Would you rather have an SJW younger sister or an alt right younger brother? -

[queerape]

Assuming that they would be the same age, would you rather have an SJW sister who has the undercut, is polyamorous, and believes in the whole hierarchy of oppression stuff, or would you rather have an alt right incel brother who unironically believes in Kekistan?

 

[The Pink Panther]

Alt-right younger brother.

At least the incel younger brother can emit some laughs rather than frustration.

 

[Recoil]

You know the answer.

 

[UA 674]

Gimme a break, why would you want an SJW sister.

 

[Mightykiwi]

Why not both? I can sit back with a beer and watch the autism unfold.

 

[The Last Stand]

Neither. I don't want to deal with more autism. Pretend they don't exist.

 

[Eryngium]

TFW no neonazi younger sister to teach how to tie jews to your truck.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

What if my RL little bro already has views that might be considered "altright"?

 

[Sevatonius]

Why not both? I can sit back with a beer and watch the autism unfold.

I have both and I'm a gloomer cunt watching them ruin all the holidays they're involved in. just sit back and laugh because you know none of it matters

 

[crocodilian]

Which one is more into incest?

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

I can deal with SJWs. All you gotta do is literally not give a fuck about what they say or do. If they fuck around too much, go full old style 1950s on them real quick by installing traditional values and somewhat common sense. Two of SJWs kyrptonites. I know. I dated many of them.

I can't work with an Alt-righter. I got a job with other minorities. I don't need my brother spewing the N-word and getting my ass fired because he can't handle his alt-right chick-fil-a lemonade.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

SJW. At least it's good for a laugh, and she'd probably have some stoner friends you could buy weed from or some slutty hipster friend.
Alt-right bro is always going to be an issue, you'd be on edge every holiday worried that the feds were gonna kick in the door after finding his kiddie porn server, or that you'd be in the news after he shot up a preschool or some shit.

I can stand being lectured on the 5000 imaginary rules I've broken by existing, just please don't make me listen to a grown man say "tendies".

I can deal with SJWs. All you gotta do is literally not give a fuck about what they say or do. If they fuck around too much, go full old style 1950s on them real quick by installing traditional values and somewhat common sense. Two of SJWs kyrptonites. I know. I dated many of them.

I can't work with an Alt-righter. I got a job with other minorities. I don't need my brother spewing the N-word and getting my ass fired because he can't handle his alt-right chick-fil-a lemonade.

Also this. SJW's tend to be a limpwristed, insecure bunch, so she's unlikely to go off in polite company.
The brother? Good luck explaining to your boss why someone called the office looking for "Captain NiggaFag".

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Sister. I'm going to bang all of her friends, and then when she gets married I'm going to turn her husband gay.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I have an SJW-ish brother who once unironically told me he "respects black culture".

At right younger brother, please.

Sister. I'm going to bang all of her friends, and then when she gets married I'm going to turn her husband gay.

Get ready for false rape allegations...

 

[PL 001]

I have an SJW younger brother, and he's absolutely insufferable. Can I trade him in for the alt-right version?

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

Which one is more into incest?

SJWs if you were a girl. Just pretend your trans for them. That usually works for them.

 

[CN 925]

SJW younger sister. She'd probably have hot friends.
Alt-right little brother definitely isn't bringing any women around the house.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

I just want a sibling.

If I had to choose I'd take the brother because I'd mock him mercilessly and then beat his ass when he came at me.

 

[Clop]

At least the sister is going to get absolutely fucking pulverized by the wall of reality when it comes at her. The kekistani brother would be insufferable for his whole incel life. Gotta go with what's funnier to laugh at.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I've already gotten someone out of treating alt-right stuff super seriously, so probably that. I don't think I could handle a younger sibling trooning out and going off to be poor in a city on purpose.