Would you finger your 100 year old grandma for a million dollars? -
- Thread starter RavenCrow
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Yes, but it’d be tough. I imagine my fingers would come out of eldercoochie looking like dried up raisins.
DumbDude42
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for coming up with this idea you should kill yourself immediately
Sure, it's a deal. But a million dollars is a lot. Can I pay in installments?
My grandmas are long dead, so this might get tricky.
Blacklight
kiwifarms.net
Does she have to reach completion or can I just stick my finger in for a second or so?
Scolopendra Dramatica
kiwifarms.net
My grandma's dead... I'd give anything to finger her again... 
Gross, but if it’s a million bucks it’s be worth it. I could make a lot of money in the sugar business.
*Edit* oh you mean dollars. That works too. I could use the money to make further investments into my agricultural ventures.
*Edit* oh you mean dollars. That works too. I could use the money to make further investments into my agricultural ventures.
If your granny was a scarlet or actress, sure. I hear that older women are more experienced with sex.
Provided she gets tested.
I want a time machine.
Yes, but it is just the one finger or the entire hand? Asking for a friend...
I've done a lot worse for a lot less. Twenty dollars is twenty dollars A million dollars is a million dollars.
You guys are getting paid?
Jump her bones.
It wasn't specified that it had to be with your finger. You could finger her with a knife
She's dead and she'd still be a few years away from being 100. I mean, I could stick my finger in the urn with her ashes in it...
