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NeverHappened

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Volumn 2
Continued from Volume 1

At the Wedding @autisticdragonkin and @Shavesheep got married. ADK then perform his biological imperative and got Ms DragonKin pregnant. They had a daughter who looked like the girl from Kobayashi the Maid Dragon. Everyone agreed that their daughter was very cute. Even Null.

But then Autphag broke through the roof and landed on the church floor crashing the wedding. He had a purple god aura. "Finally, now that all the Kiwis are in one place, I can get my revenge," it said. Then the purple god aura disappeared. "Fuc I didn't think this far ahead," it said.

"Well I have stone that can trap all the Kiwis on Autism Planet where autists have ironic superpowers," @S-chan said.

"Yes, do that!" @Autphag said.

@S-chan threw a black oval stone at the school ceiling and it created a wormhole sucking everyone except Authpag away from the wedding and onto... AUTISM PLANET

Austim Planet - 3:20 PM

"Now that we kiwis and trapped in a survival situation where we have to build society to fight autist warlords with ironic superpowers, that makes me the leader," Null said.

"I rather have @Cosmos be our leader," @S-chan said.

"Yes, we agree," everyone said.

"Fine, I'll be your leader. I'll do what is best for all of us Kiwis that Autphag trapped here." @Cosmos said sounding leaderly.

"Nooo!" Null said sounding unleaderly. How he wish he still had his german spiky helmet.

"Hey, what if were on that puzzle continent I made in MS paint?" @NeverHappened siad

"No one cares Neverhappened."
Neverhappened was dejected.
 
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Chapter 3: The First Evening

As the kiwis looked onto the lowing sun onto a technicolor jungle. Autism planet was truly a beautiful sight for the moment. While everyone agreed it was best described as a Pandora from Avatar ripoff with some garish yellow plants in the mix, many feel that they didn't yet want to go home. Everyone, except Cosmos, S-Chan, and Neverhappened who were counting all the kiwis in the opening. It was b

"I got about 350." @NeverHappened announced.

"exactly 314 in my section," S-Chan said.

"393," Cosmos said. "Do you have a margin of error?"

"Uhhh, twentyish?" Neverhappened said.

"Twentyish. I though you'd be more precise when talking a census," Cosmos said

"Hey, I spent the last three days looking through Wikipedia for stuff that would happen to be useful in a Isekai situation where there the opportunity to free villages from oppression while bringing civilization to the iron age," Neverhappened said. "I also binged played No-Man's-sky, Rimworld, Minecraft Terrafirmacraft, and Ark. I'm was slightly overdue on a library book called Useful Chemicals and How to Make Them From Nature and have one call Hypothetical Alien Biochemistries on pickup. If this happened one day later, I would be even more useful.

"But any chance can you tie knots?" Cosmos asked. Neverhappened held up the scout's honor handsign.

"Okay, you can through together a small scouting party to spot any potential resources, hazard, and anything else you find relevant," Cosmos said.

"People are going to complain about food." S-chan said. "Chances are, we aren't all going to survive. Not everyone can be fed. Those who complain first can be poison testers."

"Cold- but the most advantageous course of action. We can't even test Terran livestock, although I don't expect a world called Autism Planet to have cyanide in every fruit.
Neverhappened said. "Anyways, I know exactly the right people."

SUBMIT OCs(yourselves) PLEASE
 
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@Pokemonquistador, @Your Weird Fetish, and @Y2K Baby were standing near the edge of the a cliff together staring at the edge of facing a stone tablet. Thunder roared as the last of the sunlight disappeared.

@The Fool laughed as he was tied up on a pole on a barrel overlooking the precipice. "You fuckers don't realize the costs of using The Tablet of Seven Unlimited Wishes do you?"

"Shut up," @Y2K Baby said. "You're inches aways from falling a kilometer you your death, while I'm up here making with the kiwis I hate least. Now hurry the fuck up @Your Weird Fetish!"

