Wrestling -

[Bork Laser]

Lets start this off right

I was gonna call this wrestling fans but wrestling itself also has some semi-lolcows of its own. On the fan side you have assholes like the Green Lantern Fan who are just bad. These are the people who don't understand that this really isn't a sport and while athleticism is good, its mostly about entertainment. They are the people you see constantly bitching about "Pg" WWE and how every match should have blood in it, people should take 50 chair shots to the head, and will absolutely not let ECW die even though its been almost 20 years since the original incarnation went under.

They are very much like 90s kids, in that everything from 1997-2001 was pure gold and everything now is shit. Like the video below. Truly wrestling at its finest

Heres a list of the Green Lantern Fan's shenanigans to see the worst of the worst wrestling fans
http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Green_Lantern_Fan

Now Wrestling itself has a bunch of weirdos and people who can be considered mini lolcows in the business. More recently you can think of Hulk Hogan calling his daughters boyfriend a Nigger.

Others that can be included are Vince Russo, a terrible writer who still thinks Jerry Springer, shock tv works in 2015 and put the WCW belt on himself in WCW in is hometown because he had "no other choice"

Dixie Carter, owner of TNA, fucked up the company bad and only really launched it to try and get herself a reality TV show. She hurt the company so bad they ended up on a no name network owned by the Discovery Channel after years on Spike TV.

Hell even entire companies can be considered fucking weird, again like WCW. The video below is pretty much the standard of what was going near the end of its run.

 

[CatParty]

@Cowlick's wrestling forum posts should go here too

 

[Bork Laser]

@Cowlick's wrestling forum posts should go here too

Their buried so deep in the thread but I'll try to find it. But if I remember correctly @Cowlick role played as a wrestler on one of his forums. Marks do this alot, they'll create E-Feds and live out their fantasies about what wrestling should be with characters who are TRUE and HONEST and in no way ripping off other wrestlers.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Their buried so deep in the thread but I'll try to find it. But if I remember correctly @Cowlick role played as a wrestler on one of his forums. Marks do this alot, they'll create E-Feds and live out their fantasies about what wrestling should be with characters who are TRUE and HONEST and in no way ripping off other wrestlers.

Hahaha I met some of those people on AOL when I was like 10 years old. They kicked me out because I had no idea how serious they were about roleplaying.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Bork Laser]

I don't have a link for this one but Wrestling marks HATE John Cena. I mean HATE him. I've seen people wish him to get hurt and even killed because they think he is destroying a fake sport. Hell go to any wrestling forum, and just take in the amount of hate how one person can get so much hate. Even better defend John Cena by saying he's just like Hulk Hogan or Steve Austin and watch the marks shit their pants in rage as they go into long, autistic tirades about why John Cena is so bad.

 

[Meaty Spaghetti]

I remember watching wrestling alot when i was younger and i never really noticed how batshit insane the 90's wrestling was until i found watch some old vhses I had of WCW and WWF/E, younger me just didn't question it at the time, Me now is like Woah wtf were they smoking, I knew everyone who is in that business is on drugs, didn't know the writers were too. You right on WCW basically turning into a Joke around 1999 to 2001,

 

[HickoryDickory]

What gets me are people who are so autistic that they can't follow a storyline that's been recycled a million times over. And they take it seriously.

It also makes me laugh when there are smarks trying to out smark each other. It's like a girly slap fight where they both lose and everyone else wins.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What gets me are people who are so autistic that they can't follow a storyline that's been recycled a million times over. And they take it seriously.

It also makes me laugh when there are smarks trying to out smark each other. It's like a girly slap fight where they both lose and everyone else wins.

And this is why I don't watch wrestling all that much. Well aside from the small fact that I have no cable.

 

[BatNapalm]

I don't know if the Kayfabe Commentaries shoot interviews still do this, but I stopped watching them when they would not only incorporate questions from fans into the interviews but also videos of said fans asking their questions. It really was just a never-ending parade of mutants stammering like idiots into their webcams or trying to cut promos on the Honky Tonk Man.

You know these are the same people who post vitriol-laced apoplectic rants about John Cena or whateverthefuck every chance they get, but still make it a point to obsess about a show that clearly doesn't appeal to them anymore. Or maybe I just wasn't a fan long enough and bailed before I reached some kind of point of no return.

Also, this is my favorite thing in the history of our sport:

Spoiler: MOTY Every Year

 

[Bork Laser]

"UPDATE* 2011, I made this video back in 2006, yes I do feel the same way lol, I was 17 at the time, I hate cena, always have, always will, its amazing how many of you little fuckers I managed to trick into watching this video, Cena getting his ass kicked is as funny as you little kids defending him, anyway, enjoy :]"

 

[CatParty]

http://wwfoldschool.com/wwf-veteran...allenges-steve-austin-to-1-million-ufc-fight/

“I welcome the (NEW) FB members, I had to BLOCK 32 ignorant WWE backers that simply feel VKM can do no wrong, VKM wants to get rid of the old school that made him a BILLIONAIRE, if VKM could close his eyes and make a wish, the entire 1980’s and 1990’s would be gone.


