Write the Epitaph of the person above you. - (Basically, what you would write on their gravestone.)

[UnKillShredDur]

Definition of epitaph:
a short text honoring a deceased person. Strictly speaking, it refers to text that is inscribed on a tombstone or plaque, but it may also be used in a figurative sense.

 

[Cake Farts]

Rest in fried chicken

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Here lies Cake Farts
Was a disgusting cross dresser

 

[UnKillShredDur]

He died doing what he loved, cross dressing as a (female) furry, and flipping off anyone who disapproved.

 

[LofaSofa]

He never did get to dine on turtle soup

 

[A Welsh Cake]

He guarded us from the school shooters. RIP in Rest.

 

[Rand /pol/]

He tasted good, but that didn't stop the heroin overdose

 

[UnKillShredDur]

He managed to escape the noose, but died of cholera several weeks later.

 

[Postal Dude]

What epitaph? Buried in an unmarked grave, by Vordrak.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

There goes the neighborhood.

 

[jewelry investor]

Got run over in his quest to die of aids.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Born a Jew, died a king.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

We finally stated his number was up.

 

[jewelry investor]

Wanted mayo, got drowned in pussy instead.

 

[ES 148]

Here lies a Hunter of the Jew
Who carried 'round a gun or two
He'd always at the safety scoff
And so he lies with head clean off

 

[jewelry investor]

Was an avid bath salt connoisseur

 

[Paralethal]

Died doing what he loved.

 

[Apocalypso]

Beefcake Forever

 

[jewelry investor]

Was already born a skeleton. Birth 1989 5/7 Death 1989 5/7

 

[Coconut Gun]

Died as he lived: Getting fucked by horses.