The stone current read:
I wish I had a girlfriend who was a 6.
I wish I had a girlfriend who was a 7.

@Your Weird Fetish smiled. "I think I can do much better." He wrote:
I wish I had two girlfriends, one who is a 6, and another that is a 7.

@NeverHappened ran up the mountain and was out of breath. "I suspect that one of the leaders might be an agent working for autograph. Probably a communist as well."

"Should I tell him about our situation," @Pokemonquistador asked?

"Hell no." @Y2K Baby wrote

I wish my girlfriend's breasts were 200% bigger

@The Fool yelled "Have you guy done anything about your impending deaths as human beings yet!?"

@Your Weird Fetish shouted," cover his mouth"

@Y2K ran over to @The Fool nearly knock him off the cliff and covered his mouth. @Pokemonquistador moved in front of the stone and wrote:

I Wish My girlfriends breast were 150% bigger.

"Hah only 150%," @Pokemonquistador said. "Now I get to judge you and endlessly mock you @Y2K Baby! You really so flap to weeb porn. 200% pttf."

"I don't understand whats happening," @NeverHappened said. the wind started to howl.

"We get our shared wish dealing with our mortality next," Y2K yelled from the cliff.

"Yes I know," @Your Weird Fetish yelled. "The best thing about having two girlfriends, is that it allow me to word the format to make a superior wish:

I wish that my 6 out of 10 and 7 out of 10 girlfriends had a 150% larger ass and 120% larger breasts, respectively.

"Best of all worlds," @Your Weird Fetish said. "It's a good thing I remembered the word 'respectively'." and now, for the final wish for the three of us. He scribbled down the last wish. "The wishes are now final!"

The entire sky lit of in lightning. Two tornadoes from in the distance. @Y2K Baby uncovered @The Fool's mouth.

"So they time as come," the fool said. "Once Every Billion of Years, The Tablet of Seven Unlimited Wishes appears in this universe, and then demands the same specific sacrifice and same specific price. There a certain cruelty to that."

"What is the sacrifice!" @Pokemonquistador shouted over the wind.

The wind stopped and @The Fool spoke in a soft, low voice. "You must not murder the ones you hate--

"Is that all. A meager price for even the last wish."

"-We all think that. We are all wrong- but that is not the price, but a limitation of your lives from now on. You must murder someone you are indifferent to."

There was a empty pause. The wind blew. There was an empty. @NeverHappened started to laugh as he read at the tablet.

"Hahahaha" @NeverHappened siad. Everyone could tell it was a fake laugh. "It was never going to happen. Kiwi all hate each other. It's all a reflection of how we think of ourself. Our own souls have judged us, and the universe agrees. None of us deserves a GF with nearly DDs. It essentially a law of physics. You stock, and harass, and you call it shitposting. You've failed. Are those tears, @Y2K Baby?"

"They're not for himself," @The Fool said.

"I'm never going to murder @The Fool." @Y2K Baby said tragically. He grabbed @NeverHappened's wrist and @Your Weird Fetish grabbed other wrist.

"No," Neverhappened said, " I can't had made that little of an impact on everyone."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXESYfjMGqc

The sprawled out body of @NeverHappened laid across the ground below. It was raining.

"Hmmm," @The Fool said. "I expected the fall to be quicker and his limbs to spread out more. Autism Planet must have lower surface gravity than Earth. I'm sure someone has an exact value by now. It is Autism Planet after all.

The Tablet of Seven Unlimited Wishes raised slowly to the heavens.

I wish our lifespans will be increased by 2 years, divided evenly between us.


 

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I've noticed many of you are quite creative in your writings. One of my talents is writing. If I were to create a short fanfiction, right on the spot, it would go:

One of us comes across many well written scientific publications of another but in this fantasy, the son of a bitch has actually provided detailed sourcing for their statements.
 
