Write a scary story in two sentences -

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Am hole? Our hole.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

You're a soldier, returning home after a year's tour in the middle east.
Greeting you at the airport is your five months pregnant wife.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You oversleep until it's dark out.

The grocery store closes soon.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

This suicide booth is temporarily closed due to COVID-19. We care about your safety and will reopen as soon as it is safe to do so.

 

[Adamska]

You get up when the sun's just in the sky. Oh... it's going down.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

He was definitely a nigger: and yet his skin was lightening by the second.

 

[anti SJW]

Election results are in. The Harris/ AOC ticket won the presidency.