Write a poem to the user above you! -

[Monika H.]

Let's try stimulate a bit the sensibilities of the Kiwis and bring out their creative spirits!
Write a little poem about the user above you - every style is accepted, and although it hasn't to be a masterpiece, put some effort in it.

So, let's see what you can come up with!

 

[RG 448]

Oh sweet heinrich,
You post here a lot,
And every single time,
It’s a succesful honeypot

 

[Memeneeto]

There once was a guy called Testaclese
His poetry was really the bestaclese
I hope limericks are fine
I find it hard to rhyme
So i think i'll take a restaclese

 

[Judge Holden]

 

[Tempest]

Above me is judge holden, He has good movie tastes.

 

[Monika H.]

@Judge Holden ,
you call yourself a pig fucker
but I wonder how
you wouldn't molest a mud mucker
you wouldn't be able
you are far too noble
that's what I see,
that's what I know

 

[AnOminous]

Hitler only had one ball.
Goering had two but very small.
@Heinrich Himmler had something simmler.
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

While irony has its bad moments
I'm glad that the remnants of my memory remembers @AnOminous

 

[firestoopscience]

There was once a Fox
With a Grape Juice Box
But ass eaten by vajayjay
It actually TayTay

 

[Okkervils]

@firestoopscience
you don't insult spergs enough
this disappoints me, you miss so much
always posting here
playing silly games

you won't go to hell
if you remain the same

 

[heathercho]

@Okkervils, tits out!
Haiku 4 hentai weeb you
Sucky sucky love

 

[Hell0]

heathercho, heathercho.
probably a big weebercho.
i cant rhyme, but neither can you.
goodbye, thank you.

 

[Tempest]

"I like the yellow, as bright as your hello." said the cat Hell0 when giving a diagnosis to a unfortunate fellow.

 

[Dragon Face]

First, it was peaceful for you,
Then I invade,
Like a windy storm,
Multiple evidence all over the place,
Just to blow everyone's mind off,
Then you become a broken-down farmer barn
Lol.

 

[ES 148]

There once a red-scaled dragon lived
in caves too dark for men to see
They say he browsed the Kiwi Farms
But he didn't
He just screeched at everyone
what a moron lol

 

[Lez]

There once was a kiwi user
Whose icon could cause a seizure
"That isn't a rhyme"
Vrakks said with a whine
And kept it, rather than lose her

 

[Blender]

Lez Lez Lez

Lez Lez
Lez

 

[HY 140]

their name was blender

not the lender or sender

just blender

 

[Meat Pickle]

A stupid bowl cut
On top of Delorean
What is wrong with him?

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

The spike on your hat
Emanates a shine
Not unlike the sun;

If only you were just as bright.