Would you live with CWC? -

[DevilDog]

Kinda broadened up a "What if?" question. I realize he wouldn't room with anyone cause they might be TROLLS or somesuch, but hypothetically.
Here's the scenario:Two bed, two bath apartment with one kitchen. Chris WILL pay half the rent every month, no question. Would you live with him?
For me, I'd say yes. He'd be pretty quiet, as long as he kept his vidya down which I suppose he does, being austistic I don't see him as taking to the surround sound experience. His "odor" would be bearable for me, I'm pretty tolerant of smells. And if I ever had company or a GF over, he'd either hide away in his room or mumble some polite greeting before shuffling off to Mickey Ds.

 

[Trombonista]

No. I'd be constantly cleaning up after him, and he'd be constantly staring at my boobs whenever we were in the same room.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

If he continued in his paranoia and didn't dox himself, sure, why not. The minute he doxes himself is the minute he's out. I don't want to get JULAYed.

I'm a JERK so I wouldn't have to worry about sexual harassment.

I'd prefer it if other people lived in the apartment so I'd have someone else to talk to. I doubt he's very good company, and I'm not interested in vidya and Pokemon so I wouldn't want to talk to him about his interests.

He'd have to help with chores and at least have a part-time job, but I could probably stand it, I get along with almost everyone. Coming home from work to a guy who never works would make me annoyed quickly, so yeah, he'd have to do something constructive during the day.

 

[Saney]

Not a chance. Chris is way too unclean for me, I don't think I could handle it.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I have a hard enough time talking to somebody who has slight BO. I definitely wouldn't be able to handle him.

 

[RV 229]

No. He'd fucking call the cops on me the first time he noticed me logging into this forum.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Hmm... installing webcams in his rooms... streaming to a paysite.... PROFIT!!!

 

[cypocraphy]

No. I'd be constantly cleaning up after him, and he'd be constantly staring at my boobs whenever we were in the same room.

In other words he'd be a lot like me?

Anyway,yes I would...it would be endless fun. for me

 

[spaps]

I'm under 18. If I lived with Chris, then that means he'd be my legal guardian.
Also, the minute I start up my HEXBAWKS 360, he'd lose his shit. literally

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I'm under 18. If I lived with Chris, then that means he'd be my legal guardian.
Also, the minute I start up my HEXBAWKS 360, he'd lose his shit. literally

Now there's a chilling prospect.

 

[Uzumaki]

I'd do it, but only for long enough to assemble sufficient material to write a book about the experience. Then I'd find a new place.

 

[GFYS]

Sure. I've had terrible roomates before, that I managed to amicably cohabitate with. I'd just treat Chris like the lower-order animal he is. I'm the alpha, and he's subservient to me. If he ever steps out of line, I will immediately correct him with judicious force. I suspect that cleanliness and hygiene will be the number one issue, otherwise he'd probably lock himself away in his room to avoid complications.

If he gets bold, and starts forcing my hand, I'll make him vacate the premises a step or two before I have to get into "felony assault" territory. I don't doubt for a second I could get away with assaulting him, seeing as how he towers over me, is four or five times my weight, has a lengthy history of disturbances, I'm a wonderful liar, and I have numerous lawyers on speed dial... But, why would it even go that far? I think he'd leave after the first week of me wrenching him to the ground, and rubbing his face in his own shit. Running away and retreating is his natural def... well... that's just about all he really does, it seems.

 

[LU 961]

If he had just been messy and not dirty I'd probably consider it, but if my entire house would be full of cat poop and who know what else and I have to clean up after that, it's definitely a no-no.

 

[introman]

Depends on the living situation. If it's a college type thing where everybody shares a common area but has their own bedroom. I wouldn't say no if he's paying his part. I've dealt with nastier in real life. The only base rules I would have besides the paying your rent would be no dogs and no Barbara. Barbara just seems like a buzzkill and annoying as fuck to deal with. Especially the nagging and visiting the apartment every day.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

No. Ignoring the whole "Chris is smelly and dirty" stuff I just don't want to have a roommate period. Stranger I don't know and probably wouldn't get along with? No thanks.

 

[snowkitten91]

No, since he would most probably expect me to wash his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. Yuck.

 

[The Hunter]

No, since he would most probably expect me to wash his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. Yuck.

I didn't even think about that one. The spacing issue and the stank alone is already enough for me to kick his ass out on the street.

 

[LU 961]

No, since he would most probably expect me to wash his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. Yuck.

I didn't even think about that one. The spacing issue and the stank alone is already enough for me to kick his ass out on the street.

Or put his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS in the washing machine and then we'd have poop smeared all over it. :x

 

[Dollars2010]

I'd have to say no. Because I'm female and he's most likely would want me to be his caregiver/sweetheart, plus I couldn't stand living with the stench and hoarding. Just dealing with Chris in general is a big no.

 

[sethrutgers22]

It wouldn't be long before he was mad over something that didn't meet his expectation. Or perhaps he would sit in his room all day and would never emerge or talk to you at all, and the only reason you know he wasn't dead was that the monitor glowed through the crack of the door and the room had an overpowering smell of shit, as opposed to the stench of rotting human flesh because he died.

I want to see Chris break free of his past and become a normal man, and because of this, I would be on him a lot about his laziness. It would be very hard to deal with and time consuming and soul draining in person.