WTF is With Phil's Hand? -

[Thetan]

So, while watching this video I noticed that Phil's hand (which incidentally is the one where he got the new handcuffs tat ) looks abnormally large (swollen maybe?). Is it me, or does anyone else see this?

Also, for some reason, he's covering his mouth while speaking in the video. Did someone finally give him a well-deserved punch in the mouth?

(Sorry if this has already been posted. I checked the thread and couldn't find a mention of it.)

The video:

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

His body must be running out of places to store all his fat.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I think diabetes causes swelling.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

His hand isn't swollen, he's just a fat fuck. And he's been covering his mouth a lot recently because he has rat teeth.

 

[Null]

Yeah you're right. It looks like he's wearing a fucking flesh colored ovenmitt.

 

[female heavy]

His hand isn't swollen, he's just a fat fuck. And he's been covering his mouth a lot recently because he has rat teeth.

And beard stubble.

 

[Bassomatic]

He's got more blubber on his hand than most people have in beer bellies.

 

[Hyperion]

He looks like a fucking oompa loompa. He probably hurt his hand making candy for Willy Wonka.

 

[Dr. Meme]

probably all his semen got soaked in there from fapping to yaoi paddle porn

 

[Thetan]

His hand isn't swollen, he's just a fat fuck. And he's been covering his mouth a lot recently because he has rat teeth.

I looked for other pictures for reference. His hand looks puffy to me (then again, it was a long day at work and I'm tired). I know that Phil is a disgusting fat fuck, I just don't remember his hands being that fat.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

202 pounds.

Totally.

 

[female heavy]

Is that the same wrist he got the brace for? It might explain the swelling.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

His hand looks like it belongs to a TF2 character model

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/philhand-png.49966/

 

[AnimuGinger]

Uncontrolled diabetes can cause issues with peripheral tissue perfusion. Add in lots of fat, and you have yourself systemic and/or peripheral edema. Usually the legs are worse.

Swelling like this also happens in shock. But he wouldn't be posting shit if he was in systemic shock.

The possibilities are nearly endless.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

Is that the same wrist he got the brace for? It might explain the swelling.

Nope, that's his left, check the brace pic, it's a right-handed brace.

Dat hand is FUKKED. Go, beetus, go.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I find it funny he's self-conscious about his teeth when the rest of him is a fucking train wreck he paid to have done.

Also that hand keeps reminding me of something...

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

His teeth are probably a lovely shade of Idaho potato

 

[The Dude]

Morbid obesity coupled with swelling from untreated diabetes. Who wants to start a pool on whether he loses his feet or hands first?

 

[Coldgrip]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/philhand-png.49966/

Christ almighty, he looks wretched. How is it possible for him to look strung-out and so damn fat at the same time?

As others have said, could be some sort of edema coupled with the 'beetus, but I think it might just be fat. Considering what a porker he is and coupled with his sedentary lifestyle I think it's the most likely answer.

 

[Zvantastika]

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