Write a scary story in two sentences -

Shiggy Diggster

hulk is such a yo-yo
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There was a man who ejaculated when he tried to piss and pissed only when he came. Doctors fought to save him, but his bladder ruptured before they could find the plans for the Nazi pedal powered masturbation machine that would have been his Lorenzo's oil.
 

Cedric_Eff

Damn property taxes f**k up everything.
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You turned on the TV to watch Samurai Pizza Cats, but instead you hear “おっとどっこい過去、おっとどっこい未来、
エドロポリスはヒステリー。“

Your face when you realized you’re in Japan.
 

Army Burger

True & Honest Fan
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You groggily stumble out of bed to see what's making the noise in the kitchen. You turn on the lights to see a giant grizzly bear rummaging through the kitchen.
 
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