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Would you rather receive a golden shower from Pixyteri or tonguekiss Nick Bate?
 

Cthulu

Satan's little helper
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I think I'd have to go with Pixiterri.

Would you rather fuck both Slatton sisters or suck Marijan's micropenis?
 

The Joker

Does not have a girl penis
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Gonna go with Marjan.
Would you rather clean Nick Bates' apartment or get your makeup done by Kai?
 

yasscat

yass.
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Makeup by Kai. At least you can wipe that shit off.

Would you rather go to a lesbian sleepover with Chris or go dumpster diving with ADF?
 

chimpburgers

Big league
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Lesbian sleepover with Chris

Would you rather eat dinner with Pixyteri or get your nails done by The Fit Vegan Ginger?
 

Motherboard

absolutely disgusting
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Fit vegan ginger. I'll never have dinner with an lolcow.

Would you rather be married to Locria the shit queen, or be trapped in Purplekecleon's harem?
 

chimpburgers

Big league
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Trapped in Purplekecleon's harem despite never reading that thread before and finding Locria too gross for my liking.

Would you rather sit through an accounting lecture taught by Kengle or sleep right next to DSP for an entire night?
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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Fit vegan ginger. I'll never have dinner with an lolcow.

Would you rather be married to Locria the shit queen, or be trapped in Purplekecleon's harem?

Purplekecleon's harem. Blech.

Would you rather be confined in Gitmo and be tortured for information you don't have using an endless loop of Nick Bate's songs, or Hayden Black's jokes?
 

yasscat

yass.
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Hayden Black's jokes.

Would you rather eat one of Fit Vegan Ginger's monstrosities, or sit through a lecture on politics with Kylie Brooks?
 

TheProdigalStunna

I'm not giving back the documents
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Trapped in Purplekecleon's harem despite never reading that thread before and finding Locria too gross for my liking.

Would you rather sit through an accounting lecture taught by Kengle or sleep right next to DSP for an entire night?
Since this was never answered, the accounting lecture by quite a large margin.
Would you rather eat one of Fit Vegan Ginger's monstrosities, or sit through a lecture on politics with Kylie Brooks?
Fit Vegan Ginger's monstrosities

Would you rather fulfill Thursday Lane's fantasies or have tea with Stefonknee Wolscht?
 

Cthulu

Satan's little helper
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I think uuhh,, tea.

Would you give it up to OPL or fig hooves?
 
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