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i wrote a fan sonnet

With much disgrace I shall admit to you
That my wretched heart yearns ever strong
With strokes of colour of brilliant hue
Wild heat of a distant star's cruel song

What love I feel for this stranger afar
Whose posts dance with whimsy upon my mind
A heart boils in that most hellish star
And whispers to me in words so unkind

For how long I'll last, I shall never know
I pray he bids my soul a shy fondness
Most true and honest of all men will show
The light I crave so dearly to possess

And eternal will my sides be with him
My one truest love is Piga Dgrifm
 

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@Lazybird8654 was enjoying a nice cup of tea, when suddenly a white knight of pkrussl's jumped out at him, causing his tea to be spilled (literally).
"WHAT THE FUCK???" lazybird yelled.
"YOU'RE HATING ON PKRUSSL WHEN HE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!11!" the white knight angerly replied.
the white knight suddenly got a notification on her phone. she checked it, and it was a new video by pkrussl featuring her own animation she submitted to him. pkrussl was mean about the animation as usual, causing the white knight to go into a fit of rage.
"OH MY GOD, PKRUSSL IS SO MEAN!!!1!!!" she yelled.
the white knight stormed off. lazybird shrugged it off and went to the local gas station to get a slushie or something. i don't really know what he got to be honest.
 
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This is a revenge story written by Jacob Harrison

Make a post on fqa.digibase.ca under the section Creative Outlets and copy and paste this there.



This is a story that Jacob Harrison wrote as revenge on Niam for tricking him into making an oink video last summer(not to be confused with the more recent oink video), and revenge on his ex fiancée SweetDee(who changed her username to Louise Belcher) for breaking up with him on Kiwi Farms as shown here. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-need-to-stop-art-vandelay.52696/ This story is humiliating to both Niam and SweetDee.



“SweetDee was a ho. She travelled all around finding people to fuck for money. In June 2018, a friend of hers said that if she goes to a certain gym in California, she will find a big muscular man there.



“How do you know this man?” SweetDee asked her friend.



“We are both members of the forums of Fundies Say The Darnedest Things.”



“I heard of that site. That is the site that is famous for the Arch Bishop of New Camelot, Jacob Harrison contributing there trying to convert people to Catholicism, claiming that the city of New Camelot was planted by angels from heaven, while we atheists know that it was most likely aliens who did it. So you have spoken with him there?”



“Yes. I have a master plan to kidnap him and bring him to justice. You can tell this man after you have sex with him to come to my house where he can be involved in the plan.



So SweetDee went to the gym in California and saw a big muscular man there lifting weights. That man was Niam. He despised Jacob Harrison for what happened to America.



While the governments of England, and Ireland were infiltrated by John Gavin’s society(which Jacob Harrison became the Grand Master of after John Gavin’s death) to restore the true heir to the Kingdoms of England and the Lordship of Ireland, Ireland required a referendum for amending the constitution and the Irish would never vote for a return to monarchy.

Therefore, in 2015 the infiltrated Irish government surrendered to the infiltrated governments of England and France to make Ireland part of the united Europan Kingdom.



However the other European nations opposed the invasion of Ireland which caused a European wide war.



President Obama and the US government also decided to intervene in the war. The War became World War III. As a result, the Europan Kingdom bombed Washington DC including the White House, Pentagon, and Capitol causing a collapse of the US government.



The Europan Kingdom decided against military occupation of the US since they were focused on Wars in Europe and made a ceasefire with the US government remnants, warning them that if they continued fighting, they would occupy the country and install Donald Trump as a vassal King.



And Jacob Harrison posted on the forums saying that the Europan Kingdom’s victory in Europe that made turned the other European nations into vassal Kingdoms and the new city called New Camelot being planted from heaven was proof that Christianity is true. The atheist fools on the forums thought that it was aliens that planted the city on Earth.



SweetDee walked up to Niam.



“Hello sexy man. I will agree to fuck you if you pay me money.”



“Great!” said Niam. “You are very sexy too.”



