Would you have sex with your mom? -

[RavenCrow]

If she had big tiddies and a nice poop dispenser? Asking for me.

 

[Penis Drager]

One of my friends told me she's hot. But she's got a cartoonish beergut and her tits have begun to sag from the years.
Would not bang. Though her in her 20's...

 

[Furret]

Maybe if she wasn't my mom.

Edit: And also if she didn't leave to get milk without coming back 30 years ago.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

No, but I'd have sex with yours

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Mine had got to be a skeleton or less right now, but no, not even when she was alive.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

What if we only have two gay dads?

 

[StraightShooter2]

Is this a sock of @Marjan

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i already do it with everyones mom because they are mean and rude to me

 

[Vingle]

What if we only have two gay dads?

Pick the woman in the relationship, there's always a bitch even if they hate to admit it.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No. I'm too busy with your mom.

 

[RavenCrow]

What if we only have two gay dads?

It's not gay if it's in a 3 way.