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Are you out of the blast zone

  1. Hahaha fuck y'all I'm surviving

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  2. Oh shit nigga, I'm dead

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  1. I live 15 miles away from the next air field and 20 miles from the next major city, however anything short of the Tsar bomb wouldn't affect me all that much since there's a conveniently shaped mountain right in the path.

    Also, if the Ruskies have a sense of humor, I hope they'll blow up all of the US but spare California. Would be funny to watch all those Hipsters trying to survive in a post Starbucks environment.
     
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  2. Make sure you stock up on Super Male Vitality so that the chemicals in your water don't turn you gay like the frogs! Also, California made guns illegal so good luck protecting yourself against the inevitable bands of raiders.
     
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  3. But the raiders won't have guns either
     
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  4. Yeah, because raiders obey laws, right? You know, like the ones against torture and murder?
     
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  5. I live 30 mins away from a giant Ministry of Defence HQ building even closer to military shipyards. Blast radius-wise, I'm a dead man.

    But what the heck - Let Armageddon come, I'll die eating pizza and playing Sabbath.
     
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  7. Your gay fallout fantasies won't come true. All we will see is proxy wars and we will unfortunately live long enough to see baguettes cost 20 quid due to crap inflation in the british central bank.
     
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    polonium

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  9. I have 2 options:

    A) Hometown: Naval town on the south coast, multiple naval bases and aircraft carriers like to dock there frequently.

    B) Uni town: Small town in the middle of nowhere, but happens to be near an airfield. Choppers fly around over our place like 3 times a day.

    So, basically i’m fucked.
     
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  10. No need to care about my state outside of one military base nearby. I checked on that one nukemap website, even one Tsar Bomba-level bomb (which no country has in their arsenal) wouldn't reach my town, let alone the biggest Russian or Chinese bombs, whether they're dropped on said military base or in the nearest major city to me.
     
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  11. I totally understand dude, but some people seriously believe such bullshit. Just be sure you carry some Rad-X and RadAway as well, the best items are often hidden in glowing spots.
     
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  12. From the ashes I shall rise to be Emperor of the British isles and from there perhaps, master of europe.
     
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  13. Britannia is a land forsaken by the Gods; always at war with Gallia or the savages of Hibernia. Take back Graecia and reclaim the empire.
     
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