So she went to Niam’s house. SweetDee had nice sex with Niam. After the sex, she told Niam,



“I am also here to tell you to show up at my friend Lana’s house. She is the user Lana Reverse on the forums and has a plan to kidnap Jacob Harrison.”



“We forums users do not really like Lana because she promotes right wing views while claiming to be a true liberal, but I am willing to work with her against our common enemy Jacob.”



So Niam and SweetDee went to Lana’s house. Lana explained her plan.



“We are going to go to the New Camelot Abbey to capture Jacob Harrison. He will be brought to justice for crimes against America.”



“But Europe has had a huge shortage of fuel that stopped air travel,” said Niam.



“I have a private jet” said Lana. “We will trick him that we converted to Catholicism and that we need to have a meeting on how to infiltrate the American Episcopal Church and make it join the Catholic Church. We will then capture him and bring him to America.”



“But there will be so many guards in the Cathedral New Camelot.”



“I am a sorceress.”



“Yeah right. You are just fucking with us.” said Niam.



She then raised her hand and Niam and he began to choke.



“I find your lack of faith disturbing,” said Lana quoting a line from Darth Vader.



“Release him!” said Sweet Dee.

“Of course,” said Lana as she released him.



So they arranged a meeting with Jacob Harrison and travelled to New Camelot Abbey, a large Church complex.



“Well hello there,” said Jacob Harrison. “I am so glad that you converted to Catholicism and...”

They then grabbed him.



“What are you doing?!” said Jacob.



“Hey!” said the guards. They attempted to stop them but Lana unleashed her power and knocked them out.



“You tricked me!” said Jacob.

“And now you will be brought to a US army base and be at the mercy of the US army remnants,” said Niam.



So they brought him on the plane back to America and delivered him to Fort Lesley McNair in Washington DC. He was locked up in the prison there and they were planning to put him on trial.



Later, Lana came to Jacob’s cell.



“Jacob, I am breaking you out.”



“But you brought me here in the first place,” said Jacob confused.



“It is part of a greater master plan.”

She then used her powers to make the bars break. Niam, SweetDee, and guards came running.



“What are you doing?” said Niam.



“Fulfilling my greater master plan,” she said. Suddenly, she revealed her true demonic form. Her left eye had barely any sclera present and the iris burned red. The guards charged at her but she knocked them down.



“I am Bethicia! The Dynamic Dragon! Chaos Undivided! I can shape shift into many forms both male and female! I serve Lucifer!”



“In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, I command you to leave demon lady!” said Jacob Harrison.

Hearing Jesus’s holy name caused her to shutter. She threw Jacob against the wall causing him to be knocked out.



“I wish that I could do this to Tolpuddle Martyr in Australia but I didn’t have enough time before I had to come here. I therefore could only give him a kiss before killing him. But with you, I can do more.”



She then moved her hand and Niam’s pants and underwear came off. She then tackled Niam and raped him.



“Stop!” said SweetDee. She ran towards them but Bethicia waved her arm and levitated SweetDee as she was raping Niam. She then threw her at a water boiler which broke, causing SweetDee to be boiled alive.



After Bethicia was done raping Niam, she said



“And now, I will explain my master plan. I will bring Jacob back, and leave him in New Camelot. He will reveal that he was captured and held here by the US army remnants. This will cause King Michael to order an invasion of the US. While a good amount of the army will be sailing to the US, it will weaken the Europan Kingdom making it vulnerable to attack. Through human sacrifice, I gain my power to create undead slaves. The worst part is that you are now going to go to Hell, along with SweetDee, as well as Tolpuddle Martyr and Art Vandelay who I murdered in Australia. You should have listened to Jacob and repented.”



She then pressed her hand against Niam’s face and her arm began to glow red, and the skin of Niam’s face began to peel off. Soon his face was nothing but a skeleton. He was dead.



Jacob Harrison woke up in the streets of New Camelot. He was surrounded by Knights.



