Would you become a lolcow for attention/fame/money? -

[Rupert Bear]

Would YOU become a lolcow if it meant gaining popularity and attention and maybe even tugboating off your fans if you're sucessful?

If so, what kind of lolcow would you like to be?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Attention - certainly not.
Fame - certainly not.
Money - maybe, but it would have to be a sure thing and a lot of moolah, like early retirement kind of a lot.
And I would need some pointers because I'm boring as shit.

 

[stares at error messages]

Have to be a pretty good tugboat. If I'm cow and my farmers have made it so I can't get a normal job because of what happens when people search me. I think I should be compensated in part for the career lock-in of being an Internet spectral.

I'm boring as shit.

I feel the same way. It would be nice to have fans who pay you, but I don't know what they could possibly get out of it.

 

[Furret]

Only for the money, and only for a lot of money.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Only for the money, and only for a lot of money.

It’s amazing how many people will ruin their lives for a small chance of fame and very little money.

 

[Penis Drager]

Yeah, money would do it for me. I wouldn't even need a whole lot. Just enough so I don't have to do real work and live in a halfway decent home during that time.

By the way: please support me on onlyfans. It's all super artistic and not just porn, I swear!

 

[round robin]

I already am one and have all that.

 

[RavenCrow]

Would YOU become a lolcow if it meant gaining popularity and attention and maybe even tugboating off your fans if you're sucessful?

If so, what kind of lolcow would you like to be?

Money only.

 

[BlueSpark]

How much money

 

[Rupert Bear]

How much money

I guess it'd depend on how much you can provide to your "fans". If you act as laughable as Chris Chan, i'd say a lot

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No. Don't want any sort of fame.

 

[Vingle]

Easy. If I got a lot of money for being a lolcow, I could turn off the internet (or just don't check any news news and notifications about me). If it gets too much, but I guess the reasons lolcows are funny. Is because they are having breakdowns for never taking breaks

 

[Ozma (ZeTrannyJanny)]

What if you already are

 

[The Marauder]

If it was a LOT of money, absolutely. Who cares what other people think of me if I’m rich as fuck?