Write a scary story in two sentences -


Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
You stroll back home from work to make a refreshing meal. You then remember you only have spam and cheez whiz at home.
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Samuel Belmont

It's like one of my Japanese animes.
"The test results are in, Mr. Kaputnik. Yup, it's definitely a ghost trapped in your colon and no impacted feces, regardless we'll need some tongs."


Trial by Fire! Trial by Fire!
Obama care died today and you're a nigger mooching off of everyone else's hard-earned money. Do the math and get a real job, or else!

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