Write a scary story in two sentences -


Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
You stretch in your chair to work some kinks out. Pain washes over you and you lose leg function as a loud crack echoes in your room.
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My other car is a STUG
Going to the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone was a mistake. These radiated apartments are all that keep me and the rest of us safe from the horrors that have leaked into reality.

Fat Pikachu

Is your privilege running? You better go check it!
You were sitting with your legs up on the coffee table when your friend tripped. Your legs broke backwards.
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Agent Wet

Cutting is my game
You are login in your twitter account making your 50th tweet today. Someone sent you a private message with a link, you click on the link and you see a thread about some idiot on kiwifarms but you realized it was your thread.
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