Since the Delta is an Indian strain, we should give a clearer category assignments
Delta = Jalfrezi strain
Delta plus = Madras strain
Then have room for ++ (Vindallo) and +++ (Phall)
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I can tell you right now that adverse effects are being grossly underreported in Canada at the very least. Not so much because of any grand conspiracy, but because if it doesn't happen within the 15 minutes of getting the jab you have to trust that it will be reported by whoever is staffing the emergency room at the time, and with how overrun they are on a good day you can bet that the few who can even figure out how to use the ridiculously unintuitive provincial covax database for adverse effect reporting will ever have the time to do so, if the patient thinks to mention getting the jab which many don't, and I can tell you that in many many cases it's not getting done. I can also tell you that the government claiming the "rare" blood clots only affected 28 people in the country are fucking balls-out liars whether they know it or not. There's also the not-so-few who will deliberately ignore the possibility ill effects are vax related because they think it's immoral to "slander" the almighty vaccine and potentially turn people off from it, but people who are expected to give dozens of jabs a day just don't have the training or time to follow up so I don't think it's (mostly) malicious.
The government changes their guidelines determining who gets the jab and when literally almost every fucking day so in addition to huge wastage (tax dollars down the shitter is expected at this point) they're barely even pretending they're doing this based on what is safe/effective but based on what kind of supply their incompetent asses have managed to scrounge up that week and how fast they can get it into arms. Places are still offering second doses of AZ on the down low but most with one AZ dose are being recommended to mix and match at their leisure (as is everyone if their first dose vax is unavailable at the time) with the impeccable scientific evidence consisting of "uhh idk it's probably fine."
Trudeau recently announced the creation of a federal vaccine injury program though so no worries, Daddy Government will bill the cost of your shitty decisions to the taxpayer as usual. This is such an embarrassing clusterfuck.
All the penicillin-resistant bacteria are the fault of the people who weren't prescribed penicillin.
This is how evolution works now.
Wait until Disney buys Pfizer so we can all get the Star Wars or MCU Vax!
I am now imagining seeing someone with a Band-Aid saying "I Got The Lion King Sting!" and I wish for the death of the universe.
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So, some guy was arrested outside of Doug Ford's house today for waving a knife around and screaming threats at him. Many of my fellow leafs are publicly condemning this brand of "violent extremism," but I suspect that a lot of them, deep down, think that this is exactly what that fat fuck deserves. This man has been pushing around his citizens for an entire year, and he's finally getting a direct taste of what happens when you push people too far. Sometimes, a reasonable man must resort to unreasonable measures. In Minecraft, obviously, for any Leafy Feds reading this. This sort of thing, I suspect, is going to start happening more frequently, as more and more of my fellow Ontarians feel like dogs backed in a corner, desperate for a way out, and finally lashing out at the man directly responsible for their misery
So who put the bets on infinities variants? I was hoping since it seems places across the board were slowly but surely opening up.
But then they go to (((shut it down))) with another made up variant. Enjoy the return of the cuck muzzle?
But then they go to (((shut it down))) with another made up variant. Enjoy the return of the cuck muzzle?
"lol" said I, the Masshole - "lmao." Didn't get jabbed and getting a little bit of smug satisfaction out of this.
Not sure which I'm more concerned about, the next dumbass Covid-related thing or the power grids going down. Either way I'd better stock up on candles and shelf-stable food.
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This is definitely gonna happen. "Okay, guys! This is the variant that's going to kill us all!" A few weeks go by, nothing major happens, and everyone forgets about that variant. Then the talking heads on the television return and say, "oh, you thought that last variant was bad? No, no, that was child's play. This variant is the really deadly one!" And then a couple weeks go by, every one forgets about the variant, and the talking heads appear again...
My sister's coworker vomited immediately after getting the COVID shot.
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Probably not anything to do with the contents of the vaccine, unless it was an allergic reaction. Any injection can cause a nervous or psychosomatic response. Or possibly you don't literally mean "immediately".
Lol just one more month of covid restrictions announced on the day they were supposed to expire. Sure sure this time they mean it! lol Brits need to take back their fucking country or it'll never end
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Some Brits took over part of their country a while back and it was great for a couple hundred years, even a bit longer. There are other threads about what happened after those couple hundred years, but I wish the Brits all the best!
Seeing all of these centralized republics fuck over their citizens really makes me appreciate how much power the states still have in the US. Not enough, but hopefully growing soon
And they'll keep pushing it and then they will be surprised when no one listens to them.
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I was just telling the Brits that there’s precedent for a couple hundred years of good times.Seeing all of these centralized republics fuck over their citizens really makes me appreciate how much power the states still have in the US. Not enough, but hopefully growing soon
I was one of those leafs that laughed my ass off when I heard about it. No sympathy for that fat piece of shit. I only feel disappointed the knife weilder didn’t succeed (in minecraft of course)
Should have replied that it was your first solution and the final one was suicide.
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just nuke the UK already. everyone in the UK is either a faggot who wants the death penalty for reporting muslim rape gangs or leaving the house without a vaxx microchip passport or a faggot who wants the death penalty for not being straight married by 20 or speaking out against white supremacy or supporting anything they consider degenerate
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This is not just fucking pneumonia. It is everything but the kitchen sink. Lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, brain, blood vessels, testes. It affects them all.
