Wupocalypse: Our dankest hour or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb -

[Tookie]

It seems unlikely Eli was able to piece together anything resembling an actual bomb, and if he did get arrested with explosives there would probably have been a news report by now about the stoner dumbass apprehended by border patrol on his way to attack Ontario. He's probably still up there with his dad and going incogneato as part of a deep cover false flag disinfo campaign.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I have an intense desire to envelop all of Deagle Nation in pure THC fog of Semper Fidelis in the trials and tribulations of the Commander in his struggle against the Wupocalypse.

 

[Skeletor]

There's no doubt Eli brought "Da Bomb" up north.

 

[Smutley]

Apparently Jace was getting 9/11'd on twitter and stormed off, but not before leaving one of the best tweets.


BINDERS FULL OF IP ADDRESSES

 

[waffle]

Eli tried to bring "homemade bombs" into Canada? I hope he's not getting butt fucked by a moose in the Canada clink...

 

[XYZpdq]

Eli tried to bring "homemade bombs" into Canada? I hope he's not getting butt fucked by a moose in the Canada clink...

Eli and the moose escape when islams blow up the wall of their jail to bust out some isis jihadis, and the unlikely pair must make a journey across an unforgiving landscape, reaching for the freedom of America.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If there's any truth to the part about Eli having bomb-like materials, I kind of feel sorry for his fag dad for getting caught up in this nonsense when he just wanted a quick trip to Canada.

 

[Shugo]

Tyce has been in a lot of art Jace has shown off (the Christmas banner for instance). Tyce is not currently part of DN. I bet the bombs are firecrackers.

I'm pretty sure Jace doesn't make this artwork, fans do and just send it in.

 

[Boundman]

Godspeed, Eli - with the commander doubling up his video efforts, there's no doubt we will take out the Dastardly Dickgirl. Semper Fidelis to all are armed forces, and may your Deagle's aim be straighter than a good American citizen.

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

To those back on the first page wondering about Tyce being in the banner, someone asked him about it on twitter last night.

 

[Danzou]

Deagle Nation: Strange. Funny. Heartrending.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Tyce needs Jace and not the other way around.

#STANDWITHSTRYKER

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Artist's deception of the "bombs" Eli brought:

 

[moonman1488]

 

[wagglyplacebo]

It's nice to see that WOPdad is willing to help the commander out in his time of need.

 

[XYZpdq]

lol there was no restraining order?
Those false flag attacks will never work on the commander!

 

[Danzou]

Weird that Tyce's dad would help Jace out (or even talk to him), considering Tyce doesn't live with him anymore. Makes me wonder if he saw Jace as a good influence on his son, or maybe he'd caught wind of this Wupocalypse stuff and was motivated againt Brianna. I don't know, the way I was picturing it from the scant evidence was that Wopdad would have borderline hated Jace

 

[moonman1488]

With what little we know of wopdad I could see him being personally disgusted with Brianna and would help Jace against her, even if he doesn't like Jace.

 

[AnOminous]

lol there was no restraining order?
Those false flag attacks will never work on the commander!

There were questionable things about it, but it was consistent with an actual restraining order. Considering it had what purported to be a judge's signature, it would be a pretty serious offense to fake it up.

However, it has to be served on the defendant. I strongly suspected from the outset that Wu was just using it as an attention-whoring ploy and never had any intention of actually serving it. If Jace is telling the truth, that may be right. He doesn't outright say he never got served, though.

He probably shouldn't say much about it in general. Fat chance of that, though.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Oh Eli, what silly antics will you do next!