Simple, really. Allow me to begin. The last man on Earth had only one eye. Now he is blind.
Connor Bible Inferior Enfant Terrible kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #1 Simple, really. Allow me to begin. The last man on Earth had only one eye. Now he is blind.
TheAmazingAxolotl Meglio fascista che frocio. True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 Highlight #2 The last woman on earth is ready to repopulate the earth with you. Then she has her period.
Hyperion D E A D True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #3 Donald Trump was elected President, and Connor Bible is his Vice President. conjoined sentences bitches
Donald Trump was elected President, and Connor Bible is his Vice President. conjoined sentences bitches
meatslab Magical, pansexual, non-threatening spokesthing True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #4 I had a dream with Connor in it. He tried to feed me snickerdoodles and hold my hand.
Clown Doll His own Free Bitch Retired Staff kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 Highlight #5 You're an attractive woman. At Chris' Lesbian sleepover, alone.
Doctor Professor Timon Horror Cow Professor kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 Highlight #7 You're walking in the woods. And, suddenly, Shia Labeouf.
Cave Eyes Without A Face kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #8 Molly Ringwald unwinds in her living room. A man is outside.
VLAD I may be but small, but I will die a colossus. True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 Highlight #9 There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death.
There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death.
wheat pasta You're not real! Fuck you! kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #10 I am a furry. My mom just found my browser history.
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M Maruukat kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #12 The finals are tomorrow. I didn't study for a thing last night.
AnOminous each malted milk ball might be their last True & Honest Fan Retired Staff kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 Highlight #13 There was a knock at the door. "Yoo hoo, it's your date, Brianna Wu!"
BOLDYSPICY! ONE MORE COD REJECTED, I AM THE PUFF INSIDE YOU True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #14 The last man on Earth hears a knock on the door. That's where Connor got this idea, as he lacks in originality.
The last man on Earth hears a knock on the door. That's where Connor got this idea, as he lacks in originality.
Oglooger One of few based™ oldfags True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #15 I load up 8chan. Null's NEXT Migration is a success.
lolwut dragon deez nutz, fukkin gottem. True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #16 A guy at school likes me even though I'm retarded. He walks around campus campus describing grisly murder scenes into a hand held recording device.
A guy at school likes me even though I'm retarded. He walks around campus campus describing grisly murder scenes into a hand held recording device.
BOLDYSPICY! ONE MORE COD REJECTED, I AM THE PUFF INSIDE YOU True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #17 The greatest irony? He learned about this prompt from Dear Leader.
Funnybone Needs her password stapled to her forehead True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #18 Pink fresh lemonade. Soo good to the last drop from the glass with class!
Bugaboo I have to kill fast and bullets too slow True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #19 I drink a glass of water. After I chew some mint gum
chimpburgers Big league True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jan 11, 2016 #20 I'm sitting through a sociology lecture and am watching Chris's oestrogel video again. The professor leans over my shoulder and tells me that he has an account here, follows me and recognizes my username.
I'm sitting through a sociology lecture and am watching Chris's oestrogel video again. The professor leans over my shoulder and tells me that he has an account here, follows me and recognizes my username.