Hulk Hogan is gone & removed forever, not a trace. Look in the mirrior VKM there is the real RACIST, we have 5 African Americans on our CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT that will testify to this. But I’m so damn pissed on this August 14th, 2015 day it is very hard at age 62 to maintain my composure!…….Here are the facts with the DEATH of LEGEND WRESTLER Rowdy’ RODDY PIPER! Rod on a podcast had a Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonator, he was great! Steve Austin went crazy and told VKM to fire Roddy Piper or Steve Austin would quit, so VKM after 30 years (3) DECADES fires RODDY PIPER, VKM knew RODDY had not been well as of late, this information hits the internet, so it is TRUE, RODDY PIPER dies of an apparent Heart Attack 3 days after he was fired! So VKM goes into cover-up & LIE mode.


So VKM who clearly knows Steve Austin loves beating up on women, I should know he married my first ex-wife Jeanne Clarke, then he married and many times beat then wife Debra McMichael right Steve Austin (DOCUMENTED) well I have an idea Steve and here it is. TRY ME A$$HOLE! UFC 1 minute rds, 1 minute rest to a KO finish! Stand up fists only, there your favorite weapons against women anyway right you women beating piece of $hit! A million dollar winner take all, we both put up a million dollars! With one of the million going to a battered womens shelter! I’m 62 Steve is 51 my knees are gone, a UFC fist fight to a finish SIMPLE!……Not so fast VKM, you allowed this woman beater to be in your company for 20 years, he is also a WWE HOF how the hell is this?……..Roddy to me clearly died over the pure STRESS of being FIRED by you VKM, & over a woman beater that you know full well is, well RODDY has paid the ultimate price for this pure BS!


I take RODDY’s place, cause one thing for sure if you knew Roddy like I did for (33) years he would have come after you Stone Cold and beat your damn a$$, then came after you VKM and went out in style (HIS OWN WAY) but now after Roddy Piper dies, (3) days after crybaby goes EGOMANIAC to you VKM you try to cover it up with a LIE, how corrupt are you, this is the reason the WWF/WWE need a UNION NOW!, fired for nothing after (30) years Vince, he kept you from prison in the Zahorian trial VKM, once again what goes around comes around! The mega million dollar CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT place stronger than ever, every day! I clearly blame you Steve Austin & VKM for the DEATH of RODDY PIPER, & without question if RODDY was here today, he would tell me BILLY KICK BOTH THEIR ASS! Consider it done HOT ROD! Where do yo 2 PUNKS stand fight a MAN or a woman? You’ll have not one choice once the MAINSTREAM MEDIA and PROPAGANDA and WOMANS LIBERATION grab the headlines! This is my answer RODDY, I love you, I miss you, your TRUE FRIEND of 33 years, Billy Jack Haynes PS. You would have done the same for me period!”

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Full disclosure... Wrestling is, to me, a colossal waste of time. I found it mildly amusing in the 80s, then when it got huge in the late 90s and early 2000s, I couldn't STAND how nearly everyone I knew obsessed over it. They had watch parties, they discussed storylines, they mindlessly screamed the STUPID GODDAMN CATCH PHRASES OVER AND OVER. Oh, holy living fuck who writes that shit? I was thrilled when wrestling kind of died down again at the end of the last decade. HATE THAT SHIT.

But you know what? I like comic books and stuff like that. I can really get into that, so I totally see where they're coming from.

So while wrestling fanatics are lolcows to me personally, I want to ask this... serious question, are these people cows in their own right, or just because we have different tastes in entertainment? On one hand, I say enjoy what you like. On the other, I've never gotten into an argument over weather Spider-Man was real or not.

 

[Bork Laser]

 

[Darwin Watterson]

A while back I started a thread on a guy called SeanzViewEnt. It didn't get very many posts in it, I think mainly due to most of his really crazy behavior being deleted from the net. But he's a batshit insane John Cena fanboy who posts misleading YouTube videos in order to get views for himself. He makes wild claims, which he never provides sources for, but that's not the reason I made the thread on him. A couple of years ago, he'd act extremely unhinged in his videos, and would often film erratic behavior which he'd later claim was for "storyline" purposes. These antics included him acting paranoid while going around his house and filming all the entrances (because someone claimed that they were going to come to his house and beat him up or something), pretending to have been assaulted by a group of people (complete with crutches and makeup to give the appearance of a black eye), lying to his subscribers that he was going to be kicked out of his house, then later denying that he ever did such a thing, and exposing his penis on YouTube. Unfortunately, all of these videos are deleted (though a censored version of the penis video can still be found), and much of Sean's content is pretty boring these days.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

This lady's funny. She thinks wrestling is a sport and you better not disrespect her or else.

https://my.mixtape.moe/jldwgs.mp4

https://my.mixtape.moe/quzllc.mp4

 

[Jazz never died!]

The greatest promo in the history of Wrastling

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

what a shit OP this thread has