Would you eat human meat? -

[Drain Todger]

No. Fuck no. Not even in a survival situation. I’m sure I could find plenty of alternatives that won’t give me some fucked up disease.

If it was a life or death situation than yes I would eat my dead companion to survive another day just the same as I would drink swamp water if I was dying of thirst. As a meal at home or a restaurant? Fucking no. Sure I've been a little curious what people taste like, do we really taste like pork like the taste testing robots and cannibals say and how the texture of our meat is compared to other animals. But to go out and kill a person or willingly cook human flesh into a dish to eat at my dinner table like a chicken breast? That's beyond disturbing and I could never see myself doing it.

Pacific islanders call human meat “long pig”. Apparently, the taste and texture is very much like pork. Others have said that it tastes something like veal. It’s full of myoglobin and falls into the category of red meat.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/human-flesh-looks-beef-taste-more-elusive-180949562/

It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have. The steak was slightly tougher than prime veal, a little stringy, but not too tough or stringy to be agreeably edible. The roast, from which I cut and ate a central slice, was tender, and in color, texture, smell as well as taste, strengthened my certainty that of all the meats we habitually know, veal is the one meat to which this meat is accurately comparable.

Did you guys see that cloned human meat thing?

https://www.dezeen.com/2020/11/13/ouroboros-steak-meal-kit-andrew-pelling-grace-knight-orkan-telhan/

Gag-worthy.

 

[JamalActimel]

I have a semi/irra rational fear that human would make me ill

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

Like I imagine in Jerky forum, ya see, right now I don't have a lot of money in bank account, this means I'm of humble means and must eat things like ramen.

However, as the amount of money in my bank account rises, the marginal utility of being able to buy simple goods that satiate my needs diminishes.

As a millennial, I'm more motivated my experiences then tangible things, and my children that I shouldn't be having, but are also an experience so I must have them, will look at me on my deathbed at 50, and I get the satisfaction of looking them dead in the eyes and being like;

"I ate a dude"

As the wind rolls though the window extinguishing the candle keeping me alive, as the saliva in my throat suffocates my breath I warble;

"But, Not In A GaY way"

but my children had already left...

 

[Panty Shroom]

If it was free of any diseases and the person consented to have their body parts munched on then yeah, I'll try anything once.

If human meat mostly resembles pork then it'd probably be good as bacon, or in sweet and sour sauce with rice, sticky ribs, or those little Chinese dumpings that you dip in vinegar...

Oh! The crackley would probably be good too. All crunchy and bubbled with the occasional hair in it - that's the best kind.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’.

I would eat a stoner, because I am a stoner myself and it would be an exotic edible. J/k

 

[Pickle Dick]

u can eat my "human meat"

 

[Deepthoughts]

Of course. I eat human pussy every day.

 

[AMERICA]

Fuck no. Eat human meat once, you're a cannibal for life. Pass.

 

[2d6]

I'd like to think that I never would but were it an absolute, Holodomor style situation of no food I can't say say for sure.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

only if it's free range

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Only if my plane crashed at the top of the Andes mountains.

 

[Water Drinking Fish]

Absolutely!

 

[Nobue]

Are you saying you wouldn't? Nerd.

 

[Trombonista]

No. Fuck no. Not even in a survival situation. I’m sure I could find plenty of alternatives that won’t give me some fucked up disease.

Pacific islanders call human meat “long pig”. Apparently, the taste and texture is very much like pork. Others have said that it tastes something like veal. It’s full of myoglobin and falls into the category of red meat.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/human-flesh-looks-beef-taste-more-elusive-180949562/

Did you guys see that cloned human meat thing?

https://www.dezeen.com/2020/11/13/ouroboros-steak-meal-kit-andrew-pelling-grace-knight-orkan-telhan/

Gag-worthy.

So Osomatsu-san got the appearance right?

 

[Afinepickle]

No but not for any kind of moralistic reason. Just because the kind of pathogens, even if incredibly rare, that can be transmitted via cannibalism are legitimately the stuff of fucking nightmares.

I ain't risking a prion disease no matter how miniscule the chance might be.

 

[Brahma]

In e event of an emergency like the West Falklands footie team? Sure.


Under other circumstances, maybe if it was lab grown I'd chow down but otherwise no.

 

[WinnieTheJew]

Maybe I missed it but I haven't seen anyone here ask the important question: does it taste good on a bun with barbecue sauce?

 

[Gar For Archer]

I’d try it once, just out of curiosity. Cannibalism has got to be the ultimate vanilla taboo.

 

[SinEater]

I was watching the movie Alive and made my decision years ago. I know what cut I would harvest to minimize dealing with that whole face thing and have a good idea of how I would cook it.
My family seems to die infirm and insane anyhow so lets have a go.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Depends if they have AIDS.

Yeah I heard that it aids with the flavour too.