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KiwiFarms: The Return Of @Mikemikev
I am writing this novel because I am a fan of KiwiFarms. However its become clear to me that the creators of it have got some things wrong and clearly don't care about making it good. I am talking mostly of "the problem" with @Mikemikev and @Tempest.
This fic is my attempt to correct that.
By supporting this fic I hope to get a group of elite KiwiFarms writers working with this new canon and to establish this as the truth of what actually happened. Hopefully the original creators will see the demand and make this official.
If you wish to join my new canon, feel free to write your own story but you must submit it to me for approval. You can use my email ;
You can also send constructive reviews there, but no petty criticisms. If I get motivations muddled,its because my cat distracted me.
Also, if you don't like my story you don't have to have read it.
Anyway, and now on with the real story of how things actually happened;
Everyone who looked could see there was a undeniably, ravenous animal attraction between @Gym Leader Elesa and @Ntwadumela.
No one could deny it.
No one except @Ntwadumela and @Gym Leader Elesa, that is.
They seemed blissfully unaware of their attraction to each-other. Unaware of their boundless uncontrollable lust.
Every time they met they didn't show it, but everyone knew. Everyone knew what was really going on between them.
A war of naughty thoughts.
And everyone knew that it was a unsuitable situation. No one wanted to be dragged into that war.
Something had to be done.
This is the definitive story of our hero and how they found the creepy Autistic Stone.
In the middle of all this, finally, @Tempest could stand it no longer.
He found @Gym Leader Elesa, and pulled them to one side
"Thats it! its ruining the team. Its clear you cant function while @Ntwadumela is around!"
"What no! I am fine."
"No. Its very clear. You need to have some 'special adult time' with them"
Everyone else in the room nodded at this.
"But having some 'special adult time' with @Ntwadumela...isn't that..umm...wrong?"
"Oh, sure, its wrong. Very very wrong.
But just because somethings wrong doesn't mean it shouldn't happen does it?"
"No, I suppose not"
@Gym Leader Elesa wondered off thinking of the 'special adult times'....how will she introduce the idea to @Ntwadumela? and would they accept it?
My name is Angelique and this is my story.
A year ago got a job working for Green Lantern Corps. I am just a intern, but already I am fitting in like "one of the boys" (I am a girl though!)
In fact my boss, Steve, has taken a real shine to me and has said he will let me play around with one of Green Lantern Corpss big things.
I cant wait!
Despite working at Green Lantern Corps, I am also friends with @Tempest and most of his entendrege. I know @Tempest and @Gym Leader Elesa and @DrainRedRain and @FataBataRang and @Ntwadumela. I met them all awhile ago in my backstory and these days I had known them awhile.
I call on them for help quite often.
By co-incidence, this was one of those times!
"Hay Angelique we need the help of you and the Green Lantern Corps again"
"Sure thing @Tempest my man you know you can count on the Green Lantern Corps!"
After that I put down the phone and started telling everyone else whats up.
"Ok, gang" I said to the rest of Green Lantern Corps.
"@Tempest has asked for our help. It seems MPAA is upto their old tricks, and we are the best people to take them down!"
"They are after the Autistic Stone, but we have to get there first else we are all doomed to a hellish futurpoclypse!"
"What do we do?" said Green Lantern Corps
"That's easy. We do what the Green Lantern Corps always does - fight evil"
When it came to assemble the team tomorrow I knew just who to pick.
"@Tempest"! I said.
(@Tempest had started working here recently, as he had a change of heart recently and decided it was their true calling)
"Hay, Angelique" said @Tempest
"Thanks for picking me!"
"No problem" I replied. @Tempest was the obvious choice for this job
I then told the team to assemble in the planning room so we could plan the mission.
We were in the main planning room, there was a huge whiteboard, a projector, a screen, holograms and a blackboard.
This was the room where Green Lantern Corps planned stuff.
Much of the good work we did started here.
Like the time we defeated @Mikemikev and converted him to good and made him work for us.
Or the time we saved the world from that rogue planet.
Or the time we saved Christmas.
I got out my pen and paper and started discussing the plan.
"I have been doing research and stuff in our database library. The Autistic Stone is hidden inside Kolkata"
"Ahh...it makes so much sense! Why didn't we think of it before!" said @Tempest
"The clues where written in a ancient language"
"oh, right, of course"
"Now what?" said @Gym Leader Elesa
"Now we leave for Kolkata!"
With that we all got onto the Green Lantern Corps Scooter and flue to the distant city of Kolkata!
@Gym Leader Elesa finally found a moment to pull @Ntwadumela away from the others, to have a private moment.
"@Gym Leader Elesa we have to do it"
"I know, my team told me as well. Apparently our feelings are causing problems for everyone else."
"So we are agreed? We finally let our feelings out of their cages of repression they have been caged in all this time?"
"Yes. For the team"
@Gym Leader Elesa leapt on @Ntwadumela at that moment.and......''special adult times'' happened. A lot. At least 12 times.
Nearby the others occasionally heard screams. But politely ignored it.
This had been coming far too long to ruin it now - and this team bonding was very much needed.
Once we got there we found our worst fears had already come to pass;
MPAA was already there. MPAA petrol's were all over the city, searching in every hut and hanger.
"They are looking for the Autistic Stone!" said Steve.
"We have to beat them too it!"
We began sneakily and stealthy running around the city. Unlike MPAA, we had more information about where to look.
After a period of time looking, and with Tempests help we found it before them.
"There is it is! At least!" I said, pointing to the Autistic Stone hidden by a weird condo.
"So it is" said Steve, suddenly grinning.
"I guess then this charade is over!"
Steve pulled of his mask and suddenly his face was Mikemikevs!
I stood gobsmacked in the face.
"Yes, that's right Angelique & @Tempest, it was me all along I, @Mikemikev was Steve the whole time!"
"I don't understand" said @Tempest. "Why?"
"That's easy. I knew I could never find the Autistic Stone without your help, and I knew you would never help me. So I became CEO of Green Lantern Corps, and employed Angelique. After that it was simply a mater of earning your respect, creating a threat and waiting for you to call @Tempest"
"creating a threat? You mean MPAA? "
"Yes, that's right! MPAA is just a bunch of actors I hired. It was all a elaborate set up to make you lead me to the Autistic Stone"
"gosh, how could we have been so foolish" said @Tempest.
I was frozen still. My life had been a lie. I had believed in the Green Lantern Corps. Believed in what it stood for. Believed in the good work we had did. But it was a lie. It was all a front. It was all @Mikemikev all along.
I pressed though the pain though. Maybe Green Lantern Corps was a lie, but that didn't mean what its cause was meaningless. It didn't mean I had to surrender, to give up..
"No. I fight for Green Lantern Corps and I will never give up. Regardless of you.."Steve" " (I said that last part sarcastically).
"That's right" said @Tempest. "You might have fooled us. Made our lives a lie and stood in front of our nose the whole time, but you can never take away our spirit"
"you foolish fools. You are already defeated" said @Mikemikev
"I had a whole army at my command!"
Just then we were surrounded.
We were about to give up again when I remembered something.
"You can't fool us again @Mikemikev! These people are just actors!"
With that me and @Tempest started punching and kicking them, using our Magic when needed.
As they were actors they were easy to take out, leaving just @Mikemikev.
"Nooooo...my fake army...."
"And now its time for you!"
In perfect syncro-heroism me and @Tempest leapt at "steve", pulling of a massive Magic karate-chop combo.
"Arg..." said @Mikemikev as he ran towards the Autistic Stone.
But we did it again and again till he fell unconscious. He was just a few meters from the Autistic Stone,it had been a close call.
"We won...but now what?" said @Tempest.
I looked around at our devastated lives.
"Only one choice. We rebuild Green Lantern Corps and repair the years of damage it was secretly doing to this world"
It seems Angelique is my OC/Mary Sue lol!