“Sir Harrison, what happened? You were kidnapped by a sorceress.”



“I was taken to the US, held by US army remnants in a military base, and a demon lady threw me against the wall. That is the last thing I remember,” said Jacob.



“Well this is something important to bring to the King,” said a knight.

So Jacob Harrison went to Quicksilver castle and explained the whole story to King Michael.



“So, there are still US army remnants around. They violated the ceasefire by holding you captive so I order for there to be an invasion of the territory that was once US and for Donald Trump to be installed as the vassal King of America,” ordered King Michael.



Meanwhile Bethicia was in hell laughing as she was watching Tolpuddle Martyr, Art Vandelay, SweetDee, and Niam burn in the fire and get eaten by worms.



Their levels of torment were different due to their different degrees of sin. Art Vandelay was the least of the sinners, and was therefore at the surface of the flames.



Niam and Sweet Dee were just below the surface due to their sexual immorality.



Tolpuddle Martyr was at the bottom of the flames for unlike the others, he was an ex Christian and therefore bore the great sin of apostasy.



Demons were surrounding them chanting “You should have listened to Jacob Harrison!”



Lucifer showed up.



“You have done well. The Europan Kingdom will be weakened and more souls have entered my Kingdom. Now it is time for you to go to Edea Springs. In the meantime, I will have a Japanese god attack New Camelot.”



“Yes my lord.”
 
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WELP! @Jacob Harrison is a freaky freak who is a freak and also @pomme, fucking run. What the fuck?

EDIT2: @Cricket ninja'd me (biotch) and made me post it anyhow with threats of like things torture and other fun events of that nature so shut up and deal with it. 2: Can't word tonight, shut ya face.

See? Look, she made me do it.

Anywho...

TL;DR: some random guy and his revenge story about me because I said like two sentences to him. The crazy clings sometimes, be careful. Also, no idea who Niam is. So, hello, nice to meet you.

Thread that started it all. And I was willing to ignore him and leave him be, but no.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-need-to-stop-art-vandelay.52696/

This is a story that Jacob Harrison wrote as revenge on Niam for tricking him into making an oink video last summer(not to be confused with the more recent oink video), and revenge on his ex fiancée SweetDee(who changed her username to Louise Belcher) for breaking up with him on Kiwi Farms as shown here. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-need-to-stop-art-vandelay.52696/ This story is humiliating to both Niam and SweetDee.



“SweetDee was a ho. She travelled all around finding people to fuck for money. In June 2018, a friend of hers said that if she goes to a certain gym in California, she will find a big muscular man there.



“How do you know this man?” SweetDee asked her friend.



“We are both members of the forums of Fundies Say The Darnedest Things.”



“I heard of that site. That is the site that is famous for the Arch Bishop of New Camelot, Jacob Harrison contributing there trying to convert people to Catholicism, claiming that the city of New Camelot was planted by angels from heaven, while we atheists know that it was most likely aliens who did it. So you have spoken with him there?”



“Yes. I have a master plan to kidnap him and bring him to justice. You can tell this man after you have sex with him to come to my house where he can be involved in the plan.



So SweetDee went to the gym in California and saw a big muscular man there lifting weights. That man was Niam. He despised Jacob Harrison for what happened to America.



While the governments of England, and Ireland were infiltrated by John Gavin’s society(which Jacob Harrison became the Grand Master of after John Gavin’s death) to restore the true heir to the Kingdoms of England and the Lordship of Ireland, Ireland required a referendum for amending the constitution and the Irish would never vote for a return to monarchy.

Therefore, in 2015 the infiltrated Irish government surrendered to the infiltrated governments of England and France to make Ireland part of the united Europan Kingdom.



However the other European nations opposed the invasion of Ireland which caused a European wide war.



President Obama and the US government also decided to intervene in the war. The War became World War III. As a result, the Europan Kingdom bombed Washington DC including the White House, Pentagon, and Capitol causing a collapse of the US government.



