Write a scary story in two sentences -

Old Major

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The Hardest Thing I`ve Ever done is Admit The Delusion i Believed in was Nothing More Than A Delusion.
Tell Me Now, How Do I Convince My Brothers And Sisters To Give Up God?
 

Damn Near

It's lovely to be here, thank you for having me
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A big mean horse bit me. Later, the doctor told me it was venomous.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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You go off to a summer barbecue to enjoy some summer fun, snatching a burger from a table to munch on before the party realy starts. The taste of blood hits you as the burger gives out a mutilated bull noise, and you then realize that the burger was made by Jack Scalfani, currently gargling a tub of crisco with a mutated tongue, gurgling KEEETOOO amongst snatches of long dead Algonquin languages.
 
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PL 001

Guest
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Ever get that feeling you're being watched?

You are...
 

Shokew

Trial by Fire! Trial by Fire!
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"UGH - What the cringey as fuck hell is this beastiality crap here, m8?"

"It's considered the most honest romantic relationship in some cartoon about frogs and toads and other lizard shit that people on 4/8/whatever-chan are obsessing over right now - lovely, right (*It's not lovely - it's gross and disgusting, I'm sorry and ashamed.)?"
 

Cedric_Eff

No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat.
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The water ran down along side the shower wall, soaking the floors on the bathroom. The dumb inconsiderate whore was showing nothing but a dead gaze that was masked with what could only be described as pure disappointment.
 

BrunoMattei

Vincent Dawn
True & Honest Fan
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The moment of eclipse when the obese corpse of a billionaire overwhelms the fires of a crematorium. The mortician turns a knob to increase the fire and the mass fades from existence.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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You awaken in a strange bed and try to get up, fighting off the men holding you. It is only after you lose all feeling and the ability to breathe by yourself that you realize you were in an ambulance for a bad fall.
 

Shokew

Trial by Fire! Trial by Fire!
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You happily went on stage to do your physical stand-up comedy act one night.
The only reason you're getting any laughs at all is because security tackled, strangled, and beat you half-to-death on-stage when you went for your lighter and said "OK... Time to cleanse this place with righteous fire", which was the only "joke" your whole act consisted of.
 
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