Write a scary story in two sentences -

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Hey, Grandpa, I'm doing a report for History class. Could you tell me about the sun?

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

You start to watch the new Dick Wolf show, thinking it's going to be like Law and Order. Turns out it's about a wolf that eats dicks.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Could you tell me about the sun?

Reminds me of the SF story, "A Pail of Air".

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

You start to watch the new Dick Wolf show, thinking it's going to be like Law and Order. Turns out it's about a wolf that eats dicks.

I would still watch it just for the pure curiosity around the subject.

 

[The Last Stand]

@Dante Alighieri? @The Last Stand will be your supervisor for the year.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I would still watch it just for the pure curiosity around the subject.

A terrible wail echoed down the Brooklyn alleyway, causing Detective Tutuola to look anxiously to his partner for an explanation.
Sergeant Munch coldly answered the unspoken question: "That, my friend, is the howl of the Dick Wolf"

 

[WinchesterPremium]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

You see Phil, Nick Bate, Saphixy, Charles Clymer, McKinnon, and Morgane Ogre descending on you.
Your only defense is a 5-shot Taurus Judge chambered for .410 mini-shells.

 

[mindlessobserver]

When you see an apple, are you really seeing an apple? Or has your brain been rewired by some unknown power that causes the electrical impulses in your neurons to just tell you it's an apple?

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

All of your senses are processing data correctly, except for sight.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Taking a dump at someone else's house.
There's no paper.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

Am hole. Fuck my neovagina, daddy (♡˙³˙)

 

[Big Ruski]

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

[OvercookedBacon]

You go to the doctor and get ready for your first prostate exam. You feel hands clamp on both your shoulders.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Prisoner Seven,I have a question for you.

Spoiler

Why is Prisoner Six afraid of you?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

The day started with a beautiful sunrise. It ended with the sky suffering a VRAM failure.

 

[The Great Chandler]

A mother walks into to a room, holding a plate with a pleasant batch of chocolate chip cookies were she is met by the stench of sweat, emitting from an obese man sitting before the glowing monitor.

"Everything alright, Joshua?"

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

You're working at a food drive.

Amberlynn Reid appears.

 

[Zelmek]

It was not felt. It was acknowledged.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

An afternoon spent cutting jalapenos. Then I scratched my balls.