depends on how much we're talking. Would much rather keep making $55,000 a year as an engineer than $100,000 as a professional retard.

Add an extra zero on the end then things might change.

 

[Slavros Flatley]

I'd do it for the excitement and sexual thrill. Forget the money.

 

[Dandelion Eyes]

No, cause it would probably not work out. I mean, there are tons of autists on the internet sperging out, but there are few that are famous like Chris-chan. You could easily be making retarded content and debasing yourself for years only for nobody to notice you.
Or even worse, you make mistakes and people manage to link your fake identity to real one - try convincing everyone that you were just pretending in that case.

 

[Gone Ham]

Yes

 

[Justtocheck]

Once you have a thread on the Kiwifarms, even if you are not a lolcow at first, it's only a matter of time until your inner narcissim pokes it's ugly head and you become a true and honest lolcow. Not worth it. Making a pact with the devil for money would suck

 

[Big Ruski]

Naw, all it takes is one autistic to blow my whole operations wide open.

 

[Golly]

By selling out your dignity in such an egregious manner, there would be nothing fake about the lolcowdom achieved from this arrangement.

 

[somecryptoneet]

Once you have a thread on the Kiwifarms, even if you are not a lolcow at first, it's only a matter of time until your inner narcissim pokes it's ugly head and you become a true and honest lolcow. Not worth it. Making a pact with the devil for money would suck

H3H3 literally did this. Seems utterly miserable, but at least he's rich.

 

[Justtocheck]

H3H3 literally did this. Seems utterly miserable, but at least he's rich.

Crying and being sad feels better when you do it in your Lambo Avantador.

 

[EggNazi]

Depends on the cash, you make me a multi millionaire then yeah, probably I'd cow it up a bit. I wouldn't troon out for all the money in the world, though.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'd only accept fame if it came with wealth so obscene I could secede from the world.

 

[Lemmingwise]

For the right amount of money, I'll go full pre-op. Cash on hand though.

Proud member!

None of the risk, all of the reward.

 

[Orion Balls Deux]

I'm horrible at faking things. The people would know that I'm actually really fucking boring within a week. Just like you guys.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

I would become a real cow for the money.

I have no dignity, please send me bitcoin.