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TwinkieBooBoo

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You what would help? Getting rid of memberships and going back to recorded videos and doing Livestreams occasionally. I forget that would mean putting effort into her "job". We can't have that.
That's all well and good if it all comes from a place of pure laziness (possible)

But I would say there is an element of inability to add to it. She's practically completely immobile so no day trips or walmart visits to vlog and has to sit down to prepare food which people seize on. She's believed to be possibly struggling for money so no hauls/unboxing.

What on earth would she ever vlog about? She doesn't do anything.

Like another post I made earlier today along these lines.. she needs to admit she's boring and has no content or redeeming features but she's so unemployable that she knows she can't quit.
 

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In high school, I actually learned something: no matter what you're for, there's someone against it.

Some liked Amber's shtick, and found her cute and relatable. But most found her to be a dumb, lazy, insufferable cunt. God Bless 'Murica.

The last year, content has been almost exclusively sitting and consuming. Or complaining about health crises of her own making. Becky is right: you're not the same. So, what will you do with that info? Keep going the same direction? Maybe the subs are trying to tell you something.

So close to a breakthrough! Won't happen.
 

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How can she be a victim if she gets rid of the "trolls."

Amber, the queen of fat fishing girlfriends online, getting them to drive several states to pick her fat ass up and bring her back to their house so she can leech off them and their families, moved in with Eric and Rickey at the exact time she was losing her caretaker Destiny and her apartment "for a few days so she could teach him about YT" and then never left. Says she would never let anyone move in with them, except her meth mom because they would have "tons of fun."

She's the ultimate grifter/leech. It's literally all she's done her entire adult life. Too bad for her (but great for us!) that this can end, either in a slow, gut-wrenching slide or rather abruptly, like falling off a cliff. She is prepared for neither.

That's all well and good if it all comes from a place of pure laziness (possible)

But I would say there is an element of inability to add to it. She's practically completely immobile so no day trips or walmart visits to vlog and has to sit down to prepare food which people seize on. She's believed to be possibly struggling for money so no hauls/unboxing
What on earth would she ever vlog about? She doesn't do anything.

Like another post I made earlier today along these lines.. she needs to admit she's boring and has no content or redeeming features but she's so unemployable that she knows she can't quit.

She hates her job, and I would think she would hate any job where she's expected to work or provide some value to customers. She's unqualified for anything but low level jobs like retail or fast food, neither of which she can do because she's too fat. On the white collar side, she's unqualified to do anything at all, even answering phones or data entry, because she can't sit in a chair for any length of time.

So she is stuck on Mt Pillowmanjaro, yammering into her phone about haydur nation and he various health issues because she has no hobbies, no interests, doesn't follow any particular arena closely enough to offer commentary (like politics - she couldn't name KY's two Senators), she doesn't read anything but YA basically, and even when she does her "review", she can't put it in any coherent format, use language beyond "shtooo good", doesn't get any nuances that may exist, and basically sounds like a sixth grader talking about it, so couldn't even transition to being a booktuber.

She ate herself into her current mess, but won't stop eating to get herself out of it, and acts like it's all out of her control when she could so easily fix at least some of it if she weren't a lazy grifter.
 

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TwinkieBooBoo

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she has no hobbies, no interests, doesn't follow any particular arena closely enough to offer commentary (like politics - she couldn't name KY's two Senators)
That's a great point in regards to hobbies and interests. I didn't even think of that. I suppose she's completely in the dark about anything current-affairs related unless it's a story as big as Covid or Trump.

Even a section on her channel dedicated to Conspiracy Theories would be more interesting than what she does now. But that'd take the considerable effort that we have already ruled out from Hamber.
 

Preview Pain

You Can't Nig-nag the Zig-zag
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One second crying. The next laughing. The next sucking her own dick about how bad she feels for herself. Talking in circles about the same thing over and over.

Damn girl. Show us some journals or something. Slap some markers. Damn girl. Shut up with the crocodile tears. Show me that card game. Damn.

My wife, who is not at all skinny, weighs 10 stone, or 140 Lbs. but hey, she's had 3 children and is working to lose a few pounds. It occurred to me that Amber weighs FOUR TIMES what my wife weighs, and is shorter too.
Hello fat wife.
 
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hotcheetospuffs

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My wife, who is not at all skinny, weighs 10 stone, or 140 Lbs. but hey, she's had 3 children and is working to lose a few pounds. It occurred to me that Amber weighs FOUR TIMES what my wife weighs, and is shorter too.
No one here gives a shit if your tubby wife weighs less than Amber. Congrats and lurk moar or go spend time with your retard kids ya newfag britbong idiot.
 

Meygen

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Jesus christ. If you're going to be that lazy with your content, you could at least try not to be a miserable bitch. Or at the very least be open with your viewers about the potentially interesting personal shit going on in your life.

These cows that claim to care about their mental health yet knowingly profit off being a trainwreck are the worst/best.
 

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People would KILL for ALR’s job. It’s far better than retail and “low level” work. I will guarantee you that people would gladly quit their jobs to make what she makes on YT, especially since “low level” jobs are expendable anyway. BUT, I stand by the statement that NOT ONE of those people would want her life.

If ALR wants more views, then she should start talking about Creepshow Art. It’s all the rage.
 

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People would KILL for ALR’s job. It’s far better than retail and “low level” work. I will guarantee you that people would gladly quit their jobs to make what she makes on YT, especially since “low level” jobs are expendable anyway. BUT, I stand by the statement that NOT ONE of those people would want her life.

If ALR wants more views, then she should start talking about Creepshow Art. It’s all the rage.
The only people who support her and find her relatable are or were themselves obese and are glad that Amber is worst than they are or were. Any person that considers Amber's lifestyle as a goal is either delusional or basically insane.
 

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How can she be a victim if she gets rid of the "trolls."

Amber, the queen of fat fishing girlfriends online, getting them to drive several states to pick her fat ass up and bring her back to their house so she can leech off them and their families, moved in with Eric and Rickey at the exact time she was losing her caretaker Destiny and her apartment "for a few days so she could teach him about YT" and then never left. Says she would never let anyone move in with them, except her meth mom because they would have "tons of fun."
Amber moved in with Eric and Ricky because Becky was already living there. She didn't move in to teach Eric about YT.
If ALR wants more views, then she should start talking about Creepshow Art Chantal. It’s all the rage.
FTFY.
She's practically completely immobile so no day trips or walmart visits to vlog and has to sit down to prepare food which people seize on.
That's still not an excuse. She could still film mukbangs where she just runs her mouth while eating takeout or food she already made before turning the camera on. She's just a lazy, entitled fat cunt who expects the shekels to continue rolling in for doing the bare minimum.
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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Someone in her comments said "her content is her lack of content" and I'd have to say that's a good summary of the meta nontent thing she has going on.

She's just too stupid to think up anything other than buying Torrid shit she'll never wear or eating on camera. Hell, she could just do a watch party with her viewer of whatever dumbass crap she watches. Surely there is something on TV she watches to which others would have access as well. I'd say she could do a book discussion, but she has nothing insightful to say in a review. She can't take her viewers on a day around town (minus wommart, target, et al) to see the sites, won't learn to cook non-slop meals that she doesn't boil to death, can't go hiking in the forests or on the mountains, can't go swimming, visit a National Park, volunteer in a soup kitchen, go on a day trip, or anything that relies on her a) leaving the house, b) riding any distance in the car, or b) not being a lazy shitbag,

So, meta nontent is what people get.
 

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