Would you eat human meat? -

Cardenio

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I wouldn't want to eat anything that I can have strong empathy with. Dogs, Cats, Monkeys, Horses, all animals that other cultures eat that would just disgust me. I even have a slight twinge of guilt if I eat Sheep after seeing this adorable viral video of one teaching a bull how to butt heads. Also I think Rabbit meat is just lousy and there's no doubt in my mind I'm influenced by the fact that they are adorable animals to me. I'm sure it would be delicious if prepared by trained French Chefs.


Is there any moral reasoning behind this, of course not. Those pet pigs can be adorable as hell but I love it on Pizza.

So with that all said I could not envision myself eating another human in a Donner Party situation. I don't think I'd want to live on with that experience under my belt. I feel blessed that I've never seen a corpse in person unless you count a macabre show like Body Worlds which I don't.
 

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This guy did it. This should be a pretty clear explanation to why you probably shouldn't do it (even if it was voluntary). If it comes to survival, like crashing a plane in the Andes mountains and the people were already dead I most likely would have done it.
 

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Makes me think, why don't we have cannibalcow threads? I mean there are lolcows who just happen to eat other people.
I think it transcends normal horrorcow fuckery and becomes straight up depraved at that point.

As for me, I couldn't, even if i had to. At that point, you're probably going to die anyway so I'd probably just off myself
 

Buster O'Keefe

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. If it comes to survival, like crashing a plane in the Andes mountains and the people were already dead I most likely would have done it.
I think those people lied their assses off: according to various books and movies they agonised, argued and finally framed the nom-nomming as some sort of religious sacrament: I think the real story was someone got rumbled chowing on a leg and everyone else just went fuck it, why not. I don't think that diminishes their survival story, which is fucking amazing.
 

Mambamia

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Sure why not? Sometimes I like to eat the skin off the inside of my cheeks. Can't imagine what someone's leg would taste like. Serve me up a human leg with meat soo tender it falls right off the bone. We could even cook that shit right inside a bathtub.

Oh! Also, I'd die to try some human liver. I totally fucking love liver!
 

Mr. Bung

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Yes, I've always been curious as to what it tastes like. It always disappointed me I could never skin or eat any of the humans I'd killed in Red Dead Redemption 2. Such a waste of resources.

Sure why not? Sometimes I like to eat the skin off the inside of my cheeks. Can't imagine what someone's leg would taste like. Serve me up a human leg with meat soo tender it falls right off the bone. We could even cook that shit right inside a bathtub.

Uh, no thanks. I've seen that happen more than once to people who died in the bath and were left to decompose for a few weeks so I'd rather not be reminded of that. I suggest we grill and deep fry.
 
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Titos

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Yes, but only if it came down to survival and the person had already died, wouldn't murder to get human meat. The fact that you can donate your body to science but not to a curious person is stupid.
 

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