Off-Topic Would you care if Phil got his balls chopped off? -

[Forever Sunrise]

We've already had a few threads dedicated to the idea of what would happen if Phil actually got his 'nades removed, but I don't think any have really gone into detail about the general reaction that forum-goers would have to it. Phil seems to consider the loss of his balls to be some kind of triumph to laud over us dang dirty haters, but I don't think that anybody else holds that view. What'd be your reaction?

Obviously, the response 'I have no opinion because it'll never happen' is a perfectly valid one that I personally subscribe to, but this is a hypothetical situation, so please treat it that way.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I would recoil at horror realizing that his balls probably were not disposed of properly and as a result a new worldwide pandemic will occur

 

[Treblinkachu]

I would immediately commit suicide for the shame of having failed in my sworn duty of keeping this brave latinx transwomyn from getting surgery.

 

[ShavedSheep]

Chris was able to get laid, we failed once, we are not going to allow another failure.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Balls cut off? 'Tater boy is supposedly wanting to do full transitioning.

Wake me up when he gets his penis removed.

 

[VLAD]

I would care, if laughing even harder at Phil could be construed as caring.

 

[Cave]

I'd prepare for the apocalypse.

 

[AnOminous]

I wouldn't be worried that he'd die of surgical complications. I'd be optimistic that he'd die of surgical complications.

 

[Psycho]

Ok, so, let's say Phil gets his testies removed. Here's a prediction of what will happen:

Monday: Phil posts about how his balls are being cut off
Tuesday-Thursday: Phil posts about how much it hurts down there next to the incision
Next week or two: Phil doesn't post anything
Phil Returns: Insists he got an infection around the incision and he had to spend a couple weeks in the hospital recovering. Also, he insists it happened because the doctor is a trasmisogynist and is with kiwi farms and/or gamergate.

 

[Tookie]

He would be laying around in a storage unit afterwards bleeding from his vivisected, infected scrotum. That brings me joy.

 

[Adamska]

I'd be interested in watching Pigman Phil psychologically and physically degrade due to becoming a eunuch and still being an unhappy sperg. Otherwise I would not care.