Wuhan Coronavirus: Con-artists Megathread - One stop shopping for those who want to spend $100 on a bottle of rubbing alcohol

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Pee Cola

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Aussie would-be WuFlu entrepreneur is now stuck with around 10,000 dollarydoos (USD $6k) worth of hand sanitiser and TP shut him down. The best part is that the supermarket he raided to stock his hoard told him to get fucked when he tried return said hand sanitiser and TP for a refund.


Added bonus: Video of said supermarket's head honcho telling the alleged hoarder to get bent (starts at 5:30).

 
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Ellesse_warrior

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Aussie would-be WuFlu entrepreneur is now stuck with around 10,000 dollarydoos (USD $6k) worth of hand sanitiser and TP shut him down. The best part is that the supermarket he raided to stock his hoard told him to get fucked when he tried return said hand sanitiser and TP for a refund.


Added bonus: Video of said supermarket's head honcho telling the alleged hoarder to get bent (starts at 5:30).

 

LegoTugboat

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IRAN HAS INVENTED A CORONAVIRUS DETECTION THING!


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Here's Major General Salami proudly waving it around. It creates a magnetic field of 100 metres which can pinpoint a virus in five seconds, with 80% accuracy.

They expect to sell it to dozens of countries, and might even sell to America if sanctions are lifted.
But that's not the con. The hilarious part is that it looks really really similar to this high-tech piece of equipment.


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This is a fake bomb detector sold by James McCormick, who was jailed in 2013. It uses such sophisticated detection equipment like a golf ball finder, stickers, a brass plate, and a jar to find bombs.

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The stickers pictured there absorb the vapours of the substance from the jar, which are then placed onto a card and inserted into the machine. You then point the antenna at whatever you're looking at, and it... detects the... vapours of the bomb?
 

WD-40

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A doctor is arrested for selling a "COVID-19 treatment" package for $4,000. The pack included Xanax, azithromycin, and hydroxychloroquine and claimed to render someone immune for 6 weeks.

The FTC report that Americans lost over $13 million from COVID-19 scams.
Excerpt said:
The FTC has compiled the data into an easily digestible infographic, which is updated regularly. At the time of writing, the total fraud losses since the start of this year amount to US$13.13 million, with a reported median loss of US$568.

The crime that was reported the most was the rather broad category of fraud with 9,634 complaints, with 46.4% of them reporting a loss. It’s safe to say that the official figures don’t paint the whole picture, however, as many scams go unreported.
Link to the FTC document
 

MediocreMilt

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A doctor is arrested for selling a "COVID-19 treatment" package for $4,000. The pack included Xanax, azithromycin, and hydroxychloroquine and claimed to render someone immune for 6 weeks.

The FTC report that Americans lost over $13 million from COVID-19 scams.

Link to the FTC document
Xanax? Sign me the FUCK up fam/s
I'll bet you this is a case of cheap chloroquine + cheap azithromycin + xanax at markup... doc's using the pandemic to disguise being a drug dealer, by packing other shit in with benzos.
 

Stoneheart

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A doctor is arrested for selling a "COVID-19 treatment" package for $4,000. The pack included Xanax, azithromycin, and hydroxychloroquine and claimed to render someone immune for 6 weeks.
No Pervitin? i heared it makes you immune to everything for a couple of hours everytime you take it.
 

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