The Europan Kingdom decided against military occupation of the US since they were focused on Wars in Europe and made a ceasefire with the US government remnants, warning them that if they continued fighting, they would occupy the country and install Donald Trump as a vassal King.



And Jacob Harrison posted on the forums saying that the Europan Kingdom’s victory in Europe that made turned the other European nations into vassal Kingdoms and the new city called New Camelot being planted from heaven was proof that Christianity is true. The atheist fools on the forums thought that it was aliens that planted the city on Earth.



SweetDee walked up to Niam.



“Hello sexy man. I will agree to fuck you if you pay me money.”



“Great!” said Niam. “You are very sexy too.”



So she went to Niam’s house. SweetDee had nice sex with Niam. After the sex, she told Niam,



“I am also here to tell you to show up at my friend Lana’s house. She is the user Lana Reverse on the forums and has a plan to kidnap Jacob Harrison.”



“We forums users do not really like Lana because she promotes right wing views while claiming to be a true liberal, but I am willing to work with her against our common enemy Jacob.”



So Niam and SweetDee went to Lana’s house. Lana explained her plan.



“We are going to go to the New Camelot Abbey to capture Jacob Harrison. He will be brought to justice for crimes against America.”



“But Europe has had a huge shortage of fuel that stopped air travel,” said Niam.



“I have a private jet” said Lana. “We will trick him that we converted to Catholicism and that we need to have a meeting on how to infiltrate the American Episcopal Church and make it join the Catholic Church. We will then capture him and bring him to America.”



“But there will be so many guards in the Cathedral New Camelot.”



“I am a sorceress.”



“Yeah right. You are just fucking with us.” said Niam.



She then raised her hand and Niam and he began to choke.



“I find your lack of faith disturbing,” said Lana quoting a line from Darth Vader.



“Release him!” said Sweet Dee.

“Of course,” said Lana as she released him.



So they arranged a meeting with Jacob Harrison and travelled to New Camelot Abbey, a large Church complex.



“Well hello there,” said Jacob Harrison. “I am so glad that you converted to Catholicism and...”

They then grabbed him.



“What are you doing?!” said Jacob.



“Hey!” said the guards. They attempted to stop them but Lana unleashed her power and knocked them out.



“You tricked me!” said Jacob.

“And now you will be brought to a US army base and be at the mercy of the US army remnants,” said Niam.



So they brought him on the plane back to America and delivered him to Fort Lesley McNair in Washington DC. He was locked up in the prison there and they were planning to put him on trial.



Later, Lana came to Jacob’s cell.



“Jacob, I am breaking you out.”



“But you brought me here in the first place,” said Jacob confused.



“It is part of a greater master plan.”

She then used her powers to make the bars break. Niam, SweetDee, and guards came running.



“What are you doing?” said Niam.



“Fulfilling my greater master plan,” she said. Suddenly, she revealed her true demonic form. Her left eye had barely any sclera present and the iris burned red. The guards charged at her but she knocked them down.



“I am Bethicia! The Dynamic Dragon! Chaos Undivided! I can shape shift into many forms both male and female! I serve Lucifer!”



“In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, I command you to leave demon lady!” said Jacob Harrison.

Hearing Jesus’s holy name caused her to shutter. She threw Jacob against the wall causing him to be knocked out.



“I wish that I could do this to Tolpuddle Martyr in Australia but I didn’t have enough time before I had to come here. I therefore could only give him a kiss before killing him. But with you, I can do more.”



She then moved her hand and Niam’s pants and underwear came off. She then tackled Niam and raped him.



“Stop!” said SweetDee. She ran towards them but Bethicia waved her arm and levitated SweetDee as she was raping Niam. She then threw her at a water boiler which broke, causing SweetDee to be boiled alive.



After Bethicia was done raping Niam, she said



“And now, I will explain my master plan. I will bring Jacob back, and leave him in New Camelot. He will reveal that he was captured and held here by the US army remnants. This will cause King Michael to order an invasion of the US. While a good amount of the army will be sailing to the US, it will weaken the Europan Kingdom making it vulnerable to attack. Through human sacrifice, I gain my power to create undead slaves. The worst part is that you are now going to go to Hell, along with SweetDee, as well as Tolpuddle Martyr and Art Vandelay who I murdered in Australia. You should have listened to Jacob and repented.”



She then pressed her hand against Niam’s face and her arm began to glow red, and the skin of Niam’s face began to peel off. Soon his face was nothing but a skeleton. He was dead.



Jacob Harrison woke up in the streets of New Camelot. He was surrounded by Knights.



“Sir Harrison, what happened? You were kidnapped by a sorceress.”



“I was taken to the US, held by US army remnants in a military base, and a demon lady threw me against the wall. That is the last thing I remember,” said Jacob.



“Well this is something important to bring to the King,” said a knight.

So Jacob Harrison went to Quicksilver castle and explained the whole story to King Michael.



“So, there are still US army remnants around. They violated the ceasefire by holding you captive so I order for there to be an invasion of the territory that was once US and for Donald Trump to be installed as the vassal King of America,” ordered King Michael.



Meanwhile Bethicia was in hell laughing as she was watching Tolpuddle Martyr, Art Vandelay, SweetDee, and Niam burn in the fire and get eaten by worms.



Their levels of torment were different due to their different degrees of sin. Art Vandelay was the least of the sinners, and was therefore at the surface of the flames.



Niam and Sweet Dee were just below the surface due to their sexual immorality.



Tolpuddle Martyr was at the bottom of the flames for unlike the others, he was an ex Christian and therefore bore the great sin of apostasy.



Demons were surrounding them chanting “You should have listened to Jacob Harrison!”



Lucifer showed up.



“You have done well. The Europan Kingdom will be weakened and more souls have entered my Kingdom. Now it is time for you to go to Edea Springs. In the meantime, I will have a Japanese god attack New Camelot.”



“Yes my lord.”
 
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WELP! @Jacob Harrison is a freaky freak who is a freak and also @pomme, fucking run. What the fuck?

EDIT2: @Cricket ninja'd me (biotch) and made me post it anyhow with threats of like things torture and other fun events of that nature so shut up and deal with it. 2: Can't word tonight, shut ya face.



See? Look, she made me do it.

Anywho...

TL;DR: some random guy and his revenge story about me because I said like two sentences to him. The crazy clings sometimes, be careful. Also, no idea who Niam is. So, hello, nice to meet you.

Thread that started it all. And I was willing to ignore him and leave him be, but no.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-need-to-stop-art-vandelay.52696/
It is revenge on you for breaking up with me. Niam is a user on fqa.digibase.ca who once tricked me into making an oink video in the summer(which is deleted and not to be confused with the newer oink video).

What happened was that I posted about my second cousin's immoral behavior here. http://forums.fstdt.digibase.ca/index.php?topic=7905.0

Niam later claimed that he traveled to Cape Cod and fucked my second cousin. I asked him for proof, and he said that he would give me proof if I make a video oinking for 5 minutes. After I did so, he then said that he was just fucking with me. So I finally got my revenge on him with this story.
 

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WELP! @Jacob Harrison is a freaky freak who is a freak and also @pomme, fucking run. What the fuck?

EDIT2: @Cricket ninja'd me (biotch) and made me post it anyhow with threats of like things torture and other fun events of that nature so shut up and deal with it. 2: Can't word tonight, shut ya face.



See? Look, she made me do it.

Anywho...

TL;DR: some random guy and his revenge story about me because I said like two sentences to him. The crazy clings sometimes, be careful. Also, no idea who Niam is. So, hello, nice to meet you.

Thread that started it all. And I was willing to ignore him and leave him be, but no.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-need-to-stop-art-vandelay.52696/
you're welcome for the leak